The Official Michigan Grime Power Rankings - last updated 2019/02/10

[Apasher]

do i have any grime points yet

:>: +2 LOE1

Tells Apasher that he won't take him to SWEET V because Apasher won't give him a ride to anything. Tells Apasher the day before the tournament that he was trolling when Apasher's parents already had plans on the day of the tournament.

^^^^ That.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

That's not worth 2.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 WTP

Waits until a week before Apex to decide whether he'll go based on the weather forecast.

 

[Roller]

Not that grimey, tbh. Just (perhaps a little overly) prudent planning.

I'm not surprised it would get mistaken for something else though, seeing as it's not a particularly common occurrence in MI.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +3 Gio

Agrees to be the Smash 64 TO at SWEET IX. Doesn't show up to the tourney.


:>: +2 Carroll

Offers Mango $5 to let Slarty keep his stock and get whooped by VaNz in a 2v1 during teams.

Teams with a CPU Level 9 Luigi and bullies two new UM smashers in a teams set.


:>: +1 Taki

During Carroll's set, after Level 9 Luigi lost all four stocks, plugged in his controller and pressed start to give Level 9 Luigi more stocks.


:>: +1 RyeJew

Turns off the console due to saltiness after losing to Dempt and Juggleguy in teams bracket.

 

[JTsm]

Looooooooooool

RyeJew get bodied.

 

[Apasher]

:>: +1 Ori_bro

Money matches me in Melee for $1, then says that he doesn't have a dollar right after I won.

 

[JTsm]

Typical Ori_Grime ****.

 

[Ori_bro]

I asked if he had change but said he didn't.

ool088:

 

[Apasher]

I asked if he had change but said he didn't.

ool088:

*****, I am BROKE, and I ain't got no JOB (inb4doublenegative).

 

[Ori_bro]

Same here ._.

 

[Roller]

I had no idea ool088: was a thing...

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[JTsm]

Same here ._.

Lives in Rich Boy City.

o.

 

[zyth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5DLxaUesjE

the new grime king has appeared ool088:

 

[Ori_bro]

Lives in Rich Boy City.

o.

But I'm jobless lol, after this weekend I now have a whole $10 left to me.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

One word:

Parents.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 kd

Claims that Falcon's nair beats Fox's anything.

When in reality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2b_xAqKVk&t=9m18s

 

[Apasher]

Usmash, Utilt, and nair (if timed right) beats Falcon's nair iirc.

 

[DtJ Composer]

is a thing too

 

[JTsm]

If you have bitty related grime

 

[Xatic]

Ori rackin up them grime points. LOL

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 kd

Retires from Smash, then snipes the first XenForo post in the Big MI thread.

 

[Juggleguy]

:>: +1 Dre the Ace

Claims he doesn't deserve honorable mention on the PR. Goes on to beat Toadster, KJH, and Kzhu in tourney.

 

[Ori_bro]

The Michigan Melee Scene still updates their PR?

 

[Juggleguy]

We just updated it last week for the first time in 9 months. Reason wasn't due to the inactivity of the scene or anything, just mostly due to the laziness of myself and the panel.

 

[Apasher]

>Implying we actually update our PR.

EDIT: **** YOU ROB AND YOUR NINJA SKILLS

 

[Juggleguy]

+1 Tutu

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

Who is the snitch?????

 

[W.C.N]

I dunno who would do such a thing

 

[JTsm]

Snitch!!!!!!!!

 

[Sailor Princess Twenty-Two.]

+1 JTSM

being a snitch

 

[Juggleguy]

+1 Carroll

I can't even post publicly about how grimey his latest act was, due to the need to protect the privacy of the grime victim. Let's just say trust me on the +1

 

[Apasher]

*insert "Rob, please reveal the info" post here*

 

[PGH Carroll]

Its true. it may be +2

 

[Apasher]

+1 Shaeden: resets in no-reset runs in Ocarina of Time.

 

[Juggleguy]

Speedrunners are known for cheating, after all.

 

[W.C.N]

And backing out of MM's, right apasher

 

[Xatic]

+4 Ori_bro

Back-Story: Soulpech got a promotion at work so he was being nice to everyone and said that he would buy everyone 1 appetizer of their choice at buffalo wild wings. I was at a different table and wasn't aware of the waitress taking the orders for this. However, Ori came in with Soulpech and sat at the exact same table he was sitting at and declined Soulpech's offer. He then posts in the Michigan Masters thread (for those of you who want to read the whole thing lol) that he would take his "raincheck" on Soulpech's previous offer.

yeah, but then she came by again and I told her and you guys that if you guys wanted the appetizers I can pay for it. Most of you either didn't hear me or decided not to, but Juu heard and said he wanted those mozz sticks


As for Ori, he declined my offer :/

Man, Ori with the real grime.

Declines the offer; then expects the same offer to apply when HE wants it. Man, Dakota and I are looking REAL cool compared to that. LOL

 

[Ori_bro]

I guess I should stop trying to be funny on the internet

 

[Juggleguy]

+1 Duck

Wins a friendly vs M2K's Marth, then gets three stocked by his Mewtwo.