West Coast Smash League

[HyugaRicdeau]

I've been like the 10th best in Norcal for about 4 straight years. It doesn't matter who comes or goes, I'm 10th best. I'm like the New Orleans Saints of Norcal.

 

[Pink Reaper]

I've been like the 10th best in Norcal for about 4 straight years. It doesn't matter who comes or goes, I'm 10th best. I'm like the New Orleans Saints of Norcal.

Could be worse, you could be the Oakland Raiders of NorCal

 

[Naota21t]

Could be worse, you could be the Oakland Raiders of NorCal

You mean be great in short bursts, followed by long sessions of mediocrity?

 

[The___cheese]

The challenge is on then.

It's gonna be like this, and the melee players are the dinosaurs.

 

[aznforce817]

why are the entry fees so high for this event

It's a Major tournament, read the description. it's not ur ordinary local around the block tournament.

 

[KIngGerudo]

the tournament better be like this http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/PinkNinja21/motivation posters/1182322719192.jpg look at all those falcos!

 

[Naota21t]

there's going to be a Jurassic park station?

they should have a Jurassic 5 station.

 

[$ick]

Oh crap I remember that show. The dude who chilled on the stegasoraus spikes was the coolest.

 

[aznforce817]

i suck in crews.

lets do teams crews. that'd be tight.

and something different

i really like embrace's idea, Team Crews that would be pretty sick.

And **** brawl stop talking about it.

 

[replicate]

in other news, jurassic park is the best movie ever

if you don't your gay

 

[KIngGerudo]

random draft crews would ****

EDIT: i think ima edit my giant post so i 1. dont explode the page and 2. break some ToS rules

 

[The___cheese]

Random drafted low tier team crews is what you actually mean.

 

[Naota21t]

in other news, jurassic park is the best movie ever

if you don't your gay

but i don't jurassic park

i don't know how!!

 

[Grunt]

Hai guise.
may come.
I'm ready to get ***** by Cali.

 

[Shroomed]

jurassic park is full of ****

raptors opening doors! wtf is that ****!

 

[KIngGerudo]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/...adow_wolf_86/Motivational Posters/mudkips.jpg

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

I think being the Arizona Cardinals would be even worse. Except I could always laugh at Dallas for that one playoff win.

 

[Shroomed]

idc what anyone says, i'm Brian Westbrook

best RB for the Eagles ever.

 

[KIngGerudo]

we didnt ask you digijuan. gtfo and get champion form.

 

[Naota21t]

actually honestly i don't think the raiders are THAT bad this year.

Russell is doing okay, and McFadden is shaping up pretty well imo.

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Randall Cunningham was simultaneously Philly's best QB, RB, AND Punter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKHOMHKT00

 

[Hive]

Hey I wanna come to this tourney too ^^
Oh, and sorry for interrupting the conversation for a cheesy attendence post naota

 

[Miztik]

Eagles suck

Cowboys ****

Raiders have a Bright Future

49ers/cardinals benifit from a poor divison

Packers suck there first 2 games were a fluke

Dolphins ***** the Patriots

Patriots got ***** by the dolphins

oh Redskins/Giants suck

did i mention THE PATRIOTS GOT ***** BY THE DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pink Reaper]

in other news, jurassic park is the best movie ever

if you don't your gay

I Jurassic park, but only on Wednesdays and Fridays cus I have to work every other day

 

[Naota21t]

Hey I wanna come to this tourney too ^^
Oh, and sorry for interrupting the conversation for a cheesy attendence post naota

wait....

que?

 

[Shroomed]

Cowboys are horrible, eagles **** the entire NFL, Steelers used to b hella good

i have perfect techskill in football

 

[Naota21t]

the steelers were good for like TWO years. they were like the raiders of the 00's.

 

[HomeMadeWaffles]

the steelers **** (thats my team haha))

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

I have perfect tech skill in football too. As long as we're talking about the original Tecmo Bowl for the NES (not TSB).

 

[The Great Leon]

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TECMO BOWL FOR NES

so it was an epic battle

lovage 805

the great leon

we had played several games so far. blistered thumbs. the overly condensed plastic glistening with my torn flesh. why did this match matter so much? why does anything matter when you think about it? arent we all but specs upon humanity.
they had all gone either way

a lucky 100 yard run on the kickoff. both selecting the same play which results in an overall 25% chance of EXTREME **** too many times in a row. one play could determine the outcome of a lifetime.

leon gets the ball. probably from a wild interception. THINGS JUST HAPPEN ALRIGHT?

the play...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
down. a run. it should be easy to sneak that ball STRAIGHT UP HIS *******

the play is called. the gun is shot. time stands still as i feel a bead of sweat run off my chin and become suspended in air.

i dont make 10 yards.
the second............................................................................................................................................................................................................
down. why the **** would he call the same play twice?

he was never the same after the war. they thought he wasnt right in the head see?
the play is called. he could only imagine the shock and disbelief running through his opponents mind. BUT HE WAS QUICK TO IMPROVISE. {spoiler}i dont make 10 yards {SLASHspoiler}

in a flash of brilliance, the devious old trickster, he calls it again
down
stubborn? or genious? like an angered coach berating his pupils. AGAIN! AGAIN! UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.

i dont make 10 yards.

4th down. i am so far back into my own territory that i cant even see his goal line. the multi colored crowd cheers me on. the fat whitey with the black hair and the purple shirt. the white guy with the brown hair and green shirt. and your millions of twin brothers. this ones for you.

now he already knew my tricks. if id gone thrice the same the same way, why would i dare to call a different play?
but thats exactly what i did. you see son, back in my day we used to call them MindGames. where you try to trick your oppon-LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU

i call right.














he calls right.
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


from that day on he could never love again

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

I will bring my NES, Tecmo Bowl, and 2 working controllers if you promise to play me at whatever tourney we both happen to be at. Dead serious. I played that game religiously for a long while and I know most of the broken techniques (Lawrence Taylor) :3
Also, all down plays are passes. All UP plays are runs.
Sometimes I turn on the game and just pick run with Bo Jackson for 10 minutes because of how much he *****.

 

[The Great Leon]

i am 100% down for tecmo bowl. come to socal sometime or ill prolly end up going to sf eventually. im pretty casual at the game tho lol

 

[choknater]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM LEON good stuff

touchdown thurman thomas

 

[Lovage 805]

yes, leon, that was the most epic **** ever in the history of techmo bowl.

i predicted you would run down three times in a row
and then a right

im amazing

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Well it's a pretty simple game so there isn't THAT much in the way of neat trick but:
You might already know but LT can block every field goal and even extra point attept if you do it right, so that's kind of broken.
There are like 3 or 4 certain pass routes that are nearly impossible to intercept, even if you get the 25% ****. The easiest one to see is Mark Duper's route on the down play for Miami, you can just snap and press B as soon as he cuts and you catch it about 99% of the time, even with the ****, so it's like guaranteed 3-4 yard. It's kind of ******** cause you can just do that all the way down the field.
There are a few passwords you can enter that make some weird stuff happen, like playing against an invisible opponent.

 

[pockyD]

Cowboys are horrible, eagles **** the entire NFL, Steelers used to b hella good

you're such an idiot

who else in norcal is excited that we are "treated" to watching the raiders lose by 35 this week while almost the entire rest of the country (except a small bubble around st. louis) gets to enjoy an intense rivalry game in the best division in the nfl?

blackout rules + two awful awful awful local teams = a failed nfl environment

 

[choknater]

west coast football league

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Excuse me I believe San Francisco is currently atop their division with the mighty Cards.

 

[pockyD]

the "mighty cards" hold the tiebreaker

 

[Grunt]

Bo Jackson