The Neverending Story 3

[nox_15]

... a Hunter Metroid appeared and killed her, but then the Chozos...

 

[Rock Man X]

....were spectrals so they were immune to the metroids life-sucking habits. The chozos had a clone of Samus, so they sent her to kill the metroids....again. Samus.....

 

[King Genius XIII]

...was hit by a new breed of supermetroid which made her armor melt so she was all naked, and Rock man X was very happy and started to get a nosebleed.

 

[nox_15]

just like master roshi!

....then Bulma punched rockman's head....

 

[King Genius XIII]

Ich bin eine robot!

Then Rochi touched Bulma's *** and he and Rock Man X started getting nosebleeds together, and they also met nari (a character from the best Anime ever: Koni-Chan) and Happosai (from the greatest manga of all time, Ranma 1/2). Together they went to find the village of beautiful nude amazon women.

 

[Rock Man X]

We walked and walked and walked, but to no avail. Just then we saw Wonder Woman, giving us hope that the Forrest of Beautiful Nude Amazon Women was close! But....

 

[nox_15]

...they forgot men were not welcomed and wonder woman captured them for feeding the sharks...




(I really prefer more Ranma's anime than the manga)

 

[Rock Man X]

The sharks had laser beams attached to their heads, but were not hungry. The sharks shot us but missed horribly since they're stupid. Rochi and I....

 

[logan]

...escaped the sharks and went to explore the island...

 

[Fourside]

Went to search for the golden monkey. Intead, we found a shark that spoke with us in german. He was wearing a tie and sunglasses.

 

[firaga01]

The shark said that the Golden Monkey was hidden in an asteroid in outer space.

Thus, the group developed a tractor beam to try to bring the asteroid into Earth's orbit. however, the beam malfunctioned and brought the asteroid too close to Earth's gravitational pull. They first tried to avert the catastrophe by......................

 

[Rock Man X]

....shooting giant blocks of cheese at the asteroid. But that obviously didn't work, so.......

 

[firaga01]

they tried something a little more drastic. They trained a squadron of flying squirrels to try to commit kamikaze carrying hundreds of tons of explosives so that the asteroid can be blown to chunks. However, the squirrels were always blowing each otehr up when they tried biting one another. Time was running short, and so the team decided to use their last option, the .......................

 

[Rock Man X]

....Double-Fisted Monkey Attack! Fourside was launched and he did his Double-Fisted Monkey Attack and destroyed the asteroid. It killed Fourside as well. It rained many small asteroids that didn't even matter as well as tiny pieces of Fourside. The Golden Monkey....

 

[firaga01]

was sent hurtling towards Earth and eventually crashed on top of Mount Everest. The team tried to get up to the summit, but they gave up after a few meters up.

So, being the lazy bums that they are, they decide to hire a................

 

[Rock Man X]

...Ice Climber! They hired Nana and Popo to scale and retrieve the Golden Monkey. They finally reached the Monkey when....

 

[nox_15]

... Ridley came flying and stole it!!!! So they had to hire Samus to get it and...

 

[logan]

...she couldnt shoot it so they had to hire the star fox team to chase ridley in there ships then...

 

[Fourside]

Ridley burned them all with his fire breath. And then, to defeat him came...

 

[logan]

...A man eating hamster from the place of no return to try and eat ridley but since ridley wasnt a man the hamster...

 

[Fourside]

Called his friend,Hamtaro! He used his magic stick to kill Ridley and get the Golden Monkey.
The monkey could make any wish come true. So they decided to ressurect Fourside. And after they did that, they went to eat pizza. But,they soon discovered that an evil villain was destroying the city. It was...

 

[Shadow King]

Yoshi-Lord, resurrected by an evil blob. Then Yoshi-Lord....

 

[Fourside]

Went to seek revenge on Fourside and his friends. He summoned a giant yoshi. It could breath fire, make earthquakes and fly.

 

[firaga01]

thus, to counter such a gargantuan problem, they decided to grab a huge egg, stuff Yoshi into it, and send him into a pit of radioactive waste, where he later died a slow death of cancerous burning.

Now it was time for the blob. Since no physical force could damage the blob, they decided to use the golden Monkey to wish for....................

 

[Fourside]

A giant laser cannon. It fired and the blob was splattered all over the world. The pieces of it all formed into a...

 

[nox_15]

... an army of tiny blobs who took George Bush as a hostage but...

 

[UnKnown X]

... the blobs were no problem for the golden monkey, but another problem was that the monkey wanted a golden banana before he could save Bush, so I...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

i think ill buy a tank with this money so i can run down that g-d cop who stopped me the other day

 

[Link_in_park]

As he got the Tank I went in with a suit much like samus's to go save bush... (Please none of that metroid that can melt the armor, You don't wanna see me naked do you!?!?!?!?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

And I joined in my ninja suit to help Link_In_Park. So we went to Bush, and on the way we met...

 

[Ticadrius]

Ticadrius who changed the story back to 3rd person POV and glared evilly at the sig in his midst. Just then, in came Steve Urkel who said "...

 

[Kit Fox]

said " Wanna trash Adam Sandler's place with my friends" and then they...................

 

[Link_in_park]

Kill him for being such a Dumb*** in a time of action and for dising adam sandler!

 

[firaga01]

Urkel survived and, after corrupting his friends with his evil Mind-altering gizmo, attempted to destory Sandler's place in his nerdy and queer ways. But, as they got to Sandler's place, they were ambushed by STEVE, the donkey from the Waterboy! indeed, steve wasnt such an idiotic off screen as he was on. He attempted to ram the nerds. With the dexterity earned from running away from bullies, they tried to get away, but one got left behind, little Chester. Chester was run voer by Steve as he went into a wild fit.

Oh, god, why did Chester have to die? CHESTER!

As the nerd squad rebanded, they decided to execute a decisive strike against the donkey. This went in the form of....................

 

[shadowhuntr000]

...a riot, which had the SWATS come in with tear gas launchers. But one person escaped, and he told everyone to...

 

[Falco Lombardi0]

.........hold hands and sing the song about life! It's Raining Men. Everybody started dancing to it's raining men, when the last surviving nerd realized that he was going nut's so he decided to........

 

[nox_15]

... fight with teh power rangers, but because of their cheap speacial effects, everyone died in an electroshock wave...

 

[firaga01]

which produced a shockwave that killd Adam Sandler! Nice job, you nerds, now you ruined it for all of us!
In an effort to revive Sandler and to avoid being given wegies by the whole comedy-loving world, they decide to try a radical alternative to reving Sandler........put his soul in the body of a FLYING SQUIREL! After being reborn, however, Adam ate Urkel and his gang of nerds.........

Thus began the adventures of the Flying Adam Sandler. When Sandler left his nerdy feast, he set his sites on going to..............

 

[King Genius XIII]

"Acting Like a ****** convention", and everyone there were ******* just like him (acting as them, anyway), and he felt so at home! But then, out of the sky, Majin Buu came and killed all the *******.
"I will have revenge!" said Sandler, and he...

 

[logan]

...then got absorbed by Majin Buu,making him even more ******** then he already was, and then set off to kill the golden monkey but...