The new and improved NORTH CAROLINA locator thread

[stingers]

I can give you lady advice PP

 

[Dr Peepee]

Oh gosh, your conversations with Jim about women scare me so much, I dunno if I could listen =p.

Seriously though, it couldn't hurt, and I'm glad that you wanna help me.

 

[lord karn]

Oh gosh, your conversations with Jim about women scare me so much, I dunno if I could listen =p.

Seriously though, it couldn't hurt, and I'm glad that you wanna help me.

All you gotta do is ROAR!!!!

 

[BEHR]

What, the thing I said about Sheik not being fast? Bad diction as usual. I meant, he's bad for tech skill practice.

Just practice Karn. You can do it!

I promise BEHR, give it a solid 30 mins/hour every/nearly every day, and you can be very technical. Wouldn't it be that much more fun/easier to play Mask and Vilt then?

Aight I guess. o 3o;


I got to get em in that NC Catfish Combo.

 

[onlymaskde]

PP is the best smash coach.

Luckily I'm the best women coach.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol mating calls.

I don't know the entire be a man song yet, so I haven't earned my right to roar yet. What should I do until then Karn manbro?


Yeah BEHR!

Omsde, I try to give back to the smash community cuz you guys are too cool and deserve my very best help.

Lol, what about that one chic (not the situation one) you were talkin bout? You know, the one with your number, but you don't have her's lol.

 

[stingers]

Step 1. Wait until December 25 or February 14 or Period Week
Step 2. Cut a hole in a box
Step 3. Put your junk in that box
Step 4. Make her open the box

If you don't get laid, you have a small c-stick bro

 

[lord karn]

Lol mating calls.

I don't know the entire be a man song yet, so I haven't earned my right to roar yet. What should I do until then Karn manbro?

That's actually from a Lion King song.

Stingers' advice also works.

 

[stingers]

You know, the one with your number, but you don't have her's lol.

That's how it's supposed to work

Make them want you

If they text you talk to them that day then ignore them for 5 days

By that 5th day they'll want you so bad you're guaranteed to get some that night. Guaranteed.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Good song bro.

Really? I used to wh0re Lion King when I was little. That, and Bambi and Homeward Bound.

 

[onlymaskde]

PP: What do you mean "what about her?" lol

Stingers is actually somewhat right.

To answer your question, there's not much about her, I guess. She has my number, I just don't make much of it. The *****es come crawling to that ****.

However, I might crawl to her wings.

 

[Dr Peepee]

That's just it Stingers. My biggest problem is that she knows who I am and is familiar with me, but I can't get her to want to talk to me. Either it's massive ADD or I'm royally screwing up somwhere.

Nevermind Omsde lol.
Wings are too hot.

 

[stingers]

Somewhat right indeed

I'm well versed in the mysteries of love, mon ami.

Aussi, si tu parle en francais avec les filles, elles adorent tu beaucoup beaucoup

Espagnol es tres stupide, cependant.

Edit: If she knows you and you're friend zoned, move on.

You're screwed, bro.

 

[onlymaskde]

True dat.

Challenge this girl to a friendly and show her your moves.

 

[stingers]

Just don't trip.

(No tripping codes don't always work btw)

 

[onlymaskde]

Holy ****.

PP, is this it?

 

[Dr Peepee]

Nah, we aren't quite close enough to be friends (depeding on defintion I guess....) yet.

Lol Mask, show her my rest right? It'll blow her away.



.................!?!?!?!?!?! It's that guy!!! What da heck???

 

[stingers]

It's B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol, I can't even talk about that guy (not Obama). Please, Mask I guess, tell him about that creepy dude behind us at Wendy's.

 

[onlymaskde]

Hahahahaha oh man

I will undoubtedly never forget those dudes, PP. Nobody will ever understand the fear and amusement I felt when I turned around and saw them.

Story to come

 

[stingers]

Creepy dude behind you at wendys?

I must find out more

 

[onlymaskde]

Okay. So on Saturday night (actually early Sunday morning at about 12:45ish AM) after we left Bill and Alex's place, we (Me, PP, Vilt, and Behr) stopped at Wendy's because we're men and us men were hungry. The street this Wendy's was on was almost completely dead, and the Wendy's itself was dead too. We went through the drive-through and were ordering all our food when I thought I saw lights from behind.

I turned around to look and saw a car was there.

Two guys were in a car behind is. The driver was wearing what looked like an Obama mask, and the guy in the front passenger seat was wearing a McCain (?) mask. It scared the **** out of me. Right then I kinda freaked out and told everybody in the car. Vilt puts his head out of the window and screamed "Wassup!?!??" to them. Me and PP were afraid they were gonna kill us.

Then Vilt ordered a Baconator with 12 slices of bacon in it, and told the lady who he paid that there were guys with masks behind us and they were probably gonna scare the **** out of her. So we got our food after that, started heading back to the highway after we went the wrong way and turned around.

We saw those two guys parked in the Wendy's parking lot by themselves, and that was that is the last we know of them.

 

[stingers]

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PP I swear to god if I don't go to the next tournament you go to I'm going to quit smash altogether

If I have to miss amazing **** like this...

Life isn't even worth living

 

[null55]

Hahaha... Vilt is the ****.
No, but really, that's ****ed up.

PP, if you want girls... Alcohol.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol you forgot about the part where they followed us for a little bit Mask.

Vilt rules.

Trying Stingers.

Nahhh, not old enough anyway. Plus, I can't break those habits, and if you mean get them drunk...nooot exactly what I'm goin for lol.

 

[stingers]

You don't want sex?

I can understand wanting a relationship and all but I mean

Sex

 

[Dr Peepee]

Nope. No sex for me.

If I get with a girl, it's because I love being around her and that I enjoy her personality.

More for you then I guess.

 

[Dark Hart]

Nahhh, not old enough anyway. Plus, I can't break those habits, and if you mean get them drunk...nooot exactly what I'm goin for lol.

God, now I have to get you and Foxy a girl. Might as well add Jim to the list too.

 

[stingers]

That's important to most guys too...

But that's no reason to pass up free sex.

I mean, this chick I'm chasing after right now, I love being around her and I enjoy her personality.

And she puts out. Easily.

And she's hot.

It's a win/win here.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol DH, I'm workin on a girl right here bro.

Should be easier in college (according to Malk da hoe wrangler).

Ok then Stingers, it's a moral thing for me. Religion mainly. I'm not going to have sex till I'm married, and I'm not changing my mind.

Lucky you then man. You'll have to let everyone know how that goes now that we know the situation.

 

[lord karn]

Okay. So on Saturday night (actually early Sunday morning at about 12:45ish AM) after we left Bill and Alex's place, we (Me, PP, Vilt, and Behr) stopped at Wendy's because we're men and us men were hungry. The street this Wendy's was on was almost completely dead, and the Wendy's itself was dead too. We went through the drive-through and were ordering all our food when I thought I saw lights from behind.

I turned around to look and saw a car was there.

Two guys were in a car behind is. The driver was wearing what looked like an Obama mask, and the guy in the front passenger seat was wearing a McCain (?) mask. It scared the **** out of me. Right then I kinda freaked out and told everybody in the car. Vilt puts his head out of the window and screamed "Wassup!?!??" to them. Me and PP were afraid they were gonna kill us.

Then Vilt ordered a Baconator with 12 slices of bacon in it, and told the lady who he paid that there were guys with masks behind us and they were probably gonna scare the **** out of her. So we got our food after that, started heading back to the highway after we went the wrong way and turned around.

We saw those two guys parked in the Wendy's parking lot by themselves, and that was that is the last we know of them.

I think I've seen those bros around campus.

 

[stingers]

Ooh, religion.

Nvm then. Sorry

GL with your girl though

Edit: omg **** just got epic thanks to karn

 

[Dr Peepee]

@ Karn, Does he ever stop smiling? That was the creepiest look I've ever seen in my life.

I know, I don't like bringing it into this discussion, but I can't just keep saying "it's not what I wanna do" over and over. I find things like religion to be touchy and awkward when brought up in some situations, but it's whatever in the long run I guess.

Thanks man. I still have a few months!

Karn is too good.

 

[onlymaskde]

Karn, that's weird. Other than what I said all I know is that the driver had short, buzzed brown hair, and they were driving a silver SUVish car. Those bros scared the **** out of me.

PP, you do know those were the masks that were smiling, right? Haha

 

[Dr Peepee]

Really? It looked like his face....oh wellz. Still creepy to wear a mask at that time of night.

 

[onlymaskde]

For real, it did. When I first looked, I thought the masks were actually their faces. :|

 

[stingers]

How would he get that picture of the dude's face if it weren't a mask?

 

[lord karn]

@ Karn, Does he ever stop smiling? That was the creepiest look I've ever seen in my life.

I know, I don't like bringing it into this discussion, but I can't just keep saying "it's not what I wanna do" over and over. I find things like religion to be touchy and awkward when brought up in some situations, but it's whatever in the long run I guess.

Thanks man. I still have a few months!

Karn is too good.

Nah they just smile and shake your hand.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Not my hand they don't. They might not let go lol.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Edit: If she knows you and you're friend zoned, move on.

You're screwed, bro.

My girlfriend and I were best friends for like, the longest time before we started dating. >____>

Although, I guess this is pretty much the exception, not the rule.



Eye mees yuuu gaiz. </3