The Smash 5 Ongoing Story Game

[Watch Out!]

wearing a polka dot suit.

 

[Tollhouse]

He disguised himself to fool

 

[PeridotGX]

Squidward, who hated Mr. Krabs.

 

[Sprite]

Sakurai saw his world in

 

[Chase_Doggie]

Subspace (that one thing form Brawl)

 

[PeridotGX]

and frowned, as Burger King wasnt

 

[Chase_Doggie]

harassing Fire Emblem fans

 

[Watch Out!]

unlike literally everyone else ever.

 

[Sprite]

Sakurai told the Burger King

 

[Jubileus57]

that a Ness-flavoured burger could

 

[PeridotGX]

Maximise Profits. Haltmann, the CEO,

 

[Lukingordex]

Suggested that the burguer should

 

[PeridotGX]

contain the tears of Ridley Fans.

 

[Jubileus57]

to add a salty taste.

 

[Awakining]

However, the consumers disagreed, stating

 

[PeridotGX]

that Ganondorrf tears are better.

 

[Awakining]

Outraged by the differing opinions,

 

[Watch Out!]

Sakurai removed Ganondorf and replaced

 

[Jubileus57]

him with five Marth clones

 

[Watch Out!]

and 2 terrible Fox clones.

 

[PeridotGX]

The clones were very overpowered,

 

[Lukingordex]

so people would spend money

 

[Jubileus57]

on mods to nerf them

 

[PeridotGX]

to the power of Brawl Meta Knight

 

[Jubileus57]

earning them the F- tier.

 

[Awakining]

Balance wasn't essential for Smash,

 

[PeridotGX]

until now. "What Happened" Sakurai

 

[Tollhouse]

exclaimed. "Why have profits dropped?!!"

 

[Watch Out!]

"It's because everyone is overpowered"

 

[PierceWantsToSmash]

"And when everyone's OP, No one will be" (sorry it's over the word count but I just had to put this here.)

 

[Tollhouse]

In hopes of increasing sales,

 

[92MilesPrower]

Sakurai then decided to include

 

[Watch Out!]

A very big character, Ridley.

"And when everyone's OP, No one will be" (sorry it's over the word count but I just had to put this here.)

Nice.

 

[PeridotGX]

as an Assist Trophy. Jimmy Neutron's Father,

 

[Lukingordex]

Bought Nintendo in order to

 

[PeridotGX]

get the rights to Duck Hunt

 

[Watch Out!]

who, sadly, had to blast.

 

[Tollhouse]

Hugh Neutron replaced Sakurai as director.

 

[92MilesPrower]

Knowing "exactly" what fans wanted,

 

[PeridotGX]

He added Ducklett as a