The Unhappy Thread

[evmaxy54]

Someone smash my ribcage with a hammer before I do it myself. I have no right to be upset by mild annoyances, let alone thrown into a vicious spiral. Just get rid of me already.

No.

 

[Chinaux]

I never talked to that girl I was saying I was going to. I don't know how I would. She's in a different grade than me, I only see her in the hallways rarely, we have basically zero mutual friends, and I have no clue what I can say to her out of nowhere and start talking. She's also from a different country, so she might not even speak enough English to communicate effectively (doubt it, but I'm being a baby).
What do I do? I heard she's extremely nice, from the people I've asked.

I wish I could stop thinking about it.


I also have finals, which even though my grades are decent I really wish I did a little better. Oh well.


Also the semester is ending, and so is my gym class, which I met a lot of people in. I don't even know what elective I will take next semester. I am thinking of taking economics early to get more time with my friends from gym class (it's a senior class, I'm a junior.)

Good grief man I just want a break.

 

[Froggy]

I never talked to that girl I was saying I was going to. I don't know how I would. She's in a different grade than me, I only see her in the hallways rarely, we have basically zero mutual friends, and I have no clue what I can say to her out of nowhere and start talking. She's also from a different country, so she might not even speak enough English to communicate effectively (doubt it, but I'm being a baby).
What do I do? I heard she's extremely nice, from the people I've asked.

I wish I could stop thinking about it.


I also have finals, which even though my grades are decent I really wish I did a little better. Oh well.


Also the semester is ending, and so is my gym class, which I met a lot of people in. I don't even know what elective I will take next semester. I am thinking of taking economics early to get more time with my friends from gym class (it's a senior class, I'm a junior.)

Good grief man I just want a break.

You're in high school?

 

[Chinaux]

You're in high school?

Yep

 

[Froggy]

Yep

Dude 10 years from now this will all seem so small to you. Go talk to her, it will make you more confident with women in the future and it will get you laid more.

Buy her some candy, or a geometry set, or both as an excuse to talk to her (wrap it up in a pretty present); she'll appreciate that.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Why would you ever buy a girl a geometry set as an excuse to I don't even who are you people.

It's highschool the relationship is like 95% doomed either way so remember that and use it as motivation to give no ****s and just do whatever BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE THINKS!!!

 

[Lore]

Why would you ever buy a girl a geometry set as an excuse to I don't even who are you people.

It's to teach her what goes in the round hole.

 

[Falconv1.0]

It's to teach her what goes in the round hole.

You don't get to talk that dirty with an avatar that lame.

Get **** licking a lollipop back!!!

 

[Froggy]

Why would you ever buy a girl a geometry set as an excuse to I don't even who are you people.

It's highschool the relationship is like 95% doomed either way so remember that and use it as motivation to give no ****s and just do whatever BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE THINKS!!!

Because its useful! Give her something is likely to use over again, it will keep her thinking about him more.

And Chinaux Falcon is absolutely terrible with women. Don't take any advice from him.

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

Dude 10 years from now this will all seem sm small to you. Go talk to her, it will make you more confident with women i the future and it will get you laid more. Buy her some candy, or a geometry set, or both as an excuse to talk to her (wrap it up in a pretty present); she'll appreciate that.

Why would you ever buy a girl a geometry set as an excuse to I don't even who are you people.

Makes sense to me. I can help you if you're having trouble getting it out.

 

[Froggy]

Makes sense to me. I can help you if you're having trouble getting it out.

Getting it out, I don't get it. Are you offering sex to me?

I wouldn't be interested unless you are a girl. Also we would have to meet in a public place because I am not giving out any personal information to you.

 

[Falconv1.0]

And Chinaux Falcon is absolutely terrible with women. Don't take any advice from him.

It must be fun to just make up things with no basis.

 

[Narigo1]

i just gotten fired from the post office today for hitting a mounted mailbox. The mailbox didnt suffer any damages but there was a dent on the right side of the truck.

 

[Teran]

And Chinaux Falcon is absolutely terrible with women. Don't take any advice from him.

Not saying Falcon's a stud, but I don't think you should be commenting on others' ineptitude when it comes to women.

Here's my advice @ Chinaux , don't ask Smashboards for advice, especially the Unhappy Thread.

 

[Chinaux]

Not saying Falcon's a stud, but I don't think you should be commenting on others' ineptitude when it comes to women.

Here's my advice @ Chinaux , don't ask Smashboards for advice, especially the Unhappy Thread.

I mean I know what would be a good or bad idea.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I mean I know what would be a good or bad idea.

Still in highschool.

Actually talking about girl problems on SWF.

Says he knows what would be a good idea.

lol

 

[Teran]

I mean I know what would be a good or bad idea.

Okay then how about you just go up to her, tell her she's cute, and ask her on a date?

 

[evmaxy54]

Okay then how about you just go up to her, tell her she's cute, and ask her on a date?

That's what I'm going to try to do with the guy I like, which is an inevitable fail. At least I have a Swedish screamo record to cry to afterwards (which in all fairness is a really good record)! :D

 

[Teran]

guy

Yeah you've got this lolol

 

[Chinaux]

yea i think ill just **** her, save the effort

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

dear lord this thread

 

[Lore]

dear lord this thread

It's one giant cluster ****, and it's hilarious.

When the hell did Froggy come back, anyway?

 

[Kenith]

So this thread is where happiness goes to die, and where unhappiness thrives, correct?
Nice. I'll start small.

I've seen so, so many times over the past year.
So many times...

 

[Lore]

Which game? I'm doing my first Demon's Soul's run myself, already have hundreds of hours in the other two.

 

[Kenith]

It's between Dark Souls 1 & 2. I have pretty much mastered everything in Demon's Souls, I hardly ever actually die.
Dark Souls 1 is hard as nails, but Dark Souls 2 is "Impossible Game" hard. That is to say, bull**** one-hit kills, silly hitboxes everywhere.

 

[Lore]

Eh, I'd argue that 2 was fairly easy minus a few silly areas (the 7 knights before Veldstat...Edit: and NG+). Of course some bosses were insane like the Ancient Dragon, but I felt like rolling ended up being a lot more forgiving in 2.

Not because of ADP but because of the fast roll/medium roll changes and how the hitbox is a little bit earlier in the roll than 1. It could just be in my head though.

Plus all the dudes in armor are a bit easy to dodge. Some were fun, of course, but the hitboxes were telegraphed pretty obviously for quite a few.

(Note that I go melee only minus random ng+ pyro experiments, so your mileage may vary)

 

[Kenith]

Well, I mean, yeah, Dark Souls 2 is easier as a whole, and it is definitely due to the abundance of i-frames on rolls.
But I never said it was hard, just that you will die a lot more often for really stupid reasons.

Dying is practically irrelevant in DS2 anyway, considering you never have to walk more than a few meters to reach a bloodstain because of all the bonfires, and after a certain point in the game, there's literally no reason to not wear a Ring of Life Protection.

I'm a hexer, by the way. They are sort of OP, at least for PvE.

 

[Lore]

Oh, definitely agreed. So much stupid stuff that happens out of nowhere. I mean going slow and steady helps (as it should in DS games), but you still get blindsided or pull in a big crowd.

Bleh. Hexers. I just severely dislike anything other than the melee combat. Magic is too... Idk. The melee combat is too good for me to pass up.

I'm thinking of doing a double Dragon's Tooth NG+ playthrough soon.


Side note, oh god I need to sleep and fix my sleep schedule.

 

[Froggy]

It's one giant cluster ****, and it's hilarious.

When the hell did Froggy come back, anyway?

I came back after I got a year - perma ban from the melee it on me faceook group. That was around september I think.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Not saying Falcon's a stud, but I don't think you should be commenting on others' ineptitude when it comes to women.

Here's my advice @ Chinaux , don't ask Smashboards for advice, especially the Unhappy Thread.

Then what the hell is the point of having this thread, especially stickied?

To me, it seems unproductive to have a complaint outlet unless other users would be sympathetic and exchange advice/comfort. Though I'm certain there's other places on the net that have more professional expertise for certain subjects.

 

[Teran]

Then what the hell is the point of having this thread, especially stickied?

To me, it seems unproductive to have a complaint outlet unless other users would be sympathetic and exchange advice/comfort. Though I'm certain there's other places on the net that have more professional expertise for certain subjects.

The Unhappy Thread tends to be frequented by people who, no offence, usually aren't in a place in their lives where they can really be giving good advice.

This holds especially true when it comes to advice about women, although to be fair that could be said of society in general.

 

[Froggy]

The Unhappy Thread tends to be frequented by people who, no offence, usually aren't in a place in their lives where they can really be giving good advice.

This holds especially true when it comes to advice about women, although to be fair that could be said of society in general.

Teran how exactly would you know if people i this thread are giving good advice about women? Thats not your thing right?

 

[Lore]

Teran how exactly would you know if people i this thread are giving good advice about women? Thats not your thing right?

Romantic advice is romantic advice, no matter the gender. Dates with guys are easier, though, since they don't have to keep ducking to keep their heads from hitting the glass ceiling.

 

[Froggy]

Romantic advice is romantic advice, no matter the gender. Dates with guys are easier, though, since they don't have to keep ducking to keep their heads from hitting the glass ceiling.

Romantic advice is not transitive. What advice is 'good' or appropriate differes depending on which gender you date.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Teran how exactly would you know if people i this thread are giving good advice about women? Thats not your thing right?

Romantic advice is not transitive. What advice is 'good' or appropriate differes depending on which gender you date.

Remember, folks, this is the same guy that once hired escorts.

And he's saying this ****.

...in other words, Froggy, yes it is transitive, or at least it should be. And just because Teran's gay doesn't mean he doesn't have insight.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Froggy]

Remember, folks, this is the same guy that once hired escorts.

And he's saying this ****.

...in other words, Froggy, yes it is transitive, or at least it should be. And just because Teran's gay doesn't mean he doesn't have insight.

Smooth Criminal

Yikes, talk about Ad Hominem.

Yes I've hired an escort before. I was horny and I wanted a girl who would do exactly what I told her when I told her. I wanted her to submit to my every desire. Its odd I know but if you've ever had a strange fantasy that the average girl won't be into then its something I'd reccomend.

And no is is not transitive. Men and women are different, perhaps more so than any othertime when they are dating. They are different expectations, tricks and understandings that are far more helpful when dealing with one gender than the other.

I mena its basic common sense.

 

[Teran]

Teran how exactly would you know if people i this thread are giving good advice about women? Thats not your thing right?

Ha you're really gonna pull the "Gay guys don't know about women" card? Well considering the fact that we have the ability to connect with them on the level of another normal human being (something straight men, quite frankly, can't), allows us to forge connections and gain insights that you will never have access to, because they will never trust your camp. Ever. This of course works both ways but yeah.

Second of all, just because someone may be gay, that doesn't necessarily mean they haven't been with women romantically, almost all at least try stuff with girls because they try to convince themselves they can be with women, since, you know, being gay sucks.

Still here's the thing about "advice for picking up chickz", it's usually some **** some ****** read on a stupid web article or some dumb 4chan feel thread. The problem is so many of these "theories" (lolol) stem from some truth that gets an entirely incorrect application and interpretation. The best way to get women, quite frankly, is having high self esteem. Having high self esteem translates into all the so called secrets of getting women, and you can't fake those things when you have low confidence (which is what guys often awkwardly do and fall flat).

I'm gonna be general here because generalisations are awesome and totally always right 100% of the time about everything; women are attracted to guys with confidence, motivation, and success, the last part doesn't necessarily have to be present yet if it can be seen on the horizon because of the aforementioned two. They just want a cool guy, have you ever seen guy with no/almost no friends be great with women? No, because he's probably generally seen as a loser (which is obviously a nasty sentiment but that's life). I like how all these guys in the depths of depression and feeling as if they're going nowhere will play the nice guy card expecting ****, and thinking a girl is shallow because she doesn't love him for being the perfect guy, but newsflash, a loser and a downer isn't the perfect guy.

So yeah the only advice I'll ever give on women is not what to do to them, but just focusing on improving your own life, because the happiness and confidence rolls over into everything else in your life, which of course, includes women.

But hey, let's listen to people with low self esteem on the way to manifest confidence and happiness. That's like asking Helen Keller on how to make a movie.

 

[Falconv1.0]

What a nice thread to wake up to after a good night's sleep.

 

[deepseadiva]

But hey, let's listen to people with low self esteem on the way to manifest confidence and happiness. That's like asking Helen Keller on how to make a movie.

 

[Deleted member 269706]

She said no.