Vending Machine

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Darth Nihilus

I insert a puppy

 

[UberMario]

You get a wolverine

I insert Rhino the hamster.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Fluffy the dinosaur

I insert a Wii

 

[UberMario]

You get a Mii.

I insert Mario Bike Failure.

 

[sammy p]

you get the mario kart wii commercials

i insert luigis mansion

 

[Jonkku]

You get Mario's Villa, a sequel to Luigi's Mansion. But this time... Luigi is not the main character!! *GASP* *DUN-DUN-DUNNNN*

I insert a coin.

 

[Tacel]

You get change. ------> "CASH ONLY"

I insert cash.

 

[Jonkku]

After waiting for one hour, you get a piece of paper that says "Please select the product. It's not like this machine knows what you want."

I click a random button on the Vending Machine.

 

[Tacel]

You get the item stolen by me because it was my money hat you used.

I insert nothing because I am enjoying what my money was used for.

 

[UberMario]

You get something that takes all the money you used.

I insert other things.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get some things

I put in Digimon World 4

 

[UberMario]

You get World -1

I insert a glitch.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get x99999 Masterballs

I insert a bear

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a black bear

I insert vodka

 

[smashfan666]

you get expensive wine, and drunk.

i insert a cola bomb

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get an Axe bomb.

I insert Old Spice deodorant

 

[Elucifur]

You get my lemon cologne from Bath & Body Works. It's much better.

I insert a Cinderella spoof.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a pink dress

i insert laughter

 

[UberMario]

You get booed.

I insert jeers.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

you get cheers.

I inset jam

 

[Elucifur]

You get blood butter.

I insert a picture of the girl I despise.

 

[UberMario]

You get the new meme.

I insert my hatred of any meme that is under 9000.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get her secret crush

I put in a secret to everyone

NINJA GETS NOTHING BUT NERD RAEG!

 

[smashfan666]

you get the maximum number of rupees.

i insert a new car.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get swindled

I insert an organic Pop-tart

 

[UberMario]

You get a delorean

which > who ever that meme was.

I inserted that very large picture of an awesome car.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a car battery

i insert king dedede

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get an Ededed

I insert mario

 

[smashfan666]

you get sonic beating you like an egg.

i insert an english copy of "where's an egg?"

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a Russian "TROGDOR"

I insert my birthday

 

[smashfan666]

you get an invitation to TAL's "unbirthday"

i insert a discount brick

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get MY birthday

I insert А часы полный обезьян

 

[smashfan666]

you get a dictionary on russian.

i insert cake

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a lie.

I insert another guy named Raph (see what I did there?)

 

[smashfan666]

you get a fart in teh face.

i insert a dvd of "is it a good idea to microwave this?"

 

[Clownbot]

You get the popular internet series, "Will it Blend?"!

I insert a blender.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a microwave,

i insert a list of popular internet memes

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Christian Bale

I insert Youtube

 

[Phantom7]

You get Chris Crocker and Chocolate Rain.

I insert Windows Internet Explorer 8.

 

[Tacel]

You get Firefox, because it's better.

I insert Firefox.