The Smash 5 Ongoing Story Game

[Wario Wario Wario]

"I'M GONNA SHREK IT!" he shouted, confirming dead meme for Smash Bros.

 

[Jubileus57]

which, unfortunately, "wrecked" his chances...

 

[XxCzardxX]

So Sakurai chose Timmy Turner instead...

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

and then decided to retool the game as Nicktoons All-Stars Battle Royale

 

[Opossum]

, but couldn't add fan-favorite Nicktoon...

 

[XxCzardxX]

Heffer, from Rocco's Modern Life, so instead...

 

[Crap-Zapper]

He settled on Spongebob's Pearl.

 

[Sprite]

Sakurai then added the character

 

[Crap-Zapper]

just to prove to Miyamoto

 

[Tollhouse]

that teenage whales can fight.


*Hey guys how hard is it to count to 5? 5 words only. places/names count as 1. It's not brain surgery.*

 

[Crap-Zapper]

In fact Pearl and King Dedede

 

[TheWill44]

had an eating contest at

 

[Crap-Zapper]

McDonalds, but not in Japan

 

[Opossum]

, but in Agrabah. Therefore,

 

[Tollhouse]

it was even more intense.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It was streamed live by.....

 

[Tollhouse]

Fox News with your host,

 

[Crap-Zapper]

Falco Lombardi, the coolest cat of

 

[Jubileus57]

the heavenly Pufftop Kingdom, which

 

[Crap-Zapper]

made it a piece of cake

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Which Kirby quickly ate because.....

 

[Crap-Zapper]

It was not a catchphrase.

 

[XxCzardxX]

Falco, angry with Kirby for...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Eating it, grabbed a Golden Hammer.....

 

[Crap-Zapper]

Because everything is solved with

 

[Jubileus57]

a good "clobber that there...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"...Kirbeh!" Chanted King Dedede, who then.....

 

[XxCzardxX]

stole the Golden Hammer, but it...

 

[Jubileus57]

was a squeaky phony one...

 

[Crap-Zapper]

That's when we saw Tingle

 

[RealLuigisWearPink]

Who then argued for his

 

[Crap-Zapper]

Fake hammers that he placed

 

[XxCzardxX]

all over Temple. Then, Sandbag...

 

[Chase_Doggie]

...had gone to a bar...

 

[Crap-Zapper]

For 5 whole minutes before

 

[PeridotGX]

to drink away his issues.

 

[Chase_Doggie]

Ridley set it on fire...

 

[Deleted member 396530]

ness Revives ice climbers

 

[XxCzardxX]

Ridley set it on fire...

Sandbag, angry with Ridley, unleashes...

 

[Deleted member 396530]

Sadly Kirby Is cut.