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The Smash Affiliates - Making appearances here and there since 2006

Mogwai

Mogwai

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I want to expect better of you, but I know not to
pockyD said:
night man, sneaky and mean
something inside my dreams
i think i love you
you make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you night man

every night you come into my room and
pin me down with your strong arms
you pin me down and i try to fight you
you come inside me
you fill me up and i become the night man

Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it's right man
the feeling so wrong...
I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and
I'll become the Night...
the passionate, passionate Night Man.
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I only read the first line and started cracking up at work, lol...

Day Man!
Oh woooAAAAAOOOOOOOooo!
Fighter of the Night Man!
Oh woooAAAAAOOOOOOOooo!
Champion of the Sun!
Oh woooAAAAAOOOOOOOooo!
He's a master of Karate and friendship... for everyone!
Oh woooAAAAAOOOOOOOooo!

EDIT:

Also this:

I was working late on my haftorah
when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
there was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes
he says tomorrow my son you will be a man
but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan
tomorrow you will stand at the beamah and pray
but tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay

(chorus)
Werewolf bar mitzvah
Spooky scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves

Werewolf bar mitzvah
Spooky scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves

The next day what happened, the torah didn't teach
I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech
then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws
and I nearly dropped the torah when my hands turned into paws
I growled and i roared and my rabbi did as well
it was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel

(chorus)

We had a reception at the larchmont country club
they served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub
I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks
we had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes
then i remembered the premise of my song
I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone
so we pulled ourselves together and we're wolfmen again
just in time for monster fight to begin
all the country club employees were brainsucking pack
who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack
so we fought them and some draculas and frankensteins too
cause you gotta love bar mitzvah, even if you're not a (arooo)

Werewolf bar mitzvah
Spooky scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves

Werewolf bar mitzvah
Kooky hairy
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves
 
Warrior of Zarona

Warrior of Zarona

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Is it really FRIDAY morning of 3 AM? I guess I'll be late for work that day, blergh.

Also, yes Reno - it is fine for you to stay. If Pakman stays at my place and he has extra seats, we can pick up Pocky along the way.
 
pockyD

pockyD

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no way, subway vs quizno's is a no contest (in favor of quizno's)

the driving factor behind ever choosing subway is price. That aside, quizno's strictly *****
 
Warrior of Zarona

Warrior of Zarona

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Perhaps.

The first and only time I tried Quizno's, their sub was soggy despite my asking to toast it, and it tasted like someone threw up in it.
 
R3N0

R3N0

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i <3 cheesesteaks.. lol
anyway the prime rib + peppercorn @ quiznos should be a friggen sin.. a foot long is about 1,500- 2,000 cals?! lol its so good i can eat it in one sitting.. its the best sub on earth. its so good...

but subways has pretty beast $5 foot longs.. lol..
quiznos for quality
subways for price.



btw black friday sales are generally "understood"
 
R3N0

R3N0

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I just noticed (if you have regular posts per page) we're on page 404.
What a huge error. (nerd humor)\



BTW SC DRINKING GAME

Play an entire game out, watch the replay, every time you mis-manage your money... (We need more minerals / gas), TAKE A SHOTTTTTTTTTTT .. lol .. i dunno

its hard to think up a drinking game for a RTS
 
Warrior of Zarona

Warrior of Zarona

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doyoung2win said:
this Is A Tribute To The "do Van"

As Of Late, My Van Got Four Stocked By Some Random Gas Station Along Route 18. As I Was Running Low On Fuel, I Lugged My Vehicular Device Into The Gas Station And Told The Attendant, "fill It Up, Regular..."

He Nodded And Proceeded To Stick The Dirty Dripping Metal Prong Into The Anal Side Cavity Of My Car. As I Sit Patiently During This Cold Night Of Valentines Day, I Think About How I Could Be Playing Some Smash And I'm Wasting Time Taking Some Girl Out To Dinner. After I Pay The Man And Exit Towards The Highway I Hear Rattling...

And Then Thump.. Boo Boop... :silence: ... And All My Lights Go Off. (my Car Just Stalled)...

"um, That's Weird, It's Probably Nothing," I Exclaim To The Girl As I Turn The Key To Start The Old Engine Again..

She Nods Understandingly...

(come On Baby...) I Think To Myself...

Few More Attempts And It Moves A Total Of Five Feet After Three Stalls. My Fruitless Attempts To Move My Silver Box Mobile Greatly Disheartens Me As I Somehow Drag It Into The Next Station Where An Abnormally Happy Chinese Guy Greets Me.

"hi Howah Yoo? Eberything Ohkee?"

"um.. My Car Keeps Stalling And I'm Not Too Sure What's Wrong With It But Is It Alright If I Leave It Here For Tonight? I'll Come Pick It Up Tomorrow."

"okay Okay Dat's Okay!"

"thanks," I Whisper As I Sort Through The Numbers On My Cell Phone To See Which Friend I Can Bother The Least To Pick My Friend And I Up And Rescue Us From This Train Wreck Of A Night.

"hey, Can You Pick Me Up At Bp On 18? My Car Just Died..."

"yeah Sure, I'll Be Right There."
__

Enough Story Telling... Everyone Knows About It.

The Multiple Rides I Gave People, Trips To Tech0's, Sensei's, With Muse And Luck. Smashtality And Smashacres. The Numerous Wendy's Minivan Camp Outs. The Ride All The Way To Fc Through The Night Regardless Of The Amount Of Sleep We All Had (thanks To Pocky Raptor And Everyone Else Who Drove Those Nights). The Ride With Papa Dav3 Squished Between Alex And Sensei Fighting To Play On The Tv That Is Supported By The Fragile Armrests Of The Two Front Seats. Random Techno Songs With Porn On Sensei's Media Player. sensei's Urgent And Much Necessary Need To Take A **** In The Middle Of Nowhere Out In The Midwest. The Ride To Vls With An Almost Death But Thankful Car Start. The Ride To Pound 3 With Enough People And Luggage Cramped In The Back Seats To Give ******* Claustrophobia. On And On And On...

It's Dead, Sitting In Front Of My House Like Dark.pch After Getting Usmashed By The Usmash Go... Dark.pch Is Cool Guys Cmon.

But Yeah, This Is A Fairwell Tribute To The Do Van. R. I. P.
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R3N0

R3N0

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me too. i've heard sooo many stories lol..

*A VETERAN'S SALUTE TO DO'S VAN!*
 
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SLAYERCoLdKiLr

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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Phily, PA
R3N0 said:
I just noticed (if you have regular posts per page) we're on page 404.
What a huge error. (nerd humor)\



BTW SC DRINKING GAME

Play an entire game out, watch the replay, every time you mis-manage your money... (We need more minerals / gas), TAKE A SHOTTTTTTTTTTT .. lol .. i dunno

its hard to think up a drinking game for a RTS
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That's simple, everytime you get defeated in each battle, you take a shot.

You take a double shot if you get zerg rushed / DT Rushed / Bunker Rushed

You take a shot when you lose

You take a shot for each colony / command center / whatever the other is called destroyed

If you don't get alcohol poisoning after the game.......take a shot
 
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SLAYERCoLdKiLr

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Warrior of Zarona said:
We should make drinking rules for settlers.
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When you get invaded by native americans, you take a shot

When you discover plymouth rock, you take a shot.

When you lose your wagon to malaria, or lose an ox to starvation, you take a shot.

When you escape to pursue religious freedom from England Law, you take a ****ing shot.
 
Mogwai

Mogwai

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Warrior of Zarona said:
We should make drinking rules for settlers.
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We need to have rules that will encourage all players to drink. Like, if we did something where whenever you got robbed, then we'd all just give Pocky alcohol poisoning, and that wouldn't be any fun for anyone. I dunno, we should have a Pocky, Woz, Mogwai and Reno chat on AIM or something to brainstorm ideas. Or just come up with them that day.
 
Warrior of Zarona

Warrior of Zarona

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I'm sure we can discuss while we're all there together. I'm assuming Reno is staying with me, and I'll be picking up PockyD, so we'll all be there at the same time.
 
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