Vending Machine

[The Black Glove]

you get a grape soda.

I insert a chocobo.

 

[JustNoOne]

You get a super rare chocobo steak.

I insert wired telephones.

 

[The Black Glove]

You get a telagram.

I insert a stop sign.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get ran over.

I insert Michael Jackson and a pterodactyl.

 

[The Black Glove]

You get a horribly abused dinosaur.

I insert a pogo stick.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Tigger.

I insert my mom and my sister.

 

[The Black Glove]

You get horribly confused.

I insert Phineus and Ferb.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a platypus.

I insert Queen.

 

[The Black Glove]

You get King.

I insert Homestarrunner.com

 

[Deleted member]

You get elephant feet.

I insert a cup of coffee.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a cup of cappuccino.

I insert Nicholas Waltrum (Walrusguy).

 

[The Black Glove]

You get a Navy Seal.

I insert a Lazor Beam.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a lazor blastor.

I insert Nicholas Waltrum.

 

[The Black Glove]

You get a repeat button.

I insert a slingshot.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get David, brutally slaying Goliath.

I insert a protein shake.

 

[The Black Glove]

You gain a 20 pounds of fat.

I insert a dumbell.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a private gym. Lucky you.

I insert all of my hopes and dreams...

 

[The Black Glove]

You get crushed.

I insert a baseball bat.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I insert quesadillas.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Mexico.

I insert a bag of apples.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get my pet bird, who loves apples.

I insert a zombie.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get decapitation.

I insert the 'Kingdom of Fail'.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get the King of Hyrule.

I insert a CD-i.

 

[Moy]

You get crappy games.

I insert iTunes.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a montage of characters, from a Canadian TV show, each getting their own Ipod commercial version.

I insert a creative idea.

 

[Feocart]

You get Captain Faclon.

I insert Zelda.

You get a montage of characters, from a Canadian TV, show each getting their own Ipod commercial version.

What the f***?!?

 

[The Black Glove]

You get Din's Fire.

I insert an onion.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

You get a letter telling you that no one cares about your idea.

I insert Dwyane Wade. (Yes, that is the right spelling.)

 

[XACE-K]

You get the Miami Heat.

I insert a baseball bat.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get Babe Ruth

I insert a pem

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a P.E.M, Proton Exchange Membrane.

I insert a new look.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the King of Fail.

I insert a song to be sung.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get this song (which isn't a rick roll).

I insert a fad that's sweeping the Forum games section.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get banished to the Brawl General Discussion! :O

I insert The King of Fail.

 

[The Black Glove]

You recive the On-Point Kings

I insert a request for a place for these armies to clash.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get the Norfolk Botanical Gardens. So much for those rose bushes, eh?

I insert the PINGAS I don't have.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Squadalah.

I insert YOU MUST DIE!!

 

[Deleted member]

You get burned.

I insert a military expo.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get jumped to Strong Badia, where you will become part of an elite group of missionaries..er...mercenaries.

I insert an epic battle of epic proportions.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a war between the Homestarmy, the On-Point Kings, and the Fail Army.

I insert Van Halen.