Vending Machine

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

You get nothing (jk)

I insert toon link.

 

[smashfan666]

you get smaller-than-regular Link.

i insert a pot of coffee.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

you get a pot of choclete

I insert SSBM and brawl at the same time.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Smash 64

I insert Ellis

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a university on an island, and an island on a university.

I insert crashing and rolling.

 

[-_skinny_-]

you get a roller coaster that crashes and a severe head injury

i insert my ADHD

 

[smashfan666]

you get the DCMC.

i insert an ice pop.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get taste bud explosion.

I insert cheerleading.

 

[Feocart]

You get a cheer coach.

I insert a 100 dollar bill

 

[Tacel]

You get 400 quarters.

I insert a meme that's not well known.

 

[PSIQuasi]

you get a cult completely devoted to said meme.

I insert controversies.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get pleasant showers, which bring May flowers.

I insert a hairbrush FROM SPACE!

 

[Feocart]

You get the moon.

I insert hamburger.

 

[UberMario]

You get 30-year-old lint.

I insert SPARTA!

 

[-_skinny_-]

you get destroyed and fall to your doom into a well that for some reason isnt covered, thats a real safety issue. i mean sure, spartans were ****** but still, what if they got drunk and wondered around? theyd fall in and decompose and the water would have floating rotten meat in it. gross.

i insert a hologram

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get CNN

I insert the anime Bakemonogatari.

 

[Feocart]

You get a vampire.

I insert a whale.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

you get a dolphine

I insert Majora's Mask Moon. (please do not do an uncreative post like "you get a moon." .

 

[smashfan666]

you get the angry sun from SMB3

i insert a red ice pop

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get a white Ice pop laced in your own blood. (edit: joking)

I insert peach.

 

[-_skinny_-]

you get a traumatized Toad

i insert ****

 

[smashfan666]

you get ears (get it? ear ****?)

i insert a mountain dew soda machine

 

[-_skinny_-]

you get a mellow yellow

i insert a ninja

 

[smashfan666]

you get a pirate.

i insert all the outdated satellite TV dishes.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get comcast.

I insert 4 kids.

 

[-_skinny_-]

you get sent to jail for pedophilia

i insert a flamingo

 

[smashfan666]

you get the eagles from Hero 108.

i insert mindf**k.

 

[UberMario]

You get Youtube Poop.

I insert "Have you seen MY EYE!"

 

[smashfan666]

you get mighty ray.

i insert toon town

 

[UberMario]

You get insanity.

I take craziness to the intermediate level.

 

[smashfan666]

the vending machine takes your wallet.

i insert cinnamon toast crunch.

 

[UberMario]

You get crumbs.

I insert specks of dust.

 

[smashfan666]

you get beezlenut oil.

i insert a messed-up dr. seuss reference...

 

[UberMario]

You get green moldy eggs and rancid ham that result in your death by food poisoning.

I insert your body and then wait for something to come out.

 

[smashfan666]

you get MY ZOMBIE!!!

i insert coffee.

 

[UberMario]

You get ANOTHER ZOMBIE!!!

I leave the Vending Machine disturbed and a zombie places his hand in it.

 

[smashfan666]

the zombie gets sucked into the vending machine and takes you with him, so you get a happy life inside the vending machine.

i insert a soda.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get tonic Water.

I insert the concept of VG cats updating reguarly.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a crossover between VG Cats, Penny Arcade & CTRL+ALT+DEL.

i insert a 18'th-century cannon.

 

[-_skinny_-]

you get a catapult

i insert my clown nose