Touhou Fan Stereotypes and why they make me lol

[Noobicidal]

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First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings/cause drama. I'm writing this
to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you aren't a Touhou.

1. Easy Mode

Beating any Touhou game between Perfect Cherry Blossom and Undefined Fantastic Object on easy mode means absolutely nothing. If you can't 1cc clear PCB on Lunatic as Marisa with max Cherry, you don't know **** about Touhou.

2. Cirno

First off, if you don't know who Cirno is, you're more of a baka than she is. If you still post anything similar to "Eye'm the strongest!", "Look at that baka", or 9, then you don't know **** about Touhou.

3. Reimu

Many fans agree that the Touhou cast is filled with cute girls shooting cute things. If you aren't aroused by the concept of Reimu's delicious armpits and don't want to lick them feverishly, then you aren't a real fan, and you're just trying to hang out with the "cool kids" and attempt to hitch a ride to Gensokyo, and you STILL don't know **** about Touhou.

4. Extra Stages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nb5Ohbt1Sg

I'll end this on a light note and say that if you can 1cc THAT, then you happen to know a few things about Touhou.


Peace out, and try not to get too hurtbutt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by first hand experience and replays to boot, it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame ningen vs Touhou war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'all a new perspective

 

[Nicknyte]

Easy modo?

 

[Meru.]

...what's Touhou.

 

[Browny]

This looks like something Susa would write

except this has a lot less crying about people not understanding touhou.

 

[finalark]

What's this about weeaboo shmups?

 

[Teran]

Man the FBI's onto you now, sick pedo.

 

[*JuriHan*]

To people who read this and not know what Touhou is:

From my understanding Touhou is basically ****ty shoot em up flash-like games with oddly exceptional musical tracks when you play as a loli with super powers, hence Teran's FBI comment.

I use to enjoy listening to touhou music but the problem is after awhile they all started to sound the same to me. Still it's worth checking out, there's some quality tracks

http://www.youtube.com/user/PineappleDisciple

or

http://www.youtube.com/user/SpiritOfKensei

I used to be subbed to these people until all the stuff they started uploading sounded the same to me.

Nontheless Lunatic Princess Rock Remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqU1lhi1UiA

and

Reimu's Theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRelf7LkH2s

are my favorites. Lol, noob are you surprised I enjoy some Touhou music?

 

[Jonkku]

flash games

GG trying to tell about something you apparently don't know **** about, just as the OP tells you most likely don't.

 

[*JuriHan*]

GG trying to tell about something you apparently don't know **** about, just as the OP tells you most likely don't.

They look like flash games to me because the quality is poor. I left out flash-"LIKE" which is my opinonated observation so calm down. =/ Why don't you enlighten me in the way of the loli and explain exactly what the games are instead of posting a fruitless retort if it bothers you so much. Touhou is obscure for a lot of people.

 

[Jonkku]

They look like flash games to me because the quality is poor. I left out flash-"LIKE" which is my opinonated observation so calm down. =/ Why don't you enlighten me in the way of the loli and explain exactly what the games are instead of posting a fruitless retort if it bothers you so much. Touhou is obscure for a lot of people.

"Something doesn't have a multimillion dollar budget? Oh, must be a flashgame!"

Ever heard of indie videogames?

You may be "legit looking", as you said, but you sure aren't any smarter than the generic stereotypical girl gamer.


Also I'm interested, what does a shmup game with "quality" look like.

 

[*JuriHan*]

You may be "legit looking", as you said, but you sure aren't any smarter than the generic stereotypical girl gamer.

Me not knowing weeaboo stuff like the back of my hand =/= not being smart

*Points to bachelors degree on wall*

Anyways i'll go look up indie on wikipedia brb

edit: Read up. Wow it says some of these companies don't care about $$$, more about artistic expression. I see that because Touhou can be abstract-

and I like that. Indie seems legit. Thanks for telling me the name of the kind of game it is. It does mention they usually lack funding so I guess that explains why some Touhou games don't look impressive. It seems funny though because the music quality is god like. Reminds me of Sonic 3D blast for the Saturn. Unimpressive graphics (given the fact it came out around same time Mario64 did LOL ) but really high quality music. I guess they rather skimp on the graphics rather than anything else, which is actually a good idea if it means they can have **** music.

 

[Mike G]

LOL wow Jonkku. you mad bruh?

 

[Jonkku]

LOL wow Jonkku. you mad bruh?

I am now that I've read this post.

Well not really, I'm just dumbfounded at people thinking anything and everything people do on the Internet makes them mad. Even more so coming from you Mike.

 

[Teran]

I think you may have fallen into Mike's trap.

G'd up and ready to roll.

 

[Purple]

You baka gaijins.

 

[finalark]

That is all.

 

[Lythium]

Touhou is a surprisingly good game.

Don't be mad that you're bad at it, SNO.

 

[Mike G]

I am now that I've read this post.

Well not really, I'm just dumbfounded at people thinking anything and everything people do on the Internet makes them mad. Even more so coming from you Mike.

<3 I just felt like teasing ya because you were beasting hard haha.

 

[Teran]

Mike G suffers from troll's remorse pretty easily though.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Touhou is a surprisingly good game.

Don't be mad that you're bad at it, SNO.

I never played it in my life. Primitive shooters don't interest me. I just like the music.

 

[Noobicidal]

Lol, noob are you surprised I enjoy some Touhou music?

Not really, no. A very large portion of the Touhou fanbase enjoys it only due to the characters, music, and doujins, and have yet to play a single actual game in their lives.

Primitive shooters don't interest me.

Primitive