Vending Machine

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

they didn't hold the mayo go back to start.

I insert the hippo king

 

[MPH Deku]

You get lead poisoning from his boxers.

I insert Mercury.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Queen.

I insert wordplay.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get a pun

I insert half of the work half

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a quarter of the word quarter... Well, that was easy *Gets hit over the head with his own keyboard* OH WHAT THE--?!

I insert the now-broken keyboard. HA! No keyboards to hit me over the head with now! *Gets hit over the head with his own computer monitor* SON OF A *****!!!

 

[Clownbot]

I'm assuming you're making another one of those allusions to a new avatar/location/text color, so I guess that's what you get.

I insert an explanation.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get another Nostalgia Critic reference.

I insert clownbot's avatar.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a PAHTAY PIKACHU!!!!11

I insert something unnecessary.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get my explanation:

No, it wasn't a quote from my avatar (the Nostalgia Critic), however I was trying to use the same type of humor that he usually does use.

NOW I insert a quote from the Nostalgia Critic: "I could eat my way through a WALL faster than I can defeat these a**holes, AND THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?!?!"

EDIT: Double ninja'd! You get some sort of porn video. Don't know why, I must've put it in there by mistake-- OH SHI--!!

 

[Clownbot]

You get nostalgic.

I insert my incompetence.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get owned by your computer

I insert the next post

holy crap I got super ninja'd this is for the inserted keyboard

 

[Clownbot]

You get me, myself, and I!

I insert a bee.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get THE NEXT FUCKING POST!!!

I insert the next next post.

EDIT: NINJA'D A-FUCKING-GAIN?!?! YOU GET NOTHING!!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get somebody giving me something.

I insert チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Cirno's Perfect Arithmetic Classroom.

I insert Babelfish translator.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

You get broken English.


I insert 25 cents.

 

[UberMario]

You get a 2-dollar bill.

I insert a pizza.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a pie.

I insert a n00b.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get me. >_>

I insert Meta Knight's sword.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Whorenados.

I insert gum.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLRiqeScws&feature=related

I insert Youtube Poop.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

You get dinner with Dr. Robotnik, Mama Luigi, and a whole lot of STUFF.

I insert nothing.

 

[UberMario]

You get this!

I insert a gordo

 

[Elucifur]

You get a Thwomp.

I insert a Whomp.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the second boss of Super Mario 64.

I insert Luigi's Mansion + Super Mario 64.

 

[Elucifur]

You get this texture.

I insert a F.L.U.D.D. and Poltergeist 3000 hybrid.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a Polterfludd.

I insert the instruction manual for the Polterfludd.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I check out the enclosed instruction book.

And HOLY CRAP THAT TEXTURE WAS COOL!

I insert a flying FBI agent.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a ninja.

I insert a grand line.

 

[MPH Deku]

You chase after the One Piece.

I insert A NINJA LEGEND.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a children's card game.

I insert a small kuriboh who doesn't update.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get someone from about a month ago.

Next person stopped going to the YGOTAS website and watches it on Youtube instead.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the wrong thread.

I insert a confused jigglyppuff8.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get... isn't he always confused though?

I insert the wrong thread.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a useless post.

I insert a master plan.

 

[Elucifur]

You get the four word story.

Edit: AGAIN? Oh well, my answer still stands.

What if there was a combination of all the games?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get an "I c wut u did thar."

I insert mayonnaise.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a chocolate cornet.

Spoiler

I hope somebody gets the reference. ☆

I insert a cheesecake.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a slice of pie with a scoop of ice cream.

I insert a Death Note.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a sunflower seed.

I insert a fire emblem. (Any of the incarnations.)