Vending Machine

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a horrible aftertaste.

I insert Candy Corn.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get a Candy Harvest.

I insert numbers from Wall Street.

 

[XACE-K]

You get bears and bulls.

I insert a scale.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a fish, or if you mean the different kind of scale, you get your weight.

I insert Halloween.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get 2AM. (time right now = 2AM, oct31st)

I insert the knowledge of that which is forbidden.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get ************************************************************************.

I insert **** **** *** **** **** **** on a **** **** lob**** ****er.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a *** ***** ** ****** ****. Nom.

I insert too many asteri----

Windows has shut down your computer to prevent a hardware crash.
Windows will now take a dump.

Taking dump... 15% complete.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get to flush.

I insert Jelly Jiggler.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Powdered Toast Man.

I insert the flusher.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a plumber.

I insert bats.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a home run.

I insert your smiley avy.

 

[Jonkku]

You get angry face.

I insert laughter.

Spoiler

I actually lol'd, because just after I read "Taking dump... 15% complete.", I heard a fart from the bathroom.

 

[Zelgius]

You get a comedy starring Karptroopa.

I insert Ness' hat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get my hat.

I insert my hat, not that I wear it anymore.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get DNA.

I insert the comedy starring Karptroopa's name.

 

[Jonkku]

You get fart jokes..

I insert black humour.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Paranoia Agent opening. (Yes, it is related to what you inserted in some way.)

I insert Lil Slugger.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a slap for referencing yet another thing I know nothing about. >:C

I insert a weegee dolly eating the golden toaster of tastiness.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me taking it back.

I insert people being oblivious to the fact that I have been secretly keeping my own clone of the Golden Toaster of Tastiness for myself.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Karptroopa raiding your secret stash of inferior Golden Toaster clones, whilst riding his brand new version of his Metal Gear.

I insert the edit button.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me editing you into a kind and generous person who will most definitely give me back my Golden Toasters.

I insert soup.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Golden Toaster Surprise.

Would you like the bill?

I insert the bill.

 

[LatexRhombus]

you get overcharged

i insert monica lewinsky

 

[Karptroopa]

You get not-so smexeh presidential affairs.

I insert said affairs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

The vending machine falls over on top of you because I push it.

I push the vending machine back up and insert Karptroopa.

 

[PrepareYourself]

It falls on you again.

I insert WiFi lag while it's tipped over.

 

[XACE-K]

You get anger.

I insert YourselfPrepare

 

[Deleted member]

You get K-XACE.

I insert
┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
┬┴┬┴┬┴ The Wall ┬┴┬┴┬┴
┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬
┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴

 

[Jonkku]

You get another brick in the wall.

I insert Pink Floyd

 

[XACE-K]

You get The Ramones.

I insert a red shirt.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a plaid shirt.

I insert a lumberjack.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Flapjacks.

I insert an Enemy Controller card.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get

LEFT! RIGHT! A! B!

I insert that quote.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get Ridley unlocked.

I insert Ridley's Moveset.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a gigantic claw in your face.

I insert Meta Jr's moveset.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You explode.

I insert Jichael Mackson.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get mutha****ing Karptroopas on a mutha****ing train.

I insert my moveset. >;D

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get Michael Jackson's Halloween costume so he can avoid the cops while being out on Halloween.

I insert the fact that none of us will go trick-or-treating again after that.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

NVM this post.

 

[Jonkku]

Karptroopa gets my moveset... It's confusing and his head explodes.
Firewolf gets tricked... By a man who says that he has treats in his pants. lol trick-AND-"treat"

I insert The Rapist.