Mr Saturn Fanboy
Smash Apprentice
- Why can Mario and Luigi press a through every attack
- The Ganon who thought that kill at 60% was all skill
- My dittos who only use PK Fire :-(
- Why do swords do so much damage per swing
- Hero. Just Hero. Literally every aspect of Hero. Name one unbroken thing about Hero
- Why is Pikachu unpunishable
- Yoshi can just dair out of any situation
- Ivysaur, especially the part where you can spike through the stage
- Holy water to whip combo
- Can we seriously talk about Joker what is that framedata why? Also every move should use up some of arsene's time so spamming everything is no longer an option
- Kirby's fair
- Mewtwo's projectile
- When Mario activates s p i n t e c h n I q u e
- Diddy banana platform infinite
- Why are the Links so good
- Why does Donkey Kong need a charge punch when his moveset is already so kill oriented
- I feel so bad for Little Mac
- Wolf's speed of attack
- Why have I never seen a skilled Sonic in online
- How does Ganon always pull a win out of his ass like how
- Does every Pacman have to do the exact same thing
- Cloud up-b and fsmash
- Does rest's hitbox actually work because it hits when it shouldn't and doesn't when it should
- Snake's invisible projectiles and ledge traps
- Any character with projectiles affected by gravity and can throw them off the ledge 800 times
- Why does nobody play Meta Knight
- Why does nobody play Lucario
- Yo who invited Corrin
- Lucina's voice lines
- Diddy's voice lines
- Snake screaming all the time
- Why is Samus' tether grab so good
- Why does joker hit so hard and gets arsene so quickly
- What are the rules for Luna to be KO'd
- Fishing rod
- Projectile spam is a viable strategy
- Why are there so many shadow fighters
- Chrom
- Why is nobody allowed to call a move op
- Charizard isn't good but he can also spam a move that can be an instant KO, so
- How do splat bomb hitboxes work
- Getting grounded by Inkling, DK, or K. Rool is the worst
- Why is grabbing the ledge both easy and impossible
- Olimar's smash attacks
- Actually what is with these grab hitboxes
- PK Freeze is a nightmare without an absorb
- How do you play Ice Climbers
- Why do sword users have such gigantic hitboxes
- Why are there so few dlc character slots when "everyone is here" implies a lot more space
- Who decided piranha plant was a good idea
- Bowser jr's new cannonball is a long range fsmash and I don't know how to feel about that
- Why was Bowser jr so bad
- Duck Hunt's whole strategy is to run away and throw things
- Why doesn't online matchmaking work like I don't want items on nintendo
- Every time I play a DDD I feel cheated even if I win
- Joycon drift
- Why is half the smash community so nice and helpful, while the other half is toxic and awful like it's two polar opposites how
- How come every falco online is terrible
- Why is 5million gsp not elite smash
- Why is it always a DK or Ganon that has items on
- If spikes are gonna kill so early, then they should probably be harder to hit
- Why is Ness' airdodge so good for recovery and nothing else
- What is this "neutral game" everyone is talking about all I see is projectile spam
- Projectile spam
- Why do I have to pay for online all of a sudden
- DLC characters have amazing movesets and I want to know why
- Why does every tier list contradict every other tier list
- Why can't Peach and Lucas grab the ledge with up b
- Why is turning around in midair such a challenge for some
- Luigi dash attack
- Samus dash attack
- Joker dash attack
- Go take this go take this go take this go take this go take this go take this go take this
- Why does everyone say Falcon needs a buff he's literally Ganon but faster
- Ike kills at pretty much any percent and I don't understand why nobody says anything about it
- Just let us taunt. Teabagging is so much worse and I want to tell Falcon that I will show him my moves
- Cooking Mama better be a DLC character
- Apparently if you time it right you can punch Ivysaur's tether and he'll plummet
- I want to make replays but I don't own the DLC
- G&W bucket glitch was patched that was hilarious
- Assist trophy glitch was patched too
- I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about incineroar
- The amount of times I've seen a Jiggs kill themselves with rollout is staggering
- Ness should have a move where he eats a hamburger out of the trash and regains 200%
- I kinda wish Robin wasn't so boring to play he seems to have an interesting moveset
- Good golly are all those up airs really gonna do you any good while I'm respawning
- When you somehow get that midweight character to 190% and they just don't KO
- When you forget to change your volume and you're assaulted with VUMVUMVUHVUH COLORS WEA-
- Projectiles when you spam them
- So is stunlock like based on the move or the character or both
- What if you. Wanted to go to heaven. But god said: skewer
- Bring back melee G&W
- I don't like playing against Yoshi literally only because of the flutter sound effect
- When the ditto doesn't reciprocate the crouch dance at the beginning of the match
- When you tech the stage spike but die anyways
- You ever see Falcon's win screen why he vibrate so much calm down
- That pose that Duck Hunt does. You know the one
- Jokes
- Pichu's hitboxes are just small enough to be underestimated but they'll get you
- Ok guys I get it they're not called shadow fighters They're echoes I'm sorry please
- When you get the zoom in and the clash sound but they don't die
- Gust Bellows
- Young Link needs to use something other than arrows they're not even that great it's just boring
- If I had a dime for every time a Dr. Mario managed to kill my recovery Thunder with a stray pill, I'd be at least a dollar richer so that's cool
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