Vending Machine

[Karptroopa]

You get Chip and Dale.

I insert Alvin.

 

[XACE-K]

You get chipmunks.

I insert an ear.

 

[Karptroopa]

You recieve a ear drum.

I insert various references to bad 90s shows.

 

[Kinzer]

You get...wait, I can't think of any bad 90s shows, a lot of them were good.

I insert the good 90s shows.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get that 70s show(Not "That 70's Show", that 70s show).

I insert 4kids

 

[Kinzer]

You get a bunch of somewhat good programs (Pokemans, Yu-gay-Oh-My-God, everything else is just meh or worse than meh...)

I insert World of Warcraft.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get another expansion pack.

I insert EA.

 

[Kinzer]

You get challenged by everything.

I insert Ubi Soft.

 

[Karptroopa]

Nice reference.

You get Imagine: Forum Games.

I insert IGN.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get "orance".

I insert a pin.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a ouch.

I insert Kinzer.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Lucario.

I insert Dugtrio.

 

[Karptroopa]

You got over 500 different trophies! You got the Baby Peach trophy!

I insert the Baby Mario trophy.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Mario.

I insert Weegee.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Youtube Poop.

I insert fire.

 

[Kinzer]

You get burned, don't play with it.

I insert a lightbulb.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get struck by lightning, don't play with Benji.

I insert an old hag telling me to get the heck off him and he has a lawyer.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a court trial.

I insert

I drew this, BTW.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get lulz.

I insert a Lost and Found poster.

Spoiler

Of my Weegee doll.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a FAKE weegee doll.

I insert a negative little dude who likes to ride his pet flamingo down the toilet.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Captain Flamingo: Sewage Troubles on DVD.

I insert my enemies.

Spoiler

Weegee doll is not here. Fudge.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Metaknight.

I insert Young Link.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Solid Snake.

I insert a beta tier.

Spoiler

Weegee?

 

[XACE-K]

You get the alpha tier.

I insert some Weegee doll I found in the garbage.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a receipt.

I insert Super Mario Sunshine, box and all.

Spoiler

YOU FIEND

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a Repus Luigi Darkness.

I insert JO MOMMA.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get YO MOMMA.

I insert a complaint.

Spoiler

TO XACE-K for DISPOSING OF MY DOLLY-DOLL

 

[Meta Jr]

You get mwa, firing my explosive powers at you.

I insert meh supa awesom pow blok.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get teh supa awesum extreme vibrations.

I insert mah not so supa awesum fake weegee doll.

 

[XACE-K]

You get garbage.

I insert a bag of pretzels.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Meta Jr's (now) faulty supa awesom pow blok.

I insert a ransom note.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a Death Note.

I insert BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN DIE SPAGHETTI TOAST THE BIRDS BOMBS?!?!?!

 

[Karptroopa]

You get omgroflwtfbbq?.

I insert ROFLMFAOHAHA

 

[Groovy Kong]

You got your virginity back!

I insert a Charged lazer

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Amy Rose's mallet in your face.

I insert yet another Lost & Found poster.

Spoiler

I can smell his tracks...

 

[Kinzer]

You get lost in the woods, found dead years later.

I insert the said murderous joke.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get an angry troll.

I insert bragging rights.

Spoiler

weegee doll is in teh forum game back room :D

 

[Kinzer]

You get laughed at.

I insert my tournament results.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a critical error.

I insert a question about your tournament results.

 

[Kinzer]

You get me winning the first two rounds and then losing twice in a row (seriously, my first round opponent had to do something, then my 2nd round opponent never showed up, the person I fought in the third round beat me because I have never played against a GOOD Wolf, and I messed up in the losers bracket by killing myself on the last stock! I get no bragging rights nonwhatsoever!)

I insert pity/lulz from the next guy?