The Neverending Story 3

[izdabombz]

Then j lo came in the shower and said: "hey honey, are you experimenting again?" ben looked at her and.....

 

[Ness Earthbound Genius]

Ben replied yes. Jennifer Lopez fainted. Then Ben Affleck jump on her. 2 hours later he was tired so he statred dancing but then...

 

[psychicpuff]

Policemen came and arrested him for murder and ****. "Ahh!" He thought. "Hey, do they have sex in the prison?"

 

[izdabombz]

The cops say yes and ben got happy. When he got there, he saw bruce willis. they got together talking about armagendon uopn the...

 

[SuperSpy]

sears tower. Then they both jumped and had jet packs. They flew to the John Hancock building. Then...

 

[izdabombz]

Matt damon jumped in to save hancock. Ben and matt fought, but matt won cause of his bourne identidy skillz(if you saw the movie). But bruce showed off his die hard skillz by.....

 

[shishkabob]

The plague killed every one for not spelling correctly except shish who does. Ben and bruce died crashing into the tower thing...

 

[SuperSpy]

Then they jumped into lake Michigan. They swam over to the Shedd Aquarium. They learned about all kinds of stuff and said "How so very interesting. Let's go back another day." After that...

 

[izdabombz]

Armadgedon was cast apon the world cause someone killed bruce willis who was suppose to blow up the astoroid....... Since bruce willis die,brad pit used his stunning good looks to.....

 

[shishkabob]

kill all the girls in the world and shishkabob runs over and sticks him in the back with a pair of nail scissors...

 

[izdabombz]

shishkabob was about to give the final blow but brad pitt turned around to use his tunning good looks to stop him. Before shishkabob was distracted from brad, izdabombz used his extremely not good looking looks to.....

 

[Meowth]

make him go to...

 

[psychicpuff]

the toilet bowl and vomit. He vomited and vomited until he was totally dehydrated of water, and died with his face in the toilet bowl...

 

[izdabombz]

All because izdabombz forgot to.....

 

[SuperSpy]

get an ice cream cone. Then the mysterious talking dog ran to a tree and peed all over it. Then mosquito's with the west nile virus came and...

 

[izdabombz]

killed izdabombz, but before the virus killed him, he went to every smashboard members house to spread the virus and...

 

[SuperSpy]

everyone died. except for Gid, the mods and super mods, and SS, because he has "Super" in his name.

 

[tregets_bro]

But soon after a disease struck which killed SS and only Gid the mods and super mods were left and they started a new form of like called...

 

[SuperSpy]

WNF, which stould for West Nile Forums. Everyone's ghost who died of the disease could go there and hang out. Then...

 

[izdabombz]

Those who were not dead who went to the forums died 2 days later (from the movie fear.com) cause after visiting that site. The cause was.......

 

[SuperSpy]

An arm reach out and choked them. Then a strange lady on there laughs, then runs away quickly. Finally...

 

[psychicpuff]

An extra cautious person came with Poltergust 3000, and sucked the hand and the lady inside. He cleaned up the place, and then...

 

[SuperSpy]

found a secret turbo mode button on it. He pressed it and sucked himself up. Then was never seen again. After that...

 

[Ticadrius]

annoying jammez showed up with his weapon....

 

[izdabombz]

The Rocket Baby!! What made james' weapon so dangerous is that it can.....

 

[McFox]

Transform into a singing dancing Ricky Martin robot. He activated the Rocket Baby, and it turns into Ricky Martin who started singing. Everyone...

 

[SuperSpy]

shot it. It stopped for 5 seconds, reformed the wholes that were blasted, and started singing and dancing again. It was like the liquid metal guy on Terminator 2. Then...

 

[izdabombz]

Everyone was doing the livin da ve de lolca and .......

 

[SuperSpy]

everyone got mad. Then they figured out he was gay. He'd been faking his straitness the whole time...

 

[psychicpuff]

And then they stuffed him into a strait jacket. Furious with him, he threw him in the toilet bowl. He travelled in the sewers, where he...

 

[Meowth]

Mario and Luigi, who were trying to...

 

[SuperSpy]

unplug some crap. The worst kind, diahria. Then...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

They saw a large grotesque....

 

[silky_slim]

walking piece of sweetcorn, who had bad teeth and a cowboy hat on, which said.....

 

[Masher Mario]

...eat me! Eat me! So Mario and Luigi next did...

 

[silky_slim]

a lapdance to confuse the corn, and then ran away to...

 

[Resting_Fox]

molest an Aardvark. Onre may find it interesting that....

 

[silky_slim]

Peach had been captured by Ganondorf, because he had got confused over which princess to capture after being in melee, but then....

 

[Resting_Fox]

Bob's Dad, the hairry hippie walked in and fought all of the lesbianoids form planet vageenatron. The rest of the people...

 

[silky_slim]

played alcohol games and wet their beds, this really pissed off mr....