What 's the funniest excuse?

[Power and Agility]

My friend said"Omg no fair you won because you don't masturbate and I do T_T"

Lol

 

[Frate]

"There's water in the tap."

 

[Negi-Kun]

I had a friendly match with a guy from YouTube and as soon as he got spiked, he made it no contest. Later, he PMs me saying "I just hit random buttons and I happened to hit Start, L, R, A, and start again." I just died laughing.

 

[OmegaXXII]

"well... something got in my eye and I wasn't looking"

My friend said"Omg no fair you won because you don't masturbate and I do T_T"

that's gross lol...

 

[swimmamanBKM]

"you only won because of those bananas!" (he didn't know how to pick them up)

 

[25%Cotton]

"you only win because all your moves paralyze!"


>_>.... um... if that were a legit excuse, i wouldn't even be able to KO you, just paralyze you over and over... which of course i did both of ^_^