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[Deleted member]

This is my new favorite tweet:

when your mom brings home different ingredients for soup pic.twitter.com/74Dppynjyo

— AK (🦋 @akfamilyhome.com) (@Akfamilyhome) May 16, 2019

 

[Roberk]

Guys guys GUYS
I JUST HAD THE MOST IMPORTANT SHOWER THOUGHT AND I CAN'T HOLD THIS KNOWLEDGE TO MYSELF

Spoiler: Endgame and FFH spoilers

Far From Home is gonna end with Peter saying "I am Spider-Man".
**** why the **** didn't I realize this before holy ****

Spoiler

>Fury spends the whole movie pressuring Peter to "be the next Iron-Man".
>At the climax/end Peter stands up for himself not as Iron-Man but as Spider-Man

Calling it now

 

[PLATINUM7]

*Goes under couch and pulls out a $20*

“Aww, 20 dollars?! I wanted a peanut!”

$20 can buy many peanuts.

 

[Wademan94]

Because I have 3 counts of breaking and entering, 2 counts of drug possession, and 1 count of aggravated assault. That's why.

Huh, just when you think you know a guy...

 

[KMDP]

*Goes under couch and pulls out a $20*

“Aww, 20 dollars?! I wanted a peanut!”

20 Dollars can buy many peanuts.

 

[Wademan94]

$20 can buy many peanuts.

20 Dollars can buy many peanuts.

“Explain how!”

 

[redfeatherraven]

$20 can buy many peanuts.

20 Dollars can buy many peanuts.

Same energy.

 

[Schnee117]

2 counts of drug possession

Banned (6 points)
Please go to Forum Support if you feel this is unjust treatment

 

[Noipoi]

This is my new favorite tweet:

when your mom brings home different ingredients for soup pic.twitter.com/74Dppynjyo

— AK (🦋 @akfamilyhome.com) (@Akfamilyhome) May 16, 2019

But it's actually more of the same soup with gold coins plopped in it

 

[Swamp Sensei]

“Explain how!”

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

 

[KMDP]

“Explain how!”

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

 

[Deleted member]

No, no, that’s how you get promoted to admin. Incidentally, it’s really easy to become an admin on my server. Just treat people like people. And support Banjo.

Ah damnit, guess I'll never be an admin then :^(

 

[Will]

Guess who just realized his new room only has outlets compatible with two prongs

I need these outlets that make extra outlets goddammit don't do this to me

 

[Pyra]

Because I have 3 counts of breaking and entering, 2 counts of drug possession, and 1 count of aggravated assault. That's why.

This is yet another way to be promoted to admin in my Minecraft server


Honestly the only way not to be is to hurt my feelings or ****post literally at all

 

[Deleted member]

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Nothing tops the pure, salt filled glory of "Oh, did I win?"

Glorious.

 

[Deleted member]

Just wanted to share the curse.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

or ****post literally at all

W-wait, but that was a ****post...

 

[Wademan94]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

“WHO-HOO!” *rums off and trips on shell*

 

[Will]

Nothing tops the pure, salt filled glory of "Oh, did I win?"

Glorious.

***** gets snatched on the daily she has no right to sass a win

 

[redfeatherraven]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Alright.

I'll bite.

Where's it from?

 

[KMDP]

Just wanted to share the curse.

Hey, that's not cursed.

Freddy is just encouraging kids to read books by leading by example.

 

[Deleted member]

I just dumped my potato chips in my glass instead of filling it with Coke and I now have the slight suspicion my brain isn't working the way it should be.

 

[Will]

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Alright.

I'll bite.

Where's it from?

Don't tease me with desktop images unless you can help me find a new laptop you scoundrel

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

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Alright.

I'll bite.

Where's it from?

The Simpins

 

[Pyra]

W-wait, but that was a ****post...

You mean you DIDNT commit those crimes?
Did you at least get captured when trying to cross the border?

 

[redfeatherraven]

Don't tease me with desktop images unless you can help me find a new laptop you scoundrel

I mean I am a scoundrel, yes, but what does that have to do with you mixing up your desired computer types?

 

[Schnee117]

I just dumped my potato chips in my glass instead of filling it with Coke and I now have the slight suspicion my brain isn't working the way it should be.

Must be a day ending with a Y

 

[Dyllybirdy]

You mean you DIDNT commit those crimes?
Did you at least get captured when trying to cross the border?

Yes, I guess?

 

[Deleted member]

***** gets snatched on the daily she has no right to sass a win

She has Mario putting up with this crud on the daily and has him deal with all her problems without complaint, so I'd say she has the right to some sass.

Must be doing something right.

 

[KMDP]

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Alright.

I'll bite.

Where's it from?

The Simpsons.

Season 5, Episode 8: Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood.

 

[Deleted member]

Must be a day ending with a Y

Well, today IS Thursday so you might be onto something

 

[Pyra]

Yes, I guess?

You must have walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.

 

[Wademan94]

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Alright.

I'll bite.

Where's it from?

Here you are champ:

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

I just dumped my potato chips in my glass instead of filling it with Coke and I now have the slight suspicion my brain isn't working the way it should be.

Nah, you’re fine.

Just grind up the chips and mix into the coke for extra F L A V O R.

 

[Will]

I mean I am a scoundrel, yes, but what does that have to do with you mixing up your desired computer types?

My laptop is dead as of last Friday because accidents

I need a new laptop for college

It has to be like this

and you dare tease me with the view of what I could have and yet I am imprisoned in mobile hell

 

[Schnee117]

Well, today IS Thursday so you might be onto something

Oh damn, rage day.
Time to let all my rage out so I don't end up like a Ghost

 

[Deleted member]

Hey, that's not cursed.

Freddy is just encouraging kids to read books by leading by example.

I guys he’s gotta be a role model for all the kiddins.

 

[redfeatherraven]

My laptop is dead as of last Friday because accidents

I need a new laptop for college

It has to be like this

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and you dare tease me with the view of what I could have and yet I am imprisoned in mobile hell

Laptops aren't my specialty but what the hell, I'll see if my inbox has anything to say.

What's your budget?

 

[Schnee117]

Robert Pattinson to Play ‘The Batman’ for Matt Reeves and Warner Bros https://t.co/4aCXiAJNtx

— Wario64 (@Wario64) May 17, 2019

This Batman's gonna have sparkling powers

 

[Will]

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Laptops aren't my specialty but what the hell, I'll see if my inbox has anything to say.

What's your budget?

Not butt**** expensive

I ain't buying no quadruple digit dolllar mobile device