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[Noipoi]

but if you didn't wear glasses you couldn't do that anime thing where they push their glasses up and it shines

No joke, I legit try to do this.

 

[Ultomato]

Just look at him:

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Square.

THE SHAPE OF EVIL!

And then there's the one triangle in the background like "I don't belong here!"

 

[Wademan94]

And then there's the one triangle in the background like "I don't belong here!"

He’s having an existential crisis.

 

[Deleted member]

but if you didn't wear glasses you couldn't do that anime thing where they push their glasses up and it shines

i'm not allowed to do that ever since the shining reflection started a fire in an orphanage across the street

coincidentally, there was a car speeding straight towards it just before the fire started

 

[Noipoi]

And then there's the one triangle in the background like "I don't belong here!"

Kirby is the overlord of the Illuminati!

I knew it!!

 

[Deleted member]

The Wonderful 101 on the Switch, but the protagonist is Wonder Reggie.

 

[Aurane]

No joke, I legit try to do this.

Whenever people do something stupid, I would take my glasses off and wipe my eyes. Kills them every time.

 

[staindgrey]

He’s having an existential crisis.

Join the club.

 

[Aurane]

Join the club.

We have cookies.

 

[staindgrey]

We have cookies.

And I got volunteered to bake them, so.

They're alright.

 

[Deleted member]

He’s having an existential crisis.

i used to be in existential crisis mode until i realized that damn we all die anyways and came to terms with the fact that i'm just an insignificant little ****stain on this earth that won't come out in the washing machine

 

[Deleted member]

Did something happen to me?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

So, have we all accepted our Reggie overlord?

 

[MainJPW]

Did something happen to me?

What’s wrong Shiny Reggie?

 

[Noipoi]

Did something happen to me?

That’s the question we all ask about you

 

[Ultomato]

If one more person makes this joke...

Me: *Tries to find out what an "Enix" is to upgrade the joke*
Enix: *Has no meaning and is Just a name*
Me: "Osamaaaaaaaaa!"

 

[Aurane]

i used to be existential crisis until i realized that damn we all die and came to the fact that i'm just ****stain earth washing machine

I'm bored.

 

[Noipoi]

Me: *Tries to find out what an "Enix" is to upgrade the joke*
Enix: *Has no meaning and is Just a name*
Me: "Osamaaaaaaaaa!"

bin laden?

 

[Deleted member]

What’s wrong Shiny Reggie?

Mmm, I do not know.
I want some fruit punch and the feeling of being alive.

 

[Aurane]

bin laden?

He's dead. Yeah.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

So, now that we are Reggieboards we need some slang to suit our new name and focus.

From now on, we are calling Spam Bots Spam Fils-A-Mechs.

 

[Deleted member]

Have you ever heard of a game called "F-Zero"?

 

[Noipoi]

Mmm, I do not know.
I want some fruit punch and the feeling of being alive.

You shall get neither!

 

[Iko MattOrr]

So, have we all accepted our Reggie overlord?

Yesterday this happend and now we are all Reggie.

Spoiler

 

[Ultomato]

bin laden?

Been found

 

[Deleted member]

I love this site.

 

[Deleted member]

I love this site.

all we do here is talk about fetishes and puppies, occasionally together for some ****ing reason

 

[Ultomato]

all we do here is talk about fetishes and puppies, occasionally together for some ****ing reason

@GothFluttershy

 

[staindgrey]

Have you ever heard of a game called "F-Zero"?

The "Zero" stands for how many games it's gotten since 2003.

The "F" stands for "****ing" for emphasis.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

all we do here is talk about fetishes and puppies, occasionally together for some ****ing reason

Implying you don’t enjoy ****ing random people you have never met.

 

[Deleted member]

I love this site.

ShaqBoards is too much for the brain to handle.
RidleyBoards is so big, that it makes your brain explode.

 

[Deleted member]

Have you ever heard of a game called "F-Zero"?

nintendo be like

 

[Just a penguin]

ShaqBoards is too much for the brain to handle.
RidleyBoards is so big, that it makes your brain explode.

some would say that RidleyBoards is too big

 

[Deleted member]

all we do here is talk about fetishes and puppies, occasionally together for some ****ing reason

And sometimes fetishes about puppies @GothFluttershy

 

[Pyra]

Everyone, use Vocaroo to show me how you would sound if you were a blade

 

[Idon]

all we do here is talk about fetishes and puppies, occasionally together for some ****ing reason

But that IS my fetish.

 

[Deleted member]

Attention, fans.
It has been fourteen years.
F-Zero is arriving on the Switch!

USE THE JOYCONS TO MOVE YOUR CART AROUND.
WATCH OUT FOR THE CLUTCHES OF DARK SHADOW AND DEATHBORN!
FACE YOUR FRIENDS ON WIFI! YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE YOUR CART INTO FAST, SCARY, TOUGH, CUTE, OR ANY OTHER THEME YOU WANT.
YOU ALSO HAVE CUSTOM KITS, WHICH WILL GIVE YOUR VEHICLE CUSTOM POWERS.

COMING IN JUNE OF 2019!!!

Send this to the President Bowser, Bill. You are rehired.

 

[Deleted member]

But that IS my fetish.

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that's quite enough

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Everyone, use Vocaroo to show me how you would sound if you were a blade

I sound like this

 

[Deleted member]

But that IS my fetish.

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April Fools spirit, huh?