Vending Machine

[smashfan666]

you get a boomerang.

i insert a taser gun.

 

[Jonkku]

You get tazed, bro.

I throw a baseball into the slot where all the stuff comes out.

 

[smashfan666]

you get an increased pitching average!

i insert lava

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a meleted sticky, above temprature limited edition gold red and distasteful gumball..

i put in a planet(Shoves planet in by banging on it with a shovel)

 

[smashfan666]

you get unicron saying "hey, i was gonna eat that! >:|"

i insert a sword

 

[UberMario]

You get a knife.

I insert a fork.

 

[Jonkku]

It flies back and you get stabbed by it.

I insert a detective to go find out who stabbed you.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a loudmouth brat that screams " I DID!" when you poke it...

I insert GOLD!

 

[smashfan666]

you get bronze

i insert... A BOMB?!?!?!?!

 

[Zatchiel]

you get post # 7348

I insert a kitty

 

[smashfan666]

you get the BOMB?!?!?!?! back...

i insert a rift in the space-time continuum...

 

[Zatchiel]

you get a Disabled Newton's law of interspace theory

I put in Patrick(Shoves patrick in as he cries for spongebob, spongebob comes and i hit them both in)
and i guess i put in Spongebob too xD

 

[smashfan666]

you get a krabby patty... which plankton then steals

i insert that stupid bug that got away from my squashing rampage earlier today...

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a flat bug that is still alive...

I put in a Vending Machine

 

[smashfan666]

you get coo-OOOOOOOO-kie crisp!!!

i insert another bomb.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get another concealed kaboom!

i insert fart XD

 

[smashfan666]

you get the stink...

i insert a mr. saturn

 

[Zatchiel]

You get ness

i put in blue fire

 

[smashfan666]

you get the stone of cold fire.

i insert fettucini.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get some delicious Lasagna.

I Suplex the vending machine, record it to a video, post it on youtube, then insert youtube into the vending machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get M.C. pee pants' global diet-pill pyramid scheme...

i insert all the garfield characters

 

[UberMario]

You get one fat cat, an easily fooled dog, their owner and a bunch of generic characters.

I insert the "Falcon Punch" Melee soundbite played slowly and epicly.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the WEEGEE VIRUS!!!!!

I INSERT MY CAPS LOCK WHICH IS STILL ON.

 

[Zatchiel]

you get my lowercase which is still on!

I put in a Wii

 

[Jimmyfosho]

you get 2 camels in a tiny car

*inserts pe-.. nuts*

 

[Get@Will]

You get the Slapchop commercial.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[ranmaru]

You get some candy.

I insert money.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a Gumball....

I insert a Gumball

 

[Jonkku]

You get nothing...

Spoiler

You lose! Good day, sir!!

I hit the machine and yell at it because it broke.

 

[ranmaru]

You get yelled at by the machine.

I insert Finness in the machine.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Fitness

I insert Rock and roll

 

[Zatchiel]

You get Polka

I insert a Chocolate Bar

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get diabeetus.

I insert a dodgeball.

 

[Zatchiel]

You get the dodgeball back at 135MPH

I insert Awesomeface

 

[Moozle]

You get a strong back-hand.

I insert love <3

 

[Zatchiel]

You get a Heart shaped gumball

I insert Cookies

 

[Get@Will]

You get a monster.

I insert my computer.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get porn.

I insert a fridge.

 

[Moozle]

You get frustrated that the fridge won't fit.

I insert hot fudge.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a sundae.

I insert Moby Dick.