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☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆

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So earlier today I was walking around campus when I saw a short white guy with white headphones around his neck and a pretty cool hat on. Next to him was a taller larger guy that was waving around hundred dollar bills. So I ran up to them screaming "Oh my God it's Red Dog and mutha ****in Gkirbz!!!!"

Low and behold they were two people I've never met before and they had a look of absolute astonishment on their faces. Realizing my mistake I did the only sensible thing from that point, I yelled "There can be only one!!!" and proceeded to kick the crap out of them for being posers. I saw a guy who didn't even resemble Ken neth but I punched him anyways because the thought was there. So after dropping the three Utah posers, I took the guys money and gave it to the other two in agreement that they don't sue me. After they took it I punched them and called them **ssies.

Immediately afterwards I felt someone tap me on the right shoulder. I didn't look though because despite him being 800 miles away, deep down inside I knew it was X.

Then I walked away.
I left them carnage and pain.
It was a good day.
this made my day <3 twin

but u gotta decapitate them or i dont get his powers D:
 

Twin_A

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this made my day <3 twin

but u gotta decapitate them or i dont get his powers D:
I would get his powers, unless we're combining "Highlander" with Jet Li's "One" in which case **** you his powers are mine! Too bad I'm like Duncan McCloud and Not Connor McCloud. Instead of killing everyone, I'll let every other person go because I'm already BA as it is :D
 

Anonano

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Sinz, people I've chatted with from South and Central America have told me even worse things about my name.

Start a Smash club at BYU fool.
 

-Serve-

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hey havin birfday STD tommorow and today each starting at 6 ending when ever everyone leaves ;D

EDIT:
i dont want presents <.< the best gift any of u can give me is ur presence :3
I get off work at 6.

But, I will definitely try to come after?!
 

-Serve-

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Yay! :D

Gotta play some BlazBlue again, that was pretty fun actually.

Kirb and Ness for teams!
 

Anonano

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D: I don't have a car tonight.

Buuuut if you host your b-day party Saturday I can definitely make it :D
 

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You're gettin old and you're gonna die
do da do da
You're gettin old and you're gonna die
ah the do da de
You're gonna die somedaaaay
You're gonna die somedaaaay
You're gettin old and you're gonna die oh the do da de HEY!!!

Lol my bro and I sing that instead of Happy Bday to almost everybody (elderly excluded)
 

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D: I don't have a car tonight.

Buuuut if you host your b-day party Saturday I can definitely make it :D
Anime Banzai is this Friday to Sunday, so I'm pretty sure gkirby's going to that on Saturday, because of a certain thing that he wants to see there. ;)
Also, there seems to be a Brawl and a Street Fighter tournament at Banzai this year (from 5-7 PM: Brawl on Friday, SFIV on Saturday), but unless you're there for the convention, it won't be worth it to come just for this. (It might not be even worth it to enter even if you're already there...depending on how it'll be organized. :laugh:)
 

r3d d09

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EDIT: r3d d09, you should've shown them your Halo skills.
I was considering it. but it was halo 3. i don't play that. but I wanted to see who was playing. . . i never had a chance to. Long story short. i found out Final Boss was there. the best halo team ever.

funny story is that they'd know me. well the ogres would xD

So earlier today I was walking around campus when I saw a short white guy with white headphones around his neck and a pretty cool hat on. Next to him was a taller larger guy that was waving around hundred dollar bills. So I ran up to them screaming "Oh my God it's Red Dog and mutha ****in Gkirbz!!!!"

Low and behold they were two people I've never met before and they had a look of absolute astonishment on their faces. Realizing my mistake I did the only sensible thing from that point, I yelled "There can be only one!!!" and proceeded to kick the crap out of them for being posers. I saw a guy who didn't even resemble Ken neth but I punched him anyways because the thought was there. So after dropping the three Utah posers, I took the guys money and gave it to the other two in agreement that they don't sue me. After they took it I punched them and called them **ssies.

Immediately afterwards I felt someone tap me on the right shoulder. I didn't look though because despite him being 800 miles away, deep down inside I knew it was X.

Then I walked away.
I left them carnage and pain.
It was a good day.
lol I miss you :(
hey havin birfday STD tommorow and today each starting at 6 ending when ever everyone leaves ;D

EDIT:
i dont want presents <.< the best gift any of u can give me is IT'S presence :3
wait tomorrow? the shindig is going down?

I get it, it's a pun!
I fixed it to make it a pun ;) i didn't realize it was a pun till you brought it up :p
 

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It's my ability, to see terrible jokes where none before had existed. For example:

What do you call roadkill in Australia?






A flatypus!
 

r3d d09

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Oh, and for the people wondering how i did in the shakerboarding contest today... i took 2nd. right behind a guy that has like 10 more years of experience than me xD.. Oh, and out of all the people there (CO, WY, UT) i had the least amount of exp. haha

I owned the DEN CO shakerboarders xD. timotee. tell all little caesar shakerboarders they blow :p lul
 

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hey havin birfday STD tommorow and today each starting at 6 ending when ever everyone leaves ;D

EDIT:
i dont want presents <.< the best gift any of u can give me is ur presence :3
I'm there. Work f***ed me over, so they haven't given me any hours this whole week. I'm so bored here.

Just gotta do some chores and finish a thing for the Zelda boards, but I can have that done before 6, and I will stay the night for sure.

Everyone else should try and come......and food should be provided.
 

☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆

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Anime Banzai is this Friday to Sunday, so I'm pretty sure gkirby's going to that on Saturday, because of a certain thing that he wants to see there. ;)
Also, there seems to be a Brawl and a Street Fighter tournament at Banzai this year (from 5-7 PM: Brawl on Friday, SFIV on Saturday), but unless you're there for the convention, it won't be worth it to come just for this. (It might not be even worth it to enter even if you're already there...depending on how it'll be organized. :laugh:)
this man knows whats up ;)

Gkirbz answer your phone :D
lol ily2 :D
 

r3d d09

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Just posting for the sake of posting...



Random Fact: My Varsity Cross-Country team says that every time before we run a race. :)

(Goes back to looking for tourneys I can go to which I know I will never find)
guys, i'm have a tournament at my place every day for the next six months... sorry you can't come Final :p
 

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Another invite for people to come hang out at my place again today. I'm pretty much going to be alone today, so I would very much like some company. I'll see if some of you can stay overnight if you want.
 
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