The Neverending Story 3

[inferno]

shoved his computer in his mouth, and then swallowed it. then he felt...

 

[Cronos_Rainbow]

....as though he'd lost a close friend...it seemed that....

 

[Link_in_park]

He was now becoming a high tech super computer cyborgh cop. he was going to use his new brain powers to...

 

[Mic_128]

find a way to eat more donuts than....

 

[Cronos_Rainbow]

....Homer Simpson in his trip to He|l. Suddenly, he looked around and saw....

 

[inferno]

A flying monkey! It swooped down and.....

 

[Masher Mario]

Ate him! The monkey flew up and exploded, killing everyone and causing...

 

[Meowth]

the space time continum to disrupt. "Hey Doc," said Marty McFly, "what are we going to do?" Doc replied...

 

[choknater]

... Of course this "Doc" was Dr. Mario! And if you read NESSBOUNDER's fanfic, Dr. Mario would say "He's sick! He's sick in the..."

 

[Yoshi_dude2002]

Pen!s!Then Yoshi dude ran in and helped the guy who was sick in the Pen!s when...

 

[Meowth]

the Fourth Reich began and Yoshi Dude was sentenced to death for being inappropriate and possibly a(n)...

 

[donut man]

unfortunate death for his horrible and un-just acts in the following places...

 

[Cronos_Rainbow]

....Forum games, stage of sale of the century, the abyssmal plain, north Detroit, the Congo Jungle and Iraq. So it was decided everyone who servived the recent catastrophe would...

 

[Yoshi_dude2002]

Yoshi dude ran away and nobody could find him

 

[Mic_128]

But if everybody ran away like yoshie dude, the boards would be empty. So empty that the mods would....

 

[shadowhuntr000]

cry. their tears would drown the world, so the elite few had to rejoin SWF to stop the mods. the mods were so overjoyed the threw a...

 

[Yoshi_dude2002]

party and evreyone came back to smashboards including yoshi dude when...

 

[2quick4U's goast]

The Revived 2quick4U comes to take revenge one the one who banned him, but then..

 

[Masher Mario]

He got banned again. Then I found an old World War II fighter airplane, and...

 

[Mic_128]

sold it for $100000. Then bought it back for.....

 

[Meowth]

15 minuets of fame. However, he only got 12 because...

 

[Yoshi_dude2002]

he died when he had 3 minutes left.nobody knew who killed him except...

 

[Masher Mario]

...Time. But then there was a location switch and time warp both happening at once, so I survived and the one who got killed was...

 

[Link_in_park]

Baby Bop. The world then celebrated. "Ding dong the bop is dead! which old bop? The wicked bop!" was the song they sang in joy! But suddenly...

 

[Masher Mario]

An explosion revived Baby Bob! Even worse, it turned into a(n...)

 

[Ticadrius]

smaller clone of James. James was not in a good mood at the moment, mainly because...

 

[Mic_128]

he wanted that plane! He killed Baby bop and half of the turkish pride marching band to reach the plane. Then....

 

[Cronos_Rainbow]

...Mini mr Bigglesworth parachuted in carrying a chewed up Stewart Little in his mouth. Everyone cried until....

 

[Smashman]

they were mysteriously transported to The Shire in Lord of the Rings. Both Mr. Bigglesworth and Stuart Little meet Frodo, and Frodo...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

no sigs..


...started to do the Cotton Eye Joe. Everyone was so pissed at Frodo for lame dancing, they all pulled out shotguns and...

 

[choknater]

Rocket Launchers. Then Mickey Mouse came and started whistling. Homer Simpson came and started drinking. Nothing could defend against them until...

 

[philosopher]

....An ageing old Litature teacher who says "As such" drove them mad...

 

[Maro23]

...and made their head explode all over the walls. All hope was lost when a surgeon appeared out of the blue and said...

 

[king tut]

sucks to be you! BUt he revived the victum with a 1up

 

[choknater]

But it turned out to be a poison mushroom. The doctor instantly died for apparently no reason, then Dr. Mario replaced him and said...

 

[Maro23]

"Take this Megavitamin, they give you muscles 5 times bigger than Poppi"

 

[choknater]

Suddenly Dr. Mario jumped up and used his super sheet to make the leaning tower of pisa fall down. It fell on...

 

[Maro23]

...Sadam who was making an alliance with Italy.

 

[choknater]

But then Italy discovered the time travel machine. They travelled back to ten posts ago. They pulled out shotguns and...

 

[Eor]

turned into little rede lemurs. they flew around, untill they were killed by geneticly enhanced hampsters with wings. the hampster, while feasting upon the red lemurs flesh,....