warcraft 3 jokes

[Timic83]

what did the death knight say when he was mad that his train was late

MY PATIENCE HAS ENDED

 

[Splice]

GUESS WHO JUST AWOKENED GUYSSSSSSS...





THE SLEEPER!!!!

caps...
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What did the raider say before he went to have sex?

READY TO RIDE!!!
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StealingTims...;

What did the Shadow Hunter say when he went to the movies with a friend?

WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REAL SCARY???
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How Many Paladins does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

JUST ONE WITH HOLY LIGHT nerrrr
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Tim tell the acolyte one i cant steal that gold...
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What's the difference between your sister and a ziggurat?

I CANT UNSUMMON YOUR SISTER

(coz she's ugly like a demon geddit?)
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A'nub'arak, more like A'N00B'Arack, derp!
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What Did The Orc Hall say to the Town Hall?

Bugger All!

(its funny coz it rhymes plus those things dont talk lol THEYDONTSAYANYTHING, SILLY!!!)
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And now for the best joke of all...

UNDEAD vs ORC

 

[Timic83]

lol at ud vs orc

what did the acolyte say at his new job as a waiter

i wish only to serve

 

[C~Dog]

What did Ike say to that guy who's train was late?

You'll get no sympathy from me.

 

[Pete278]

As a UD player, I don't find the Undead vs Orc one funny. ;_;

 

[dainbramage]

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126157