Vending Machine

[MPH Deku]

You get Warheads (the candy).

I insert a kendama.

 

[smashfan666]

you get cardboard tube samurai.

i insert a frightbot

 

[Zatchiel]

You get Cuddlebot..

I insert CASH FROM NEPTUNE 0-o

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

You get a trident


I insert sonic the hedgehog

 

[smashfan666]

you get dr. robotnik/eggman.

i insert a Penny Arcade/VG Cats crossover.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a Dollar Arcade/VG Dog Crossover...

I insert a Nickel

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a Nickelback CD.

I insert a Quarter.

 

[Jonkku]

You get your quarterback.

Spoiler

(Awful pun is awful.)

I insert a football. (A real one. Not a rugby ball that are falsely called footballs in America)

 

[smashfan666]

you get futbol, which is what soccer is called in some foreign countries....

i insert a pack of assorted trading cards....

 

[Zatchiel]

You get Yu-gi-oh!

I insert MAH LAZAR! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

you get shoop da whoop!

i insert the lolwut pear.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get an overused meme.

I insert Lucario's chest spike.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a dead lucario force choking you...

i insert dr. blowhole (from penguins of madagascar)

 

[AnDaLe]

what is this?

You get some rest from puff

I insert everything

 

[smashfan666]

you get nothing, U LOSE!.

i insert a laser pistol.

 

[Dru2]

U get Falco laser spam! pewpew

i insert Sparta.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get A foot to the gut while a random bottomless pit forms behind you...

I put my left foot in

 

[Dru2]

U get ur left out, u get ur left foot in and u shake it all about! U do the hokey....I'll stop now.

I insert the Pumpkin King.

 

[Zatchiel]

(YOU FELL 4 IT! xD)

You get Burger King...


I insert these: ☆☆ ○○
_ ×

 

[Dru2]

U get ur mom Geno.

I insert Britney Spears(this should be good)

 

[Tacel]

You get two pentagons and two pies.
EDIT: Ninja'd!
Ummm... you get what some people call a musician having a comeback.

Spoiler

It's bad. I know. I couldn't think of anything.

I insert chocolate-covered bacon.

 

[Dru2]

U get true happiness.

I insert a

 

[smashfan666]

you get a

i insert a dog bone

 

[Zatchiel]

You get An angry dog looking to get 2 the bone...

I insert a Ketchup bottle

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get mustard.

I insert a power drill.

 

[Dru2]

U get a nailgun.

I insert Godzilla(rawr!)

 

[smashfan666]

you get king ghidora(ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!)

i insert king kong.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the Empire State Building.

I insert Mothra.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a question mark

I insert Brawl...

 

[mars16]

You get punched by sakurai

I insert a yellow hat with a W and some fat layers of skin

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a Broken Wario....

I insert

 

[Dru2]

you get a

I insert Dragonforce

 

[Tacel]

You get finger cramps.

Speaking of dragon force, I insert Power Rangers.
EDIT: Only the cute one.

 

[smashfan666]

you get sregnaR rewoP

i insert !!SDRAWKCAB

 

[Tacel]

FRONTWARDS!! teg uoY

I insert the sounds that dogs make when they are having a real intense dream.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get the sound of a cat purring

I insert The Hustle

 

[Zatchiel]

You get the Tussle


I put in Milk.....WHOLE MILK XD

 

[MPH Deku]

You get loads of fat and me probably missing a reference.

I insert INSANE CARZY GUY's straight jacket.

 

[Tacel]

You get... ...oh my... ...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

I insert a warning.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get the Banhammer.

I insert philosophy.