Good Guy Giygas
Smash Master
Damn dude, you legit need Life Alert.That was a running joke back when I worked at the furniture store. I tore my miniscus doing absolutely nothing and couldn't come to work the next day because I couldn't stand, then another time I missed the top step on my stairs, fell all the way to the bottom on my butt and cracked my pelvis. Both times I was living alone and just had to call in saying "heeeeeyyyyyy I'm hurt."
(Not a sponsor btw)