The Neverending Story 3

[Major_Ace]

but more dancing banana's appeared and link and zelda were too full to eat them.....

 

[Ticadrius]

So, to eat the bananas, they brought in their ally.....

 

[Ness Earthbound Genius]

Tingle, he flew down on a balloon. The little guy quickly went crazy and ate all the bananas. Ness walked by and then...

TBC: No sigs!

 

[Blaster]

And PK Thundered Tingle's baloon...

 

[Zootematix]

Tingle fell and fell, right into the turtle's head. The turtle was so angry....

 

[izdabombz]

he ate tingle. But when the turtle ate tingle.............

 

[Smashman]

he submerged into Great Bay. The turtle found out that he was actually inside the videogame, Melee. A battle was taking course on the Termina: Great Bay. It had Bowser, Captain Falcon, Roy, and Fox. The battle occured like...

 

[SuperSpy]

on Final Destination. Of course, Roy won. So then they went to the bar and got drunk. Roy got the most, because he won. So the next day, Roy figured out he was married to Zelda. Bowser was married to Peach, Falcon married Luigi, and Fox...

 

[izdabombz]

Nutered by by dr.mario because Falco thought it would be funny .
When fox found out that that he was nutered.......

 

[Blaster]

He turned into a regular fox instead of being a human-spacefox, Blaster stole his gun, and...

 

[smashpsycho]

shot fox. blaster ate the fox carcass ...

 

[Smashman]

and another battle took course on Corneria, on the Great Fox. Fox and Falco were disputing. Fox was kicked and almost flew off of the Great Fox, but grabbed Falco, and threw him off and said "Yippee ky ay, Mother f\/cker", action movie style. Fox then...

 

[SuperSpy]

jumped off the edge and comitted suicide. Falco got back up and did his little princess twirl. Then Falco said; "What a week." Then he went on an arwing and...

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

...was never heard from again because he chickened out of SFA and Rare was too stupid not to put him in and Nintendo was too stupid not to tell Rare to put him in and.....and...................yeah...

So Falco just went home to eat a nice baked potato, mashed potatos, potato chips, french fries, and V8's new product: Potato V8 Splash. yum yum

 

[Phillip Chanter]

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So falco flew off into space again where he meet the 6 foot tall squiral, they frolicked together in the park where they meet....

 

[SuperSpy]

Parrots and squirrels make the best couples, Falco said. So then they kept skipping, and skipping...

 

[smashpsycho]

until the 6-foot squirrel saw a 6-foot parrot. the squirrel left falco for the parrot and then falco...

 

[psychicpuff]

Attempted to nail the parrot in the head with a laser shot. He missed, and instead hit...

 

[SuperSpy]

hit the tree. Then the parrot and squirrel were crushed. Then Falco said, "Well, they had a good run." Then...

 

[Ness Earthbound Genius]

Slippy arrived and started talking jeberish. Falco heard enough and began to blast Slippy. The toad hopped over the fence and into...

 

[Him]

...a giant vat of acid (yay) that was put there by...

 

[Smashman]

the results of a battle between Mario and Bowser on Saffron City. Saffron City wasn't in Smash Bros. Melee, so the creators decided to have the battle take place on Pokemon Stadium. Bowser breathed fire, and torched the entire stadium to flames. Mario then...

 

[izdabombz]

peed on the fire in hopes of putting it out, But what mario didnt see was that there was an electrical wire right where he peed, THe end result was..................

 

[Meowth]

The question which will never be answered, the question being...

 

[deltaorange_samus]

..where did I put my left shoe?...

 

[izdabombz]

Then i relized that my left shoe is up..............

 

[psychicpuff]

The Eiffel tower. Climbing ladder after ladder, he was exhausted, and then when the reached the top, a plane came by and...

 

[beanbean]

ran right into the tower and bent it so that it beacme the leaning tower of Eiffel. Meanwhile, the left shoe...

 

[psychicpuff]

Got stuck on the plane. Mario was deperate, and whipped FLUDD out and attempted to fly. However, he was not experienced with it yet, and he fell a long, long way and...

 

[SuperSpy]

The FLUDD machine scolded Mario. and cussed him out. Then Mario notices the "Gadd Company" logo, with professor E. Gadds head on it. Mario noticed that was the same one who made the Poltergeist 3000 from Luigi's Mansion. So...

 

[Fourside]

He called professor Gadd,but he couldn't come because...

 

[izdabombz]

he was in germany eating weiners, after that professor gad took a...............

 

[Resting_Fox]

smoke of good weed and hallucinated that...

 

[Mario27]

Martha Stewart was covered in crap and shortcake. So he said...

 

[Resting_Fox]

I'f we are just tiny dots in the universe, then why does poop smell so bad?

 

[SuperSpy]

That's what he was thinking. So he went on a journey to find out. and he deactivated the FLUDD machine while he was at it.

 

[izdabombz]

So after his journey he decided to go home to take a dump, He was tired so he ask yoshi to..

 

[smashpsycho]

help him take a dump yoshi said yes in an instant and...

 

[izdabombz]

Used his tounge to wipe mario clean, so continuting on his way home, Mario saw kirby with his mouth wide open and sucking on a big long..................

 

[smashpsycho]

popsicle. yoshi ,mario and kirby frolicked together for hours on end until...