The Stuffed Animal Café. We suck at Smash
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The Dynasty
The Dynasty. The next big and up-and-coming crew in Michigan. We started locally, ****** the Cranbrook crew, then eventually hosted tournies, in which we ***** other local nubs. Brainjack and Stratford have the honor of being destroyed by Drephen at the Middle of Ohio Tournament, while Jungle Fever was housed by Hungrybox for the Falling into Melee Tournament.
Brainjack
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
The smartest player in the crew, Brainjack uses his mindgames and more than adequate tech skill to defeat his opponents. Brainjack is also known to ditto opponents he knows he can beat, still winning sets because of knowledge of the game. He currently resides at the University of Michigan, where he receives training through friendlies and weekly tournaments held by SCOTU. Winner for best john: "why cant not i jump?" or something along those lines
Stratford
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
Stratford is the resident tech god, becoming so in his time in the wilderness of Canada. He is an aggressive player, using high pressure tactics and speed to overwhelm opponents. Stratford likes to main low tier characters against noobs to make matches more interesting. Stratford is currently attending Dartmouth College, where he is tech skill training again.
Jungle Fever
Main: Falco
Secondaries: Marth
Jungle Fever is best known for his inconsistency of play, some days ******, some days getting *****. Because of his inconsistency, he has what has been called ‘his time of the month.’ He uses unorthodox combos and movement to keep his opponent off guard. Jungle Fever plays select characters against noobs to throw opponents off. Jungle Fever currently attends the University of Miami in Fl, training a potential smasher and attending tournaments from time to time.
Wafflkwnt
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
Waffkwnt is known for his johns, most notably character johns and wind johns on DL64. Kwnt loves to utilt with Fox against fast fallers. Kwnt broke through and came into his own, losing his reputation as consistent suicide player, taking Brainjack to alotfive at Don’t Get Hit. His playstyle is reminiscent of Stratford’s, only with less flair. He has been M.I.A. for about a month at Middlebury College, unknown if he is training.
Chu a.k.a. Bip
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is known for his timing and spacing. He is the most defensive of the crew, waiting for his time to strike. He loves to smash, rarely using tilts. Though he doesn’t use AT’s extensively as the other crew members, he still can hang with the rest of the crew, consistently beating Jungle Fever, much to his frustration. Chu is currently not playing at Stanford University.
James
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who mains apathy for the competitive side of the game. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he is maining smash apathy.
Meatsauce
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He shows flashes of potential, but his overagressiveness and his imprecision costs him most matches. It’s a guarantee he will suicide at least once in a match, and most likely will have a john to go with it. He also tends to forget to edgeguard, or edgeguards hilariously. Meatsauce currently attends U of M with Brainjack, but is too scared to play friendlies at the level Brainjack does.[/collapse]
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The Dynasty aka The Light Music Club!
We started out locally, playing in Dr. D's room, a science classroom. We continued to play everyday. We have now gone our separate ways, but whenever we get together we like to play together like the old days.
Brainjack aka Hirasawa "All your sweets are belong to me" YUI
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
He plays like a gay. Winner for best john: "why do i cant jump?
Stratford aka Akiyama "Dangerous Queen' MI-O
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
He once played Mew2king. Trufax.
Jungle Fever aka Tainaka "The Idol who has a smile like sunshine and bring happiness where ever she goes" RITSU
don't really play this game. I just enjoy being super kawaii!
Wafflkwnt aka Kotobuki "Airheaded Princess" TSU-MU-GI
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
This son of a gun is MIA.
Chu a.k.a. Bip
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is my sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.
Ahti
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who has recently started training again. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he has begun to main. lolretired
Meatsauce
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He shows flashes of potential, but his overagressiveness and his imprecision costs him most matches. It’s a guarantee he will suicide at least once in a match, and most likely will have a john to go with it. He also tends to forget to edgeguard, or edgeguards hilariously. He also tends to be the spacie slayer. Meatsauce currently attends U of M with Brainjack, but is too scared to play friendlies at the level Brainjack does. lolsuspended
Kalamazhu
Main: IC
Secondary: ??
Kalamazhu, or KZHU, was top tier dynasty when he first came to us in D's room. He however briefly retired to play the "other game." He has since returned to melee. He was best known for beating Bing with his Falco's epic lasers and his hilarious IC's. He attends DCDS, where he only trains in D's room. We have received word that these hilarious IC's have become his main. However we only have one scouting report because he got scared when Stratford and Jungle Fever went to scout, and he never showed.lolabandoned
Markloo
Main: Falco
He filled out an app, thats why he's here.
HONORARY MEMBER OF THE DYNASTY/LIGHT MUSIC CLUB
Teczero!
Main: Sheik
He's sweet. Much better than us. He likes anime. He does my math for me. This is his payback. <3[/collapse]
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The Dynasty aka The Drama Club!
We started out locally, playing in Dr. D's room, a science classroom. We continued to play everyday. We have now gone our separate ways, but whenever we get together we like to play together like the old days.
Brainjack aka Ibuki Fuko!
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
He plays like a gay. Winner for best john: "why do i cant jump?
Stratford aka Furukawa Sanae
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
He once played Mew2king. Trufax.
Jungle Fever aka Fujibayashi Ryou
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Fox
I don't really play this game. I just enjoy being super kawaii!
Wafflkwnt aka Sakagami Tomoyo
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
This son of a gun is MIA.
Chu a.k.a. Bip aka Ichinose Kotomi
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is my sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.
Ahti
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who has recently started training again. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he has begun to main. lolretired
Meatsauce aka Sunohara Youhei
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He's our combo fodder
Kalamazhu
Main: IC
Secondary: ??
Kalamazhu, or KZHU, was top tier dynasty when he first came to us in D's room. He however briefly retired to play the "other game." He has since returned to melee. He was best known for beating Bing with his Falco's epic lasers and his hilarious IC's. He attends DCDS, where he only trains in D's room. We have received word that these hilarious IC's have become his main. However we only have one scouting report because he got scared when Stratford and Jungle Fever went to scout, and he never showed.lolabandoned
Markloo aka Furukawa Nagisa
Main: Falco
He filled out an app, thats why he's here.
HONORARY MEMBER OF THE DYNASTY/LIGHT MUSIC CLUB
Teczero! aka Fujibayashi Kyou
Main: Sheik
He's sweet. Much better than us. He likes anime. He does my math for me. This is his payback. <3
And our Host...
DR. D!! aka FURUKAWA AKIO
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The Dynasty aka SAILOR SCOUTS!!!
We started out locally, playing in Dr. D's room, a science classroom. We continued to play everyday. We have now gone our separate ways, but whenever we get together we like to play together like the old days.
Brainjack aka Usagi Tsukino
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
He plays like a gay. Winner for best john: "why do i cant jump?
Stratford aka Hotaru Tomoe
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
He once played Mew2king. Trufax.
Jungle Fever aka Minako Aino
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Fox
I don't really play this game. I just enjoy being super kawaii!
Wafflkwnt aka Rei Hino
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
This son of a gun is MIA.
Chu a.k.a. Bip aka Ami Mizuno
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is my sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.
Ahti
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who has recently started training again. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he has begun to main. lolretired
Meatsauce aka Makoto Kino
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He's our combo fodder
Kalamazhu
Main: IC
Secondary: ??
Kalamazhu, or KZHU, was top tier dynasty when he first came to us in D's room. He however briefly retired to play the "other game." He has since returned to melee. He was best known for beating Bing with his Falco's epic lasers and his hilarious IC's. He attends DCDS, where he only trains in D's room. We have received word that these hilarious IC's have become his main. However we only have one scouting report because he got scared when Stratford and Jungle Fever went to scout, and he never showed.lolabandoned
Markloo aka Haruka Tenoh
Main: Falco
He filled out an app, thats why he's here.
HONORARY MEMBER OF THE DYNASTY/LIGHT MUSIC CLUB
Teczero! aka Michiru Kaioh
Main: Sheik
He's sweet. Much better than us. He likes anime. He does my math for me. This is his payback. <3
And our Host...
DR. D!! aka GRANDPA HINO!
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The Dynasty aka The Sakakino Academy Strippers!!
We started out locally, playing in Dr. D's room, a science classroom. We continued to play everyday. We have now gone our separate ways, but whenever we get together we like to play together like the old days.
Brainjack aka Katsuro Kokoro
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
He plays like a gay. Winner for best john: "why do i cant jump?
Stratford aka Katsura Kotonoha
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
He once played Mew2king. Trufax.
Jungle Fever aka Kiyoura Setsuna
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Fox
I don't really play this game. I just enjoy being super kawaii!
Wafflkwnt aka Saionji Sekai
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
This son of a gun is MIA.
Chu a.k.a. Bip aka Kuroda Hikari
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is my sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.
Ahti
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who has recently started training again. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he has begun to main. lolretired
Meatsauce aka Sawanaga Taisuke
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He's our combo fodder
Kalamazhu
Main: IC
Secondary: ??
Kalamazhu, or KZHU, was top tier dynasty when he first came to us in D's room. He however briefly retired to play the "other game." He has since returned to melee. He was best known for beating Bing with his Falco's epic lasers and his hilarious IC's. He attends DCDS, where he only trains in D's room. We have received word that these hilarious IC's have become his main. However we only have one scouting report because he got scared when Stratford and Jungle Fever went to scout, and he never showed.lolabandoned
Markloo aka Itou Makoto
Main: Falco
He filled out an app, thats why he's here.
HONORARY MEMBER OF THE DYNASTY/LIGHT MUSIC CLUB
Teczero! aka Kato Otome
Main: Sheik
He's sweet. Much better than us. He likes anime. He does my math for me. This is his payback. <3
And our Host...
DR. D!! aka Koizumi Natsumi!
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The Dynasty aka THE DCD HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!!
This Host Club is about these handsome guys that have time, giving hospitality to these lovely ladies who also have time, and profiting off them.
Brainjack aka Haninotsuka Mistsukuni: The Lolita Shota Type
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
He plays like a gay. Winner for best john: "why do i cant jump?
Stratford aka Suoh Tamaki: The Prince Type
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
He once played Mew2king. Trufax.
Jungle Fever aka Ootori Kyoya: The Cool Type
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Fox
I don't really play this game. I just enjoy being super kawaii!
Wafflkwnt aka Morinozuka Takashi: The Wild Type
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
This son of a gun is MIA.
Chu a.k.a. Bip aka Fujioka Haruhi: The Natural Type
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is my sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.
Ahti
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who has recently started training again. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he has begun to main. lolretired
Meatsauce aka Kasanoda Ritsu: Bossa Nova-kun
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He's our combo fodder
Kalamazhu
Main: IC
Secondary: ??
Kalamazhu, or KZHU, was top tier dynasty when he first came to us in D's room. He however briefly retired to play the "other game." He has since returned to melee. He was best known for beating Bing with his Falco's epic lasers and his hilarious IC's. He attends DCDS, where he only trains in D's room. We have received word that these hilarious IC's have become his main. However we only have one scouting report because he got scared when Stratford and Jungle Fever went to scout, and he never showed.lolabandoned
Markloo aka Nekozawa Umehito: Black Magic Club President
Main: Falco
He filled out an app, thats why he's here.
HONORARY MEMBER OF THE DYNASTY/LIGHT MUSIC CLUB
Teczero! aka Houshakuji Renge: Host Club Manager
Main: Sheik
He's sweet. Much better than us. He likes anime. He does my math for me. This is his payback. <3
And our Host...
DR. D!! aka Fujioka Ryouji
HONORARY HOMO HOMO HOSTS
Petta and FastlikeShri, Hitachiin Hikaru & Hitachiin Kaoru
One mains Sheik, the other mains Roy. But which is which? Play the Guess who's Kaoru game to find out![/collapse]
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OHA LUCKY!!!
曖昧3cm、それプニってことかい？ 超！
ら、ぐーんぐんな制服 らぶりーってことない？ ぶん！
がんばっちゃう？ やっちゃっちゃう？ そんとっきゃちゃんとリリースよ
I say フー！ I say フー！ 谷間にダーリンダーリン フリーズ！
なん語る なんか出る 愛してる
あれ、１個が違ってる？ むー
悩みん坊 鋼鉄棒 おいしん坊
いい加減にしなさい！
飛んでった アイツも 火照るかな？
だって、いわゆる普通の女のコ
驚いた 私だけ！？
豚骨 はりがね おかわりだだだだー！
ぼんぼん 応援団 Let’s get! チェリーパイ
らんらん 歓迎会 You’ve got a sensation!
はーい！ 存在感 テンテン 小惑星
ぶつかって溶けました 呆然 多いに歌って 試練だー
持っていけ 最後に笑っちゃうのは私のハズ
セーラー服だからです、結論！
月曜日なのに機嫌悪いの、どうするよ？
夏服がいいのです かわいい☆
Brainjack aka Kogami Akira
本管: marth
二次: 教主、Fox
彼はゲイのように遊ぶ。 最もよいジョンのための勝者: " 私はなぜジャンプを傾けるか。
Stratford aka Izumi Konata
本管: Fox
二次: Falco、Marth
彼は一度Mew2kingをした。 本当の事実。
Jungle Fever aka Hiiragi Tsukasa
本管: Sheik
二次: Fox
rwar
Wafflkwnt aka Hiiragi Kagami
本管: Fox
二次: Shiek
銃のこの息子はMIAである。
Chu a.k.a. Bip aka Takara Miyuki
本管: Fox
二次: Marth
儲は私の教師である。 あなたの教師への弓。
Meatsauce aka Cousin Yui
本管: Falcon
二次: Fox
Meatsauce はあるタンクである。 彼は私達のコンボの飼葉である
本管: Falcon
二次: Fox
Meatsauce はあるタンクである。 彼は私達のコンボの飼葉である
Moooose aka Izumi Soujiru
本管: Falco
彼は適用に、彼ここにそういうわけでいる記入した。
HONORARY MEMBER OF THE DYNASTY
Teczero! aka Tamura Hiyori
本管: Sheik
彼は甘い。 私達より大いによく。 彼は日本製アニメを好む。 彼は私のための私の数学をする。 これは彼の元金回収である。 <3
And our co-Hosts...
DR. D!! aka Nanako Koroi Sensei!
Phan aka Patty Chan
Google Translate was used deal with it nerds
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Tristain Academy of Magic!!
Here at the Tristain Academy of Magic, we nurture young aristocats to their fullest potential. This includes summoning familiars, fighting rock golems, washing underwear, flying planes, putting the whoop on Albion, and pleasing the water spirit!
Brainjack aka Louise Francoise le Blanc de la Valliere
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Shiek, Fox
He plays like a gay. Winner for best john: "why do i cant jump?
Stratford aka Siesta
Main: Fox
Secondary: Falco, Marth
He once played Mew2king. Trufax.
Jungle Fever aka Irukuku Orleans
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Fox
rwar
Wafflkwnt aka Tiffania Westwood
Main: Fox
Secondary: Shiek
This son of a gun is MIA.
Chu a.k.a. Bip aka Charlotte Helene Orleans de Gallia
Main: Fox
Secondary: Marth
Chu is my sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.
Ahti
Main: Fox
Secondary: Everyone else
James is a middle of the road type of player, who has recently started training again. He has potential but instead chooses to experiment with other characters rather than work on one main. He still does fairly well in the Dynasty hosted smashfests. James attends Cranbrook High School, where he has begun to main. lolretired
Meatsauce aka Guiche de Gramont
Main: Falcon
Secondary: Fox
Meatsauce is the resident tank. He's our combo fodder
Kalamazhu
Main: IC
Secondary: ??
Kalamazhu, or KZHU, was top tier dynasty when he first came to us in D's room. He however briefly retired to play the "other game." He has since returned to melee. He was best known for beating Bing with his Falco's epic lasers and his hilarious IC's. He attends DCDS, where he only trains in D's room. We have received word that these hilarious IC's have become his main. However we only have one scouting report because he got scared when Stratford and Jungle Fever went to scout, and he never showed.lolabandoned
Moooose aka Hiraga Saito
Main: Falco
He filled out an app, thats why he's here.
Teczero! aka Henrietta de Tristain
Main: Sheik
He's sweet. Much better than us. He likes anime. He does my math for me. This is his payback. <3
And our host..
DR. D!! aka Colbert-sensei
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The Stuffed Animal Café
We take pride in being a diverse group, being losers, drunks, apathetics and kawaii desu ne~
Brainjack aka Kasuga “Osaka” Ayumu
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Falco, Fox
Best known for his counter johns, he is also the inventor of the backwards wd. A great pioneer in the development of the pause metagame, he is able to anticipate an opponent’s rage and quit the match for them before he has even won.
Stratford aka Takino Tomo
Main: Fox
Secondaries: Falco, Falcon
Co-founder of the theoretical branch of melee study, along with Junglefever. Suboptimally located in the wilderness of New Hampshire, he finds his way to relevant EC tournies now and then. He is currently working on developing a way to utilt out of shine.
Junglefever aka Sakaki
Main: Fox
Secondaries: Sheik, Falco
Unrivaled in coming up with useless bull****, yet always willing to justify it with his spiel on how it might be practical. The Mastermind behind “Revolution,” an epic project still in the planning stages. He is the best at Revolution D.I., which encompasses getting hit by marths reverse fair -> reverse fair -> dair to getting hit by uthrow shine bair and dying. Feels unsatisfied finishing a match without a shine usmash.
Wafflekwnt aka Mizuhara Koyomi
Main: Fox
Secondaries: Sheik, Falcon
Currently MIA at Middlebury, he did in fact manage to train a noob of his own, a technical fox no less. His hobbies include playing his texting game and watching TV while others play melee.
Chu aka Mihama Chiyo
Main: Fox
Secondaries: Marth, Mewtwo
One of the prophets who brought melee to DCD back in the day, he remains a fierce competitor at Stanford. Also the owner of an impressive john, but she’s only hype some of the time.
Meatsauce aka Kaori
Main: Falcon
An integral member of the Dynasty without whom we could not beat our Meat. Likes killing himself and kneeing his partner. A true Falcon main, he never forgets to let it kyick.
Moose aka Kagura
Main: Falco
Secondaries: Fox, Falcon
Acquired by the Dynasty through free agency after filling out an application, he has turned into an excellent investment. He prefers to implement his **** with “no breaks.”
Honorary Dynasty Member
Teczer0 aka Tanizaki Yukari
Mains: Sheik, Fox, Peach
He’s pro. Sometimes he flies to Michigan to supervise us when we’re misbehaving.
And our host,
Dr. D aka Kimura sensei
He took us in during our time of need, and to this day, his door’s always open whenever the losers drop by to visit.[/Collapse]
...just cuz we're 08 members doesnt mean we've been playing smash for 2 months or whatever it says...
