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The Stereotypes for Asian gamers and why they are also 100% true :3

DtJ Jungle

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Stereotypes for Asian Gamers



Konichiwa!

First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings or cause any drama llamas. I'm writing this to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you probably aren't a an asian gamer because you'd probably be doing your mathematical modeling homework.

Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's many, many bad ones about Asian Gamers. ****, a majority of games come out of our countries. I want to say, on behalf of being a legit asian gamer (so ornery) that the stereotype is lulz worthy and hypocritical.
Why? Because the same can be said of lots of asian Gamers

Here are the few that stick out to me the most

1. The loll fighter asian


*All Asians play Fighters Involving Lolis or some level of Moe*

Wooo! Every asian loves their loll! Kawaii Sugoi Kokoro-Chan! I'm sure all of you know an asian that plays these sorts of games. You know, the ones where you have two anime girls in maid outfits throwing hearts and bullets and **** at each other. These asians say they play the games for "gameplay and strategy" not the slender blue-haired anime girl with huge honkers and wearing a short skirt.


2. The Starcraft Asian

*All Asians Are Godlike at Starcraft*



These asians are the crazy ones. Freaking fast fingers and tons of macros and micros makes this one asian you do not want to mess with on the street. They make money you can only dream of making (in video games). Once you're down and out of Starcraft, you can be a commentator, which is almost just as legendary!

3. The DDR Asian

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Oh yeah, the rhythm asians. You think we have no dance skills? Think again. These guys take DDR beyond just stepping on the right panels to turning it into a full out dance. Watch these dudes freestyle on a machine and you'll never step up to an asian man again.

So if any of you Asian gamers are reading this..if you're sick of people talking **** to you because you're doing your thang just throw all that salt back in their face cause they hypocrites and ****. Kind of like you, and me, for posting this log.

To non asian gamers - If you don't fall into any of the archetypes I mentioned, then you're really not asian, lol.

bottom line - asian gamer stereotypes need to end, because the same can be said to all asian gamers - both engineering and math majors

Peach out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by first hand experience, because I know everything about everyone it was meant for entertainment value as well, again I'm not trying to reheat the discussion on the Riemann hypothesis. Just opening your eyes and giving you a new perspective.

Thanks for reading
 

Jam Stunna

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This thread needs more emoticons

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Otherwise, 10/5
 

*JuriHan*

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forgot to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVBsUX-zCM


edit: but honestly this blog just doesnt work like mine or the negro blog... because the biggest asian stereotype is actually a positive one- that asians are the best gamers in the world. And... it's actually true sometimes you got Diago, Ken, Isai ect. lol
 

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Yeah but asians really do generally kick ***! <.<; >.>;

All these steriotype threads make me want to make one too..but I think I'll just be satisfied with the Collosus response blog I made back when.
 

Jonkku

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Jungle wins because he's bad at videogames and thus doesn't fit any of these stereotypes.

...Or maybe he fits category 1.
 
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