This is why Falco's Top Tier

[jwei0502]

To the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth

Somebody once told me that Falco would own me
And then we played Brawl;it was true
You were lookin kinda cool with that chain grab and takin
All us online scrubs to school

Well the tourneys start comin and they don't stop comin
Back to FD and hit the ground runnin
Doesn't make sense not to be falco
Get a little better, but no chain grabbin

So much to pwn so much to win
So what's wrong with playing with smash balls
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if your not Falco

Hey now, your Falco, Win that tourney, Go Own
Hey now, your Falco, Get that Smash ball, go Pwn
All that glitters is pro
Only Diddy Hump breaks the mold

It's an easy game and they say it gets better
You're ownin now but wait till you get older
But all those Marth Fools Tryin to be the Prince of Bel-air
Judgin by the hole in their broken forward air

The Gamestop cards are gettin pretty thick
We got nothin else to do so why not brawl
My up-B's fire how bout yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, your Falco, Win that tourney, Go Own
Hey now, your Falco, Get that Smash ball, go Pwn
All that glitters is pro
Only Diddy Hump breaks the mold

Hey now, your Falco, Win that tourney, Go Own
Hey now, your Falco, Get that Smash ball, go Pwn
All that glitters is pro
Only Diddy Hump breaks the mold

Somebody once asked me if I could go easy
I flicked that guy off and I slapped him
I said No, W.T.F.
Get away before I use my Final Smash
And we can all use a LandMaster

Well the tourneys start comin and they don't stop comin
Back to FD and hit the ground runnin
Doesn't make sense not to be falco
Get a little better, but no chain grabbin

So much to pwn so much to win
So what's wrong with playing with smash balls
You'll never now if you don't go
You'll never shine if your not Falco

Hey now, your Falco, Win that tourney, Go Own
Hey now, your Falco, Get that Smash ball, go Pwn
All that glitters is pro
Only Diddy Hump breaks the mold

By: Jwei0502 and OBanner

* Video coming soon

 

[Near To'oru.]

I think. . this deserves my fandome.
:]

 

[Orichalcum]

Very awesome, made me smile! :D

 

[Deleted member]

Wow. Amazing, almost as good as Marth of Bel-air.

 

[J4pu]

That was awesome
my favorite part: you'll never shine if you're not falco
because of it's multiple meanings it just fit so perfectly

anyway other than this part i was able to fit all of the lyrics to the song, in my head
"Somebody once asked me if I could go easy
I flicked that guy off and I slapped him
I said No, W.T.F.
Get away before I use my Final Smash
And we can all use a LandMaster"

can't wait for the video, do I smell a record deal?

EDIT-
also i found typos you might want to fix

"So much to pwn so much to win
So what's wrong with playing with smash balls
You'll never now if you don't go ------ know is missing a k
You'll never shine if your not Falco"

"It's an easy game and they say it gets better
You're ownin now but wait till you get older
But all those Marth Fools Tryin to be the Prince of Bel-air
Judgin by the hole in their broken forward ai" - - ---------- wasn't sure if this fit the song or if it was a typo but ai -> air

 

[DanGR]

Wow, I don't even main falco and I'm impressed.

 

[Sans Glutin]

Well the tourneys start comin and they don't stop comin
Back to FD and hit the ground runnin
Doesn't make sense not to be falco
Get a little better, but no chain grabbin

Does the last line fit? IIRC, it doesn't seem right with the tune of the song although I could easily be wrong.

 

[OBanner]

Does the last line fit? IIRC, it doesn't seem right with the tune of the song although I could easily be wrong.

Well, it has too many syllables but you can easily just say them really fast and it'll work. For you guys that don't know I made this song =D

 

[Neb]

Haha, this is pure!

 

[Falconv1.0]

There are areas of every board to avoid.

A pro smash ball argument in the form of a song is about as dumb as a pro smash ball argument in the form of a turd.

 

[Viroxor]

Aha! This is the perfect chance to test my new troll-trapping device! The trolls here are pathetic, anyway. These trolls's logic is weaker than overcooked noodles.

 

[Recognize]

This is lewlz, man the Falco community must be the most advanced char-specific forum to date!
So many smart new techs being found and what gloriously smart people.

 

[J4pu]

This is lewlz, man the Falco community must be the most advanced char-specific forum to date!
So many smart new techs being found and what gloriously smart people.

agreed, we are the best

 

[TheSMASHtyke]

Amazing. Just wow.

 

[Blad01]

agreed, we are the best

I agree too. We are the best :D

 

[Exousia]

I saw someone do this for Marth with the Fresh Prince theme. xD

Nice.

 

[Starry Might]

LOL, I figured when I saw the topic title that it'd be something like the one in the Marth forum.

 

[jwei0502]

Well, it has too many syllables but you can easily just say them really fast and it'll work. For you guys that don't know I made this song =D

Trying to take all the credit for yourself eh? We worked on it together

 

[Da N]

what a great addition to the boards. My new theme song.

 

[The Idealist]

i appreciate the effort put in but... i can't condone these kind of things, they're... just... no. i'm sorry... the tune was mostly right and the lyrics were cool, but, it's too... i can't do this.