King Genius XIII
Smash Lord
...lots and lots of delicious, happy nachos and hot chicks. The chicks...
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The Neverending Story 3
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started saying "Ticadrius is sooooo fine!" and of course, they were right. But just then, Steve Urkel came in with his...
laughed and pointed at him saying ...
Meowth
Smash Ace
"Fatty Fatty Fat Fat!" Ticadrius turned and said....
"BAH! I don't need you girls anyway, because I'm...
Cheeto-fu. Quickly, he bolted to the nearest 7-11 to pick up some Cheetos for weaponry! While he was there.....he noticed...
that someone was trying to STEAL ALL THE ICE CREAM! There was no way he was going to stand for that, so he...
...tried to come to terms with his lack of self-esteem. By the time he stoped crying the ice cream thief was gone...
which made him cry more as he had once again failed. When his stopped crying THIS TIME he...
Meowth
Smash Ace
found a CD. The CD said:...
Link_in_park
Smash Ace
"this cd is meant to mind control you to by more of our products
... I MEAN! LISTEN TO MUSIC TO YOUR ENJOYMENT!" then I
... I MEAN! LISTEN TO MUSIC TO YOUR ENJOYMENT!" then I
every single result was the number "69". So I went to my teacher and asked "...
Fourside
Smash Ace
"Why is your head so big? Why is your head so big?". And she said:
..."It's that big because if it was smaller my massive brain meats would be crushed!" She then explained that the 69 really meant...
Jango Fett
Smash Lord
something that has to do with sex and explained everything . Then she asked a fellow student to do the 69 position with her ..............
Just then the principle walked in.
Rather than being shocked and expelling the student or firing the teacher, he asked if he could join in, saying "...
Fourside
Smash Ace
I found out that the aliens killed everyone in my family. So i went...
King Genius XIII
Smash Lord
to Albaquerque, where I met a big breasted babe named Kasumi, she...
Fourside
Smash Ace
slapped me in the face, because i wanted to touch her breasts. Then she said:
King Genius XIII
Smash Lord
"I'm afraid we'll ahve to stop sleeping together, my husband is mad, he'll kill you... So I jumped out of the window, dodging his giant lazer and..."
King Genius XIII
Smash Lord
Velkommen min venn!" and I said "What? you're Norwegian too?" and he said "Yeah, I'm also Norwegian, and now I will escape to Norway and Bush will bombard it... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" So I...
... stopped him and sent him to Bush, so he wouldn't bombard Norway and he killed Bin Laden. When I talked to Bush he said: ''Selvfølgelig ville jeg ikke bombadere Norge, jeg er norsk!''
Then I screamed because I was shocked over that Bush was Norwegian.
I wanted to get some peace, so I went to the North Pole, where I met Santa, he said: ''Hei, snart er det jul og jeg må dele ut gaver!'' I replied: ''Not you too, you're not Norwegian too, are you?! This is just a bad dream, ok! ARGH, I want to space, there are no Norwegian people in space!!''
So I went to space and...
Then I screamed because I was shocked over that Bush was Norwegian.
I wanted to get some peace, so I went to the North Pole, where I met Santa, he said: ''Hei, snart er det jul og jeg må dele ut gaver!'' I replied: ''Not you too, you're not Norwegian too, are you?! This is just a bad dream, ok! ARGH, I want to space, there are no Norwegian people in space!!''
So I went to space and...
met a magical space monkey, who was lost. He asked me "
Fourside
Smash Ace
"Er du også norsk?'' No,it couldn't be! Everyone was Norwegian! But i soon found out why everyone became norwegian. It was because...
...an alien had dropped his Norweigian translator on the way to Norway! I got the translator and tried to change it to the normal languages. But something went wrong, and they talked Swedish instead!
"Skit också, det här gick ju inge bra..." I sighed, and tried again. Then everyone talked French instead, and suddenly...
"Skit också, det här gick ju inge bra..." I sighed, and tried again. Then everyone talked French instead, and suddenly...
... everbody started talking Danish «Hej, vordan går det med dig?». I screamed and went to California...
(One thing for fourside; «Are you Norwegian too?» in Norwegian is: «Er du også norsk?», just so you know that and may edit the message...)
(One thing for fourside; «Are you Norwegian too?» in Norwegian is: «Er du også norsk?», just so you know that and may edit the message...)
Link_in_park
Smash Ace
I got scared how everyone was talking Norwiegan and so i went on a psyco killing spree then...
King Genius XIII
Smash Lord
...jumped off a cliff and died and went to heaven and met St. Peter, and guess what he said?...
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