The Neverending Story 3

[pezaddict]

stop at the international house of pop-tarts (ihop) to get brunch. So while the group was there..........

 

[FireKP1]

Pezaddict showed up and rejoined the clan with FireKP1, Zman and Kirara724. While we we're talking the pop-tarts....

 

[pezaddict]

the water peachs arrive. But if you remember from earlier in the story, I have been training, so now I am super stong. I kill the peachs, then proceed to destroy every Dollys resturant (the pizza place) in the world, which takes about 2 seconds. So now I leave the group (again), and the group decides to.................

 

[FireKP1]

Steal a Longhorn, so we drive it. But for some weird reason the Longhorn is spurting out red smoke which is the cause of......

 

[Falkick]

you leaving me in the bank, me coming back with healed injuries, and karate chopping you car. I ran to the gun shop, picked up some powerful guns, and we continued our war on the Phreaks!!! We find the queen Phreak's ship, and it's shaped like a...

 

[FireKP1]

Giant blue Jigglypuff. We stop in front of the giant Jigglypuff ship and out of it comes 20 green Jigglypuffs. We begin our war against the Jigglypuffs by......

 

[ZMan]

Reverse Blazering all of the Jigglypuffs. Then, someone said...

 

[kirara724]

"we need to get out of this forest. Now!" then everyone else looked at eachother then back at Torch, then they heard something and looked up, it was a bomb. It was atleast 50' in diameter (just alittle something i picked up from math in school). 'run i'll hold it as long as long as i can,' everyone flew off, ran off and etc. Then i relized that the missle was asorbing my electricity as i was holding it, then.......

 

[FireKP1]

It blew off seriously injuring Kirara724 and sending him to a top of a mountain. Torchman, FIreKP1, ZMan and Falkick found some pink Jigglypuffs that we're good. So to begin our search of Kirara724 we.......

 

[G$$$]

brought back G$$$ who could sniff out Kirara724's wallet with his amazing money sence and then in no time we found him but just then the Jigglypuff showed there true gaol which was to....

 

[storms]

have a blood orgy on a middle of a deserted island when suddenly....

 

[G$$$]

they saw a group of yoshi and decided to go butt **** them which left us with only one thing to do and that was....

 

[storms]

to make fun of Courtney Cox's drug addicition and at the same time......

 

[G$$$]

watch what was going on from the shadows as G$$$ and the rest of them tried to revive there fallen friend.....

 

[storms]

Bailey69 from a terrible car crash in which I replied.....

 

[G$$$]

I caused it because I have the power and know one can stop me expect......

 

[storms]

Storms because he is my master and ever knowing....

 

[G$$$]

dumdum because G$$$ has decided to show his true power and knowone around him cant stop him , there only chane is to find the.....

 

[storms]

fat kid called Bailey69 who is the ever knowing jacka$$ and .......

 

[NJzFinest]

*ignore* omg, g$$$ and storm post fast

 

[G$$$]

get him to eat his weight in gold so he can poop out the legendary gold poop sword that has the power to.....

 

[storms]

all while I eat a sandwhich on top of a.....

 

[G$$$]

mountain filled with old ladies in thongs who love to......

 

[storms]

talk dirty, but then I realized it was all a dream and when I woke up.....

 

[G$$$]

I was back in my crib with the desire to kill Conen O' Brian because he sucks and.....

 

[storms]

I smacked myself across my face because I new that Connen O Brien is the greatest thing on TV right now and......

 

[G$$$]

I was really meaning to kill Ryan Seacrest and all the Idol Judges so that we would never have another Kelly Clarkten and I would do it by.....

 

[storms]

saying that every singer sucks except me which would cause ..........

 

[G$$$]

snpiers to kill everother singer and finally we could all learn to.....

 

[storms]

kill strippers because everyone knows it will solve......

 

[G$$$]

The chaeting problem with males and now all men would be horny and......

 

[storms]

screwing everthing they see and once all of the men in the world have released there seed........

 

[G$$$]

the plot that Walt Disney had was finally finished and he would rise again with the hope that.....

 

[storms]

Six flags will not take them over again, but little did they know that........

 

[G$$$]

Play Land was on the rise and it was ready to fight with everything it has so the other parks had no choice but to........

 

[storms]

blow up everything with a nuclear bomb, but the bomb didn't destroy

 

[G$$$]

Walt Disney because he had the power to change into a .......

 

[storms]

thin version of Bailey69 and now bomb will go near that kid because.....

 

[G$$$]

he has the smel of a dead skunk times 120 and also.......

 

[storms]

is the fattest thing this world has ever seen, but as soon as Bailey69 escaped the atomic bomb he.....