OK first off:
Everyone shut the hell up if you weren't there plz.
Second:
FALSEFALCO'S SHOUTOUTZ!
SHWN: Many jewish people died in the __________.
Adam: Wow, once again I am amazed at how much I like you and talking to you about like whatever. We go to pretty much all the same tournaments together and even though ive only met you a total of like 7 times, each tournament seems better than the last. Next time we’ll get high.
Eric: Can play fox? Wtf? Haha sorry for losing to you so bad in the tournament and good job showing your falco skills. You like to slow down the game a lot and your playstyle is one I’ll never be able to duplicate. Maybe I should try? You got 4th afterall XD. Good job repping west, and playing falco when I couldn’t.
Randall: Hope you enjoyed yourself. I could literally see you taking everything into your brain and planning some epic **** in your head, so when you made that mile long post I wasn’t really surprised. Luigi may not be the most effective character, but firey uppercuts seem to scream otherwise. Good job coming out and getting better. I can definitely see an improvement in your game.
Lanowen: Thank you for: running this shiz, driving us to the tourney, feeding us, putting up with us, not having a nervous breakdown, and being a great person. Pokefloats eh? NOBODY PLAYS THAT SHIZ LANOWEN COME ON. Your samus is better than I thought it would be, and you were the only samus there that day which is double respect. Thanks again.
Vwins: To be honest, from the way you post online I thought you were gonna be a total douchebag and really hard to talk to. Turns out I was mistaken! I enjoyed playing you and your superior spacing. You and Bam both have pretty mad recovery tactics with Fox so don’t be offended if I steal them out of good will :D. Good stuff killing like, everything and making a name for yourself! I hope you do well in your next american tournaments.
Bam: Le Bam. You and Kage were quite the pair at Marco’s that Saturday night, and I think you’ve convinced me that French people are amazing. It’s too bad I didn’t play you more than like…twice because I enjoyed our battles. I think you and Vwins are an excellent continuation of the stereotype canadian smash players who have a really fun playstyle to watch. Didn’t see too much falco out of you, but when I did I liked it very much.
Damax: Link is good? Lol? Good job in pools with MASTERFUL DI on the smallest level at UNHEARDOF percents. If your crazy **** was on video link would probably move on the tiers. I didn’t get to watch many of your matches but it looks like you did fine. Keep up the good stuff.
Jih: You traitor! Wears a west coast shirt on the singles day and tries to train me in friendlies before my bracket matches. Much love goes out to you for picking up ganon instead of falco, and its too bad you don’t play as often because you’re a cool smasher.
Jarc: Good stuff taking me out in singles especially on a difficult matchup against marth. It was too hard for me to get in your head, and I can distinctly remember you kicking me in the face every time I tried. I was looking forward to getting rested, but I guess I dodged a bullet there. Much respect for a jiggly main.
Pkmvodka: Wow at DK and you playing him. Reminded me of the Japanese DKs at OC2, except with better mindgames. In Edmonton drive thrus, our speakers are so ghetto you have to scream at the lady to get your order through. I guess in Toronto I overdid it I guess. 73 bux well spent.
Chesterr01: Your fox is cool. Your marth is cool. You’re cool. I know you owned in the tournament and all, but that ping pong table is gonna be sore for weeks.
Testrider: More fun than I remember. You were always in a good mood and didn't seem to care about the smashing that much. Quite an ideal attitude. Unfortunately, you are probably the only one I have to critique. Your sheik is good. Your mario however... All I can suggest is to keep on playing all star till you get the feel for it. LOL.
Divine Knight: Thanks for letting us crash at your house and being all friendly and good looking. Not to mention navigating us basically half way across town over a cell phone when we couldn’t even figure out how to use our own GPS system. Fun times.
Delorted: Tall guy. You were by far the chillest of the east, and also the breakout player from Toronto. Good stuff stepping it up against those dang Quebecers who ruin Ontario’s fun! Next time you’ll get Locke) and Rimi backup.
Runaway fire: Dunno what to say. Nice meeting you man.
Kio: Yet another friendly falcon from fair Toronto. I only chatted briefly with you but you’re really mellow.
ThatGuy: You make weird exclamations mid-match. It was pretty funny.
Marco: You’re a much different personality than I remember. More reserved or something. Your house is amazing and thanks again for letting us grace its presence. Also, gg at donkey bongos.
Tab: Taaaaaaab. Not like I thought you would be, you probably won’t read this but I’ll never forgive you for not letting me see the xxxorcist.
Divinokage: Best ganon in canada? Et voila. Your little french/english phrases were hilarious but got old real fast -_-;. Either way, your spacing is too good and I don’t know where or how you learned half the crazy stuff you do. Now go beat tipman and bushman. They didn’t know!
I am missing people and I will edit it later to include whoever else I can think of.
P.S.
EAST COAST IN GENERAL: Stop playing on FD you noobs! Battlefield is a man’s stage.
rofl
-Carl
