Time Machine

[mio]

Discuss what you would do with a time machine. Where/when would you go and why?

 

[Grunt]

2001, same place.
this way I can
A. be amazing at melee
B. bring back several winning lotto numbers.

 

[joeplicate]

prevent the creation of this god-awful thread

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

id help joe with his quest

 

[Fly_Amanita]

I'd kill one of my grandparents.

 

[pockyD]

...and then become your own grandfather

 

[DanteFox]

I'd kill one of my grandparents.

Oh no, time paradox! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[embracethe12]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FLY AMANITA
HAHAHAHAHAH

DASDASDds

 

[One Word Extinguisher]

dude if you're going to make threads like these, you actually have to show effort with your first post

that sets a precedent for everyone else to follow that where, even if people think the thread is stupid, they have no right to bash it because you at least put some thought and effort into it

well, not the thought part, but yeah

edit: steven, is your post supposed to be a joke of like, how everyone loves fly's posts no matter what he says? i'm not sure whether i should be congratulating you or if i'm giving you too much credit

 

[Tee ay eye]

I'd kill one of my grandparents.

Phillip J. Fly?

 

[embracethe12]

i jsut laughed my *** off
then saw it was fly and laughed harder.

leon was there


i thought that by entering this thread with a title like that, there'd be terrible not thoughtout borderline perverted responses.
but instead i saw someone wants to kill their grandparents.

 

[mio]

I would go back to this morning and include an example so that One Word Extinguisher wouldn't have any unwritten rules to ***** about.


I'd also probably go back to 2000 so I could win all the 3rd strike tournaments and go to SBO.

 

[Havokbringer]

dude if you're going to make threads like these, you actually have to show effort with your first post

that sets a precedent for everyone else to follow that where, even if people think the thread is stupid, they have no right to bash it because you at least put some thought and effort into it

well, not the thought part, but yeah

edit: steven, is your post supposed to be a joke of like, how everyone loves fly's posts no matter what he says? i'm not sure whether i should be congratulating you or if i'm giving you too much credit

Who the **** cares.

Stop being a little ***** about it.

 

[Kira-]

edit: steven, is your post supposed to be a joke of like, how everyone loves fly's posts no matter what he says?

this is why you're awesome, when you say what everyone else is already thinking

well in this case, it might not be completely obvious, but it's definitely on everyone's sub-conscious train of thought

actually maybe it's just in the more intelligent population's sub-conscious who knows

Who the **** cares.

Stop being a little ***** about it.

LOOOL

daaaaaamnnn

at times i agree but you have to realize that mio is an ignorant little *****
and P is just trolling him so that we dont have to
this is oftentimes the case

edit - i like this havokbringer guy now

 

[Nasanieru]

2001, same place.
this way I can
A. be amazing at melee

This

or

I'd go back in time and prevent the time machine from being created.

 

[joeplicate]

This thread is now about Clockstoppers.

What would you do if you could stop time (or drastically slow it down)?

 

[joeplicate]

Me, I would get hella irresponsible, jerk off over and over, stop time one minute before class started, sleep for 10 hours, and molest mad b!tches.

 

[Kira-]

I would just do everything I already do

but still have time to study and get work done

and molest mad *****es

and assume the role of robin hood, except i'm only giving to myself instead of the poor

 

[The Greater Leon]

and assume the role of robin hood, except i'm only giving to myself instead of the poor

HAHAHAHAHAHA

thats not even the same thing at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



clockstoppers was legit you saw that sluts bra wtf im in like 8th grade ****

 

[One Word Extinguisher]

I would go back to this morning and include an example so that One Word Extinguisher wouldn't have any unwritten rules to ***** about.


I'd also probably go back to 2000 so I could win all the 3rd strike tournaments and go to SBO.

Who the **** cares.

Stop being a little ***** about it.

here's the thing: i don't care. i am totally apathetic. this is just a common problem in this forum: people start threads, think they're interesting, and then get butt hurt when the only replies are "this thread sucks." well, that's why they suck. when you force the level of intellectual discourse above a certain threshold, the thread becomes good. when you're lazy and expect other people to carry it, no one will and the thread fails

 

[mio]

Thanks for the lesson P.

at times i agree but you have to realize that mio is an ignorant little *****

You always troll me regardless of what I say in my posts. P actually has a reason for his trolling, but you're just riding my nuts. What is your problem with me anyways? What did I ever do? Address your beef with me like a man, otherwise shut the **** up and stop being so annoying. If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 80s, hook up with your mom and prevent you from being born.

 

[DanteFox]

I'd go back in time and tell myself to not get too excited for brawl, because it will inevitably fail to live up to the hype. Oh and I'd play myself at melee until my past self was as good as my current self, thus making myself make a year's worth of improvement in a few hours of playtime. ^_^

 

[embracethe12]

if i had a time machine

i would bring back my blue eyes ultimate dragon from the gravyard

 

[EdreesesPieces]

prevent the creation of this god-awful thread

But if you did that, since the thread never existed in the first place (as you prevented it), nothing would have motivated you to go back in time to remove the thread, so it would reappear again.

 

[Kouryuu]

You always troll me regardless of what I say in my posts. P actually has a reason for his trolling, but you're just riding my nuts. What is your problem with me anyways? What did I ever do? Address your beef with me like a man, otherwise shut the **** up and stop being so annoying. If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 80s, hook up with your mom and prevent you from being born.

You're acting like what Kira said is wrong...

BTW, that's not what "riding my nuts" means.

 

[joeplicate]

hahaha yeah I was about to say that

good **** kouryuu for once in your whole life

 

[LooksLikePit]

If I had a time machine I would prevent brawl from being created, bring back origami diagrams and take credit for creating them, and invent the lightbulb, thus going down in history.

 

[Havokbringer]

this is why you're awesome, when you say what everyone else is already thinking

well in this case, it might not be completely obvious, but it's definitely on everyone's sub-conscious train of thought

actually maybe it's just in the more intelligent population's sub-conscious who knows



LOOOL

daaaaaamnnn

at times i agree but you have to realize that mio is an ignorant little *****
and P is just trolling him so that we dont have to
this is oftentimes the case

edit - i like this havokbringer guy now

Lol oh it's P I see well now its even funnier.

Btw you do know I'm Ky right?

 

[The Greater Leon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7TF5evojYA
start from 0:20

-------------------------------------------------------------------
*mio has created a new thread*


SCRAMBLE
EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY EMERGENCY


Incoming Enemy Noobs.
Prepare for Trolling.


P: All trolls check in!!

Joe: Ready, Adam!!

Kouryuu: OK!!!

Kira: Yeah - Let's go!!


Kouryuu: LOOK! LOOK!
Kouryuu: DID YOU SEE ME?


Twin Blasters
*multi-accounts activated*


Kira: You're not getting away!!
Kira: Hey!! He was mine!!
Kira: Hey!! He was mine!!


[Adam shoots down lots of noobs with logic and bad-assery]
skip to 2:45


Kouryuu: CROAK!! HELP ME!!
Kouryuu: HEY!! IT'S ME, KOURYUU!!
Kouryuu: SLURP SLURP!! THANKS FER THE SAVE!!


[PockyD manages to float around and evade fire]


Incoming Enemy:
nicaboy [Bottom Left]
Flamin Roy [Top Left]
DanteFox

mio

DanteFox: so will the PR change in any significant way since the pr's revival on feb. 9th?

nicaboy: So basically p if you ever wanna talk to me as a man instead of a little boy about **** let me know.My only intrest in you now is to nut on ya face.

Flamin Roy: I don't get it i barely post so how the hell im i acting noobish

DanteFox: wtf does that have to do with anything? pppffft. I could probably **** you anyway, even with my limited tournament experience.

mio: Discuss what you would do with a time machine.

mio: Where/when would you go and why?

mio: Thanks for the lesson P.



P: All trolls check in!!

Kouryuu: SO FAR, SO G-G-GOOD!!

Kira: Ok, Ok!! Who's next?!!

Joe: No sweat, Adam!!

score: 100%
Total Score 10000
Self-Esteem of Teammates

Bonus: 1 account

Scene 2



P: All trolls check in!!

Joe: Ready, Adam!!

Kouryuu: OK!!!

Kira: Yeah - Let's go!!


Kouryuu: CROAK!! HELP ME!!
Kouryuu: HURRY UP, ADAM!! CROAK!!
Kouryuu: DERP!! I'M HIT!!!




Twin Blasters
*multi-accounts activated*
[Kouryuu has been long dead by now]



END OF PARODY​

 

[Havokbringer]

I approve of this Leon XD.

 

[pockyD]

9 / 10

 

[Kouryuu]

hahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[mio]

BTW, that's not what "riding my nuts" means.

What you're thinking of is the term "d!ck riding", which is where someone shows obsessive fanboyism towards another. "Riding someone's nuts" is when someone is trolling another based on an obsession for arguing with that specific person, at least at my corner of the internet.

 

[embracethe12]

joe has such a FÄGGOT role

 

[DanteFox]

joe has such a FÄGGOT role

Joe: Ready, Adam!!

Joe: No sweat, Adam!!

Joe: Ready, Adam!!

Ahahaha lol.

 

[The Greater Leon]

bogey on my six!!!

 

[DJMirror]

You always troll me regardless of what I say in my posts. P actually has a reason for his trolling, but you're just riding my nuts. What is your problem with me anyways? What did I ever do? Address your beef with me like a man, otherwise shut the **** up and stop being so annoying. If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 80s, hook up with your mom and prevent you from being born.

Wow...Just MM kira at a tournament to shut him up action speaks more then words ya know

 

[EdreesesPieces]

i'm pretty lenient but there's two things i will always infract no matter what

name calling/flaming other members and censor dodging. so calm down guys

 

[Kira-]

You always troll me regardless of what I say in my posts. P actually has a reason for his trolling, but you're just riding my nuts. What is your problem with me anyways? What did I ever do? Address your beef with me like a man, otherwise shut the **** up and stop being so annoying.

I don't agree with any of your arguments and I can't respect them either because your logic is completely flawed.

Obviously I'm not going to go back and point out everything, but starting with your Oxnard tournament when you banned standard chaingrabs and continuing on with your debates about why some other fighting games were > Melee I've always disliked your posts.

Granted it's totally possible I meet you in person and think you're a cool guy, but as far as pac west goes I'd rather skip your posts.

If I had a time machine I'd go back to the 80s, hook up with your mom and prevent you from being born.

really boils my blood

Lol oh it's P I see well now its even funnier.

Btw you do know I'm Ky right?

Hahah no I didn't, sup Ky. Lol best Marth main in Norcal

 

[pockyD]

that ain't pewpewu