Vending Machine

[Dime]

You get a nut shot

In insert a pip-boy

 

[XACE-K]

You get a what?

I insert yo momma.

 

[Kasai]

You get "insert random stereotypical joke here."

I insert the poster below me's soul.

 

[Feocart]

You get the devil (he has no soul!)

I insert 'Polly want a...'

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a 'racist comment'.

I insert Yu-gi-oh Season 5.

 

[platnum]

You get Yugioh the abridged series.


I insert money.

 

[tirkaro]

You get soda.

I insert the CD-i

 

[lego]

You get an MP3 Player! :D

I insert rocket fuel!

 

[Zema]

You go boomie.

I insert: HELL YEAH. LONGSAUR :D

 

[tirkaro]

You get 4 ivysaurs.

I insert a Mr. Saturn.

 

[Frown]

You get my edition:

I insert failed Longsaur.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a big picture.

I insert Spore.

 

[tirkaro]

You get EA

I insert a Mr. Saturn again.

 

[Charizard92]

You get a comet

I insert a fire

 

[XACE-K]

You get my anger.

I insert 1337.

 

[yoshiunity]

You get me... (How the heck I got in there?)

I insert a *censored*.. O_o!

 

[tirkaro]

you get what I did to yo momma last night. (OH SNAP)

I insert 100 yo momma jokes.

 

[Charizard92]

You get 100 moms, and they are the naggy type (good luck with that)

I insert Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA)

 

[platnum]

You get Deoxys.


I insert 300 heaping pounds of SPAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAA

 

[JuniorToons]

You get 300 pounds of Meet the Spartans DVD's

I insert 10 broken computers

 

[platnum]

You get 10 computers with 3 megs of RAM, That have VISTA on them.(Oh SHI--)


I insert Windows Vista.

 

[Kasai]

You get (select one based on conditions):

Condition 1: computer with 4+ gigs of ram
Prize 1: A good upgrade

Condition 2omputer with <4 gigs of ram
Prize 2: Trash.


I insert a cinder block.

 

[platnum]

You get a Crowbar.


I insert moar cowbell.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get moar cows.
I insert an SUV (Don't ask how it fits).

 

[platnum]

You get LONGCAT!


I insert Tacgnol

 

[XACE-K]

What?

I insert donuts

 

[Suntan Luigi]

You get munchkins


I insert a cigar

 

[Deleted member]

You get a pack of cigarettes.

I insert my school. (Don't ask)

 

[Charizard92]

Sorry, this vending machine doesn't accept schools, you have to go through it.

I insert Mew

 

[Deleted member]

You get a cheezburger.

I insert a nuclear bomb.

 

[tirkaro]

You get America.

I insert an issue of Shonen Jump

 

[XACE-K]

You get manga.

I insert a metroid.

 

[lego]

The get metroid infants.

Insert a mushroom.

 

[Autydragoon]

You get one high Mario.

I insert thus high mario.

 

[yoshiunity]

You get me!... dude. lol... O_o the sodas are talking to me...

Insert one talking soda... O_o

 

[kitsuneko345]

You get a scary Dr. Pepper commercial.

Inserting one tier list...

 

[Charizard92]

You get angry PT fans

I insert an Arceus

 

[XACE-K]

You get a Chuck Norris clone.

I insert trees.

 

[platnum]

You get Bees!

I insert MOOGLES, MILLIONS OF MOOGLES!

 

[Deleted member]

You get a chocobo.

I insert this Muppet blooper reel.