The Neverending Story 3

[sum41]

only winked. His other eye was quickly drying out so he then poured a whole 2 Liters of...

 

[donut man]

tears, because he was so sad that his..

 

[Rock Man X]

....lover Mr. Dish left him. Spoon cried a river that drown the whole world (Yes, I know it's a song. Don't tell me.) which caused the....

 

[choknater]

oceans to rise about ... a billion feet about the original ocean level. Then the survivors...

 

[ECVlion]

swam out to disneyworld, and the giant...

 

[Meowth]

Rock-Bear-Head came up and...

 

[ECVlion]

tortured the survivors. Fortunately the survivors escaped on rides but the rides...

 

[Fourside]

Turned into stuffed mickey mouse toys! Then they all swam to Australia, where they met the croc hunter, who said:

 

[Meowth]

"Oy! Blimey, mate!" and was...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

immediatly shot by the FBI. The mickey mouse toys sued the FBI for unwanted...

 

[donut man]

appearances of the magical yet fruity...

 

[Masher Mario]

Spinach. Unfourantely for the Kids Next Door, it is a mutant sent out by the adults, who wants...

 

[donut man]

all the strawberry and grape jam in the world which they could diablolically...

 

[sum41]

feed to mosquitos around the globe, infusing them with the power of Jam. This could be the end of humanity because...

 

[The Almighty]

grape and stawberry jam are needed to...

 

[sum41]

fuel the world's children. If not properly fueled, they begin to malfunction and rust and...

 

[The Almighty]

scream. This scream can...

 

[sum41]

drive parents crazy. When crazy they often bribe the children with ice-cream, video games, and even some...

 

[The Almighty]

cat food. When they get these they...

 

[sum41]

think that they are delicious delicasies eaten by grown-ups. This makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside partly because the catfood has mutated their....

 

[The Almighty]

stomach. Their parents would take them to the docter so they would not get the strange diease called...

 

[Mic_128]

Irwins disease which would make them do stupid and dangerous stunts with animals and coninously say "Crickey!"

 

[donut man]

such as the crocodile hunter which plays with ferocious creatures...

 

[Link_in_park]

snouts, so he tried to sit on a crocs head, but the croc...

 

[Masher Mario]

Bit his head off. His daughter tried to save him, but had her head bitten off, too. The croc ate some nuclear radiation stuff and turned into a giant...

 

[Meowth]

rapping crocodile. The cast of...

 

[inferno]

Rapping Reptiles, and they shows ratings.....

 

[Zootematix]

sucked major ***. Who in their right mind would want to watch rapping reptiles? You must be truly....

 

[shadowhuntr000]

insane to do that. Here, let's watch MTV and see ladies that...

 

[SuperLink956]

...try to intimidate and ugly boy to marry them after all of this present tense stuff flew away, the past tense came back and called...

 

[Zootematix]

this story really, really stupid as it makes very little sense now.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

But then the other mods read ToadBanjoConker the riot act for putting a damper on the fun. TBC wanted revenge, so he threw a...

 

[Masher Mario]

...Poney party! Everyone had to dress up as pink ponies! Especially Gideon! Of course, this idea totally stunk, so the mods...

 

[Meowth]

banned him for a st00p1d n00b (pardon my l33t). But then, Dr. Robotnik/Eggman came and said...

 

[donut man]

you stupid n00b meowth, you don't know your l33t, and then he walked off to the next...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

epsiod of sienfiled! they were about to watch a hardcore series of...

 

[inferno]

bad stuff, not appropriate for the boards but suddenly a....

 

[donut man]

bad episode of the show [insert name of porno] appeared on little johhny's computer screen in which time..

 

[Mic_128]

Chief Wiggum burst on the scene! He said "You're under..um....I'll need to take this .....evidence!" and ran out of the

 

[Meowth]

house carrying the computer with him. But then he got hungry. So he...