What Would You Do If...?

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'd kick my cat until it stopped meowing.

... if the Milwaukee Brewers didn't make the playoffs.

 

[Kinzer]

It doesn't matter to me, I'm not against nor for the team.

What would you do, if you were a Baseball fanboy?

 

[M@v]

switch to a football fanboy.

What would you do if you were dared to do something incredibly stupid and embarassing for $300?(we are assuming its legit, and they are not messing with you)
Im talking bigtime embarrassing(streaking, dressing as a girl, etc. things that completely strip your dignity)

 

[Kinzer]

Not worth it.

Person below me, what would you do if you became a moderator of this here forum?

 

[Iron Thorn]

(What? I dress like a girl all the time.)

I'd change my title to something ridiculous on a weekly basis.

What would you do if you had hairy legs?

 

[Kinzer]

I already have hairy legs, and this only makes me feel more secure about my masculinity.

What would you do, if everybody was teleported back in time with no way to get back?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Depends if you mean a few days, several years, or to...uh...Roman times.

What would you do if cow's milk was banned?

 

[Kinzer]

Resort to alternatives.

What would you do, if you saw what I did thar?

 

[Meta Jr]

It depends...what did you see thar jishiwon?

What would you do if I walked up to a random person asked him what his favourite colour was, told him he was a hypocrite, and poked him in the eye?

 

[Moy]

I'd be stunned.

What would you do if your crush got transferred to all your classes at your school?

 

[Kinzer]

I would **** my pants, literally.

OH SHI-! *fwoopfp*

What would you do, if you spilt liquid on the front of your pants or accidentally sat on a brownie?

 

[Meta Jr]

EDIT: I would tell everyone at my class(cos' it'd most likely be at school) that there were free cany bars in the main hallway and would clean it off(I'm dead serious everyone would run).




I'd faint(seriously haven't seen her since second grade).

What would you do if I told you that random person was Daedulus in disguise and he told me to slap you silly because you decided to pet a man-eating squirrel?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd pretend to know what you're talking about.

What would you do if you were put in charge of the U.S.'s nukes?

 

[M@v]

bye bye Kim Jong il.

What if you won a new car?

 

[Kinzer]

Sell it for money.

What would you do, if YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKE WITH IT ON?!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Restart the computer.

What would you do if you were obsessed with the color blue?

 

[ToonLuigi]

I would paint my room blue, and tell everyone blue is God-like.

What would you do if you were forced to watch Hannah Montana for 10 hours straight?

 

[Kinzer]

Hope to dear god that I can get breaks at the commercials to do whatever is necessary.

Person below me, what would you do if you couldn't have music in your life for one day?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Going to Varsity Singers class would be awkward >_>

... if a quote from you was put on the back of a T-shirt.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would be happy.

What would you do if you were a pirate, arr?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

POSTED @ SAME TIME

*Pime Taradox*

I'd make sure it was a good one or sue the company for libel.

What would you do if you were sued for something stupid?

 

[Burrbomb]

@ Sly: eat a cursed fruit that makes my voice horribly unbearable.

@ F1r3w0lf: srew them over cause I have money and can screw the rules.

What would you do if you saw a Prinny? (dont know what one is? Google it, they're penguins.)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Say how fabulous it is (this is without searching online...).

... if you were suddenly linked to the best Youtube poop in the interwebz!

 

[Kinzer]

I would have to check the enclosed instruction book to tell me how I should react.

Person below me, what would you do if you were forced to give a reference to any youtube poop you've seen in all your sentence?

 

[Frown]

SPAGHETTI

What would you do if SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI?

 

[Iron Thorn]

I prefer mine whole wheat, with butter and salt, grazie.

What would you do if I told you I failed at being Italian-American? (My English last name notwithstanding, I can't stand the smell of roasted peppers...*gag*)

 

[Burrbomb]

Not care.

Next person, what would you do if the YTP references continues? (PS: TASTE MY Guuuuum!!!)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd be more lost than I already am right now.

What would you do if there was a special thread devoted to posting funny YTP's?

 

[Burrbomb]

Spam it.

What would you do if you found a spam button on your keyboard?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would spam the spam button, AKA press it over and over again.

What would you do if you had 1,000 children?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I'd start a mayonnaise factory

What would you do if mayonnaise was illegal?

 

[Barge]

I'd celebrate because mayonnaise the the most disgusting piece of crap I've ever tasted

What would you do if metaknight was killed until he was dead

 

[Kinzer]

That doesn't make sense.

Person below me, what would you do if you were forced to eat spam?

 

[Frown]

I would eat beans.

What would you do if I started to type Swedish at this site?

Goddag, här skriver jag lite saker på svenska som du troligtvis inte förstår.

 

[Kinzer]

I would not be able to understand you and eventually just ignore your posts, unless you continued to speak the one and only language I could read/speak/understand.

Person below me, what would you do if you had to start school over again (I'm talkngn about starting all over again, from scratch if you will)?

 

[Frown]

I would show people that I'm the only preschooler who can do quadratic equations and Euclidean geometry.

What would you do if you knew you would die in 5 minutes?

 

[Kinzer]

If that were right now reading this post, then I guess I would just be sad, but if not then it would depend on what I'm doing and where I am.

Person below me, what would you do if you had to stay up for a full day without any kind of sleep?

 

[Shy Guy 86]

I'd go here, play VG's or such, I'm not sporty during nighttime

What would you do if you got $200,000

 

[Frown]

I would buy a copy of Spore.

What would you do if you had just bought a game and you had $199,940 left?

 

[M@v]

put 100K aside to cover college from head to toe(includes housing). then i would buy a new car, buy a 360 and a ps3, buy some expensive airsoft goodies, and leave the rest in the bank until i figured what I wanted to do with it.

what would you do if the sky really WAS falling?