The Neverending Story 3

[shishkabob]

decapitated metaknightzero, who strangled Him, and then shishkabob...

 

[SuperLink956]

EDIT: izdabomb posted a sec after me so it doesn't belong to the story, sry, i will post afta him

 

[izdabombz]

They all to use the bath room. so they went to gideon's house to use the toilent only seeing that Izdabombz was............

 

[shishkabob]

was standing in a friggin long line to use gid's toilet, so shishkabob went to the front of the line and asked wuzzup? It was treget "you hafta line up by id #" "Oh carp!" so shishkabob went on a quest for the...

 

[SuperLink956]

made everyone poop which spread the spread the disgusting odors of the insides of the small and large intestine so everyone expired as in milk date chunkish, then everyone except Him was accepted into Heaven, there the beautiful details of paradise caught everyone so suddenely into a trance that everyone blacked out for 12 years so that everyone was completely old enough to complete the awaiting adventures ahead, but after 12 years, suddenly...

 

[shishkabob]

what? what is that? ^

 

[Him]

...LIVER OF HIM *echo echo*.

 

[SuperLink956]

...darn everyone died again and they went to cakenco...

 

[izdabombz]

So after izdabombz was done in the toilent, Gideon woke up only to see a ton of dead people waiting on line to use the bathroom.
Gideon got mad and used his super mod powers to............

 

[SuperLink956]

poop! then we all flew into the sky by passing gas, we had funnnnnnnnnn then we saw an inanimate object in the sky, it was...

 

[shishkabob]

its a bird! its a plane! ITS SUPER LINK!!!! who used his super 956 powers to ease everyones gas and everyone fell to the ground and died, but shishkabob lived and...

 

[izdabombz]

and had cancer 2 minutes later, another 2 mintues later he died. Then Mr clean came to clean up.......

 

[Him]

...then his chest burst and out came a nymp with Him's head on a stick.

 

[Zootematix]

They then realized that the supposed nymp wasn't a nymp, but it was actually......

 

[izdabombz]

A donut, the reason it was there and bursted out is cause.....

 

[SuperLink956]

I came back to life...

 

[shishkabob]

And Krispy cremes came and made more donuts, superlink ate every thing and he burst to, and krispy cremes took over the WORLD! "Ahahahahaa!...

 

[SuperSpy]

We all sarted doing the happy dance. Then we all ate the krispey cremes and were still happy. Then Ned Flanders was eating holy candy. After that...

 

[izdabombz]

Homer took a shovel and wacked ned in the head, Then God came from the sky to........

 

[Him]

...smite the "axis of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevill".

 

[psychicpuff]

Afterwards, a stupid imp flew out of the toilet bowl, saying that the boards were lame. Everybody got really pissed off, and...

 

[SuperSpy]

tortured it. Gave it swirly's, punched it, kicked it, wipped it, and many other things. Then everyone opened up a can of Squirt...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

to help ease their anger after the imps beating that he recieved when suddenly...

 

[izdabombz]

The King of all IMPS ...................

 

[DukieMan1223]

...took a humongus dump right on Shigeru Miyamoto. Shiggy got so mad he...

 

[shishkabob]

made a game called the death of the king of IMPS...

 

[sum41]

which sold millions and was the best game ever until...

 

[dejavu3k]

death of the Queen of IMPS came out...and it made...

 

[psychicpuff]

BILLIONS of dollars. Shiggy was so happy, he conquered the rest of the companies, like Sony and Microsoft. Suddenly, he got a flash of inspiration and...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

And decided to blow up all the company HQ's but before he did...

 

[izdabombz]

He decided to hold bill gates for ransom for more money, Bill gates then beged by saying.......

 

[shishkabob]

please! have mercy on a super duper nerd like me, please...

 

[psychicpuff]

So he then decided to ransom him for all of Bill Clinton's money. He became a pauper in the streets, while Shiggy...

 

[SuperSpy]

danced in the streets saying "I'm a millionaire!" Then he fell magically in the sewer. then...

 

[DukieMan1223]

a magical magician magically made a mad monster who monstrously(screw the "Ms") ate rye bread. Suddenly the monster's...

TBC: No sigs!

 

[shishkabob]

behind exploded and Shiggy fly out of the sky... Bill gates said: "What.... The... He ll?" and fainted. later...

 

[izdabombz]

navi found bill gates and gave him magic to get back his company so he can rule the........

 

[Ness Earthbound Genius]

world again with his money. Bill Gates was then shot by a missile from Samus. Bill Gates flew so far that he landed...

 

[Him]

...in front of X,who then ***** him killed him,and put him in Ben Affleck's shower

 

[Mario27]

Ben Affleck then said "WOW! I wonder what its like to have sex with a dead person?"