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VILLAINS AND VILLANESESS! BRATS AND IMPS!
Say hello to your favorite host, DAMON KILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
"Welcome, welcome to our broadcast today.My name is Damon Killian. You may recognize me from my hit movie, The Running Man.That or my devilish good looks!"
*Laugh Track*
"It's so nice to see so many heartless ******** all in one place.
Ha! Ha! I kid. I kid.
Or do I?"
*Laugh Track*
No, but seriously we got a great show for all of you today. Seems some goody two shoes have sneaked into our villain paradise recently. These heroes are trying to interfere with our business. And you know what we do with heroes."
WE LYNCH THEM!!!
"Exactly!"
"Nothing like a good old lynching to get rid of your enemies. We're gonna ring their necks until their blue in the face! And that's when we-
...
Hold on a second folks, it seems something has... happened...
What? Oh no...
Folks, I am being informed that the heroes have escaped their cells.
Now, let's all remain calm. I'm sure the authorities can...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?!?
What kind of a two bit production is this?
Huhh.....
Fine.
I'll deal with this myself.
I was gonna host Jeopardy after this but... this'll have to do.
If you're out there, Heroes! Let me say that I saved the best surprise for last. We still got one hostage. If you value their life, why don't you come on down and play a game with us.
It's called "Mafia."
You'll be playing against some of our best villains from across time and space.
If you win, I'll let the hostage go, free to live another day.
But if we win... well, we win when we lynch you."
*Laugh Track*
"So what'll it be, heroes? You think you're good enough to win.
I'd like to see you try!"
Say hello to your favorite host, DAMON KILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
"Welcome, welcome to our broadcast today.My name is Damon Killian. You may recognize me from my hit movie, The Running Man.That or my devilish good looks!"
*Laugh Track*
"It's so nice to see so many heartless ******** all in one place.
Ha! Ha! I kid. I kid.
Or do I?"
*Laugh Track*
No, but seriously we got a great show for all of you today. Seems some goody two shoes have sneaked into our villain paradise recently. These heroes are trying to interfere with our business. And you know what we do with heroes."
WE LYNCH THEM!!!
"Exactly!"
"Nothing like a good old lynching to get rid of your enemies. We're gonna ring their necks until their blue in the face! And that's when we-
...
Hold on a second folks, it seems something has... happened...
What? Oh no...
Folks, I am being informed that the heroes have escaped their cells.
Now, let's all remain calm. I'm sure the authorities can...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?!?
What kind of a two bit production is this?
Huhh.....
Fine.
I'll deal with this myself.
I was gonna host Jeopardy after this but... this'll have to do.
If you're out there, Heroes! Let me say that I saved the best surprise for last. We still got one hostage. If you value their life, why don't you come on down and play a game with us.
It's called "Mafia."
You'll be playing against some of our best villains from across time and space.
If you win, I'll let the hostage go, free to live another day.
But if we win... well, we win when we lynch you."
*Laugh Track*
"So what'll it be, heroes? You think you're good enough to win.
I'd like to see you try!"
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