The SSS Battlefront: Now with 50% more Teczero!

[Stratford]

Also Bing if you want to MM Meatsauce for Falcon we could give him Peach. Kwnt might be interested in Marth... he charges fsmashes. This is all up for debate. Meatsauce has the spirit of Falcon though...

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Meatsuace cant main peach he doesnt have the ability

trust me.

 

[Stratford]

Dude teaming with his Peach has benefits. It doesn't knee you.

 

[EpicFear]

i dunno, teaming with meatsauce as a peach on a platformed stage could prove disastrous. the vacuum is one mean mother ****er

oh, and i'm almost certain Ahti has retired. i can't ever get him to play anymore

 

[DtJ Jungle]

meatsauce just sucks.

 

[EpicFear]

did you seriously put "On a Boat" for location?

wtf? lol. It's NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!!!!

 

[DtJ Jungle]

its so funny.

 

[Stratford]

I would also like to mention that in Phoenix they call Shaq THE BIG CACTUS.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

He can't be as good as Charles

*awaits for cactuar to pop in*

 

[Stratford]

The Adventures of Cactuar and Tonberry. Too good.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Wayyy too good.

 

[Stratford]

Chu really needs to get an account. I know it'll be hard as balls to convince him, but I think it's quite necessary that he post at least once... It'll be an epic quest to get him to join.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

ok. im on it.

 

[Stratford]

It's gonna take a huge effort. We're gonna have to employ mindgames.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

i'm working on it

 

[MarkLoo]

what's this i hear about an application?

 

[EpicFear]

it's not like we're strangers or anything...

-__-

 

[DtJ Jungle]

I sent Richard the prompt

100-250 words.

 

[EpicFear]

Rough Draft of my answer to your app:

I'm

Too

Sweet!

enough said

Evidence:

1. Brainjack - cuz i'm sweet.
2. Stratford - cuz his fox is cute.
3. Junglefever - cuz he'll make a sweet vid out of it.
4. Wafflekwnt - cuz he has kwnt combos.
5. Bip - cuz chu plays gay...
6. Meatsauce - cuz he sucks ***.
7. Ahti - cuz he's a Cranbrook smasher.
8. Petta - cuz we need at least one homo.
9. MarkLoo - cuz he has cAMbos.
10. EpicFear - cuz he inherently doesn't buy.

cuz EVERY crew needs soemone who "inherently doesn't buy."

 

[DtJ Jungle]

good ish son.

 

[EpicFear]

they need to let you be able to delete posts. this editing **** sucks

 

[Stratford]

Hey you might wanna hold back on the johns if you're trying to create a good impression.

 

[EpicFear]

johns? o.0

 

[MexicanBJ]

oh so many johns.....

 

[DtJ Jungle]

see you think we're joking you fool.

 

[EpicFear]

No. At this point i have no idea what any of you are talking about

 

[DtJ Jungle]

the app is becoming much more epic.

more on this after i stopped getting ****ed in the *** by all ym classes.


yeah thats right. i ahvent gone to bed.

 

[EpicFear]

****. that's rough, and yet you're still on boards. lol

now that's dedication

 

[MexicanBJ]

10johnathans.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

yeah i have lots of dedication

 

[Stratford]

Yea and you won't wanna slack off on community service or athletics either. Those would be noticable holes in an application.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

better have good test scores too

and a clean record

 

[MexicanBJ]

yea if we get any knowledge of previous use of modded controllers, counterpicking banned stages, playing with items, or pause cancelling, it could be automatic jv 5 (i.e. **** stock).

 

[Stratford]

Our surveillance cams at BFM actually picked up shocking footage of Richard attempting to counterpick Onett... this could come back to haunt him.

 

[EpicFear]

haha. yeah...my bad. ^^'

 

[MexicanBJ]

your bad? good john

 

[DtJ Jungle]

theres no more 'your bad." everything you do is monitored.

 

[EpicFear]

that's kind of creepy...

 

[MexicanBJ]

good john

10mew2kings

 

[Stratford]

Where you at, KZhu? You have a say in the application process.