The Smash 5 Ongoing Story Game

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Stage Hazard on Pokéfloats 2, alongside

 

[Sprite]

Red Telitubbie as a fighter

 

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Fans were outraged by this,

 

[Sprite]

Because the telitubbie dominated the

(I'm probably misspelling tellitubbie)

 

[PeridotGX]

Casual Metagame. Hugh Newtron saw this

 

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And decided to nerf Greninja,

(pretty sure it's spelled Teletubby/Teletubbies)

 

[PeridotGX]

and add a Duck as

 

[Sprite]

Part of Shulk's final smash

 

[92MilesPrower]

, replacing Dunban's sword. Disgusted, Sakurai

 

[Watch Out!]

decided to nerf Greninja again.
(the red teletubbie's name is Po, I believe)

 

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and nerf Jigglypuff as well

 

[Watch Out!]

because Ridley was too big.

 

[92MilesPrower]

Suddenly, Bonzi Buddy appeared, and

 

[Jubileus57]

weird glitches appeared all over

 

[PeridotGX]

a destroyed barn. Enraged, Hugh Neutron

 

[CannonStreak]

Used the Force yet again...

 

[Jubileus57]

to open a jar of pickles.

 

[PeridotGX]

which, obviously, changed his life.

 

[KEYLIME SSB]

Just like when he sat...

 

[CannonStreak]

Down on a puffer fish...

 

[TheWill44]

which almost killed him, so

 

[KEYLIME SSB]

He sat on it again

 

[Scorpion17]

and sadly, this caused him

 

[PierceWantsToSmash]

to add another Captain Falcon clone to Smash 5

 

[Scorpion17]

which was actually the waverace

 

[TheWill44]

stage removed from Smash 64

 

[CannonStreak]

But would be considered again...

 

[92MilesPrower]

Suddenly, the jar of pickles

 

[PeridotGX]

summoned 3 Kangaroos and a

 

[CannonStreak]

Bear the size of a...

 

[Orisa]

stack of oranges to eat

 

[PeridotGX]

the Pickles. Hugh's Wife said "

 

[CannonStreak]

Why'd you let them eat...

 

[92MilesPrower]

Fizzy Lifting Drinks?" Hugh then

 

[CannonStreak]

Looked at her and said...

 

[PeridotGX]

"It's for the Ducks!" Carl

 

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and everyone died

 

[Scorpion17]

She didnt know how to

 

[CannonStreak]

React, so she collected 1-Ups...

 

[Orisa]

and decided to dominate the