The Neverending Story 3

[Jango Fett]

and says "Wanna get high ?".

 

[firaga01]

And pulls out several pixie sticks from its ripped open pockets to be distributed to his friends, the ....................

 

[Bob Omb]

Balogna boys. However, their marajuana smoking fun is ended by a giant, rampaging,...

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

...potato.

 

[Mic_128]

But then a fat greek grocerystore owner complained loudly, "What! No western potato?"

 

[MillieQOF]

ANd then the Norweigians ate the potato. End of potato. And suddenly, a flock of...

 

[Meowth]

Seagulls appeared! They played 'I Ran' and...

P.S. Didn't see that coming, did you?

 

[Titanium-FiRe]

got caught...

 

[Shadow King]

by evil blocks of procecced cheese who ran solely on radioactive

 

[Mic_128]

smilies. The demon smily gave the most power until peter piper and....

 

[Bob Omb]

the Jackson 5 eat all of the cheese, but then the evil of the cheese mutates them and transforms Peter Piper and the Jackson 5 into...

 

[King Genius XIII]

Dark Peter Pan and the Jack The Ripper Five, and they start going around killing people and...

 

[Haha Monkey]

demanding control over all supplies of cheese in the world. They contact the president with their demand, who says "...

 

[nox_15]

..."I love you guys!"...

 

[King Genius XIII]

With the alliance of Dark Peter Pan and the Jack the Ripper Five, Bush is finally powerful enough to dominate the whole world, which he does.

 

[nox_15]

But he dies because of a giant cyclops from the 5th dimension who squashes bush's head

 

[Haha Monkey]

Bush was given no funeral, because...

 

[nox_15]

every1 hated him, so instead they hada a party i which Dark Peter got drunk and...

 

[Haha Monkey]

tried to hit on...

 

[nox_15]

Mariah Carey's head

 

[firaga01]

Dark Peter Pan and the Jack the Ripper Five, figuring that they are drunk enough, do dump mariah carey's WHOLE body into a river. They drive away and crash into a tree when they saw a racoon and thought that it was a crazy squirrel.

Little did they know that the soul of Mariah Carey would come back to haunt the real world in the form of .....................

 

[Link_in_park]

A cute little bunny (AHHH MY HAND!!!) when she did they...

 

[King Genius XIII]

Killed it and used it's feet as lucky charms. Due to the luck, naked women started falling from the sky (where have I heard this story before?), and they started singing "It's raining Babes, hallelujah, it's raining babes! Aw women!". Then...

 

[nox_15]

...they resulted to be lesbian and they started to...

 

[Kit Fox]

have sex in the streets so people..........

 

[Rock Man X]

....joined in and had a jolly good time! Then there was a guy who....

 

[nox_15]

... didnt liked sex so he killed em all with a raygun ....

 

[Rock Man X]

....until the raygun malfunctioned and got a mind of it's own, then turned on its master and killed him. The Raygun's new name was....

 

[Kit Fox]

Salamander. And it had a hates being grabbed! So it went to the................

 

[deltaorange_samus]

...center of the world to live with the mole people. Salamander lived a great life till the master of all the mole people decided that there was to be a ritual sacrifice. If Salamander could not find someone to fill the role, he would have to be sacrificed himself. With fear in his heart, Salamaner set off for...

 

[King Genius XIII]

...someone to sacrifice, and he went to get the guy who didn't like sex, who IMO, deserves to be sacrificed. He sacrificed him and married a mole woman (who didn't look like a mole, rather like marylin Monroe, who has a big MOLE on her face). they lived happily together for thirteen years, but then...

 

[UnKnown X]

... Michael Jackson came and cut his own nuts off and called each of them for Jack Michaelson...

 

[Rock Man X]

...to be castrated themsleves! Salamander, fearing for his wife and he would never be able to have kids, then fled back to the upper world where everything has changed since thirteen years. There were many....

 

[King Genius XIII]

...lesbians having sex on the street and all the men had died except for Rock Man X, who now ruled the world.

 

[Rock Man X]

Being the ruler of the world, I said, "Death to the man who doesn't like sex! Off with Salamander's head! And his little wife too!" Salamander was outraged so he.....

 

[nox_15]

... ate Rockmans head and the lesbians ...

 

[Rock Man X]

...rejoiced! They were happy to not be forced into sex slavery and deemed Salamander and Marylin Monroe their new rulers! Suddenly...

 

[nox_15]

...a meteor got the earth killing all the lesbians except for one who turned to be heterosexual...

 

[DukieMan1223]

. She then gained super ghey-stopping powers. She first used her powers on...

 

[Rock Man X]

A giant gay dictator from outer space came to stop her from stopping all gays. The dictator was....