The Neverending Story 3

[Ticadrius]

picked himself to death. At his funeral was a hobo named...

 

[forgotten_realms]

bega, who still owes 1 dollar to somebody because he...

 

[mic_777]

needs the $1 so bad. So everyday he asks for $1..

 

[Mic_128]

until he gets the dollar and goes and buys achocolate bar made out of...

 

[mic_777]

meat. This was a big surprise to him and he

 

[forgotten_realms]

didn't share the meat to a certain someboady's mum because she would eat it because...

 

[Mic_128]

the moon was green. The plannet gasped in horror as....

 

[Ticadrius]

people posted in mass speed in one topic! To save the day, a man entered, nay a hero, named.....

 

[Mic_128]

Boogerbutt! His superpowers included the ability to....

 

[Fourside]

transform into cheese,and fart really loud and smelly farts.

 

[thefusion]

...which would let cat screech...

 

[mic_777]

out all the time. People Shouted at it telling it to shutup...

 

[Mic_128]

or they'll send them to moon....

 

[forgotten_realms]

where there is a big orange sun on the ground called "Baker's Delight Mum". She is huge because...

 

[Mega_destroyer]

because someone feed her a big orange

 

[mic_777]

so big you could say it was as big as a HILL

 

[Mega_destroyer]

then came Jar Jar Blinks......

 

[mic_777]

and ate another orange that was as big as a mountain

 

[Mega_destroyer]

and everybody want to bash the gungan because........

 

[mic_777]

he killed Jarjar. After they bashed him the turned on

 

[Mega_destroyer]

Darknoid's weapon of Doom that can destroy........

 

[mic_777]

the whole world in just one shot when they pulled the trigger

 

[Mega_destroyer]

Then came Blue (Blues clues) who step on the tigger in.....

 

[Mic_128]

annoyance of people posting sigs in a no sig room. The earth was destroyed but....

 

[Masher Mario]

Tom Nook wasn't, because he was tapping his foot. A short guy came into his store and said...

 

[Mic_128]

hey, didn't the earth get destroyed? After a minor debate on....

 

[Mega_destroyer]

how to kill the annoying people.....

 

[Mic_128]

the earth miraculously repaired itself allowing.....

 

[Mega_destroyer]

the great worm thingy......

 

[mic_777]

from Dune then started to do something very strange...

 

[Jango Fett]

that involved with his hands and his wiener . So then he......

 

[Mic_128]

got beaten up by the completely and utterly evil.....

 

[forgotten_realms]

Softey the Bear who ran all the way to town because he had a sore...

 

[Mega_destroyer]

head so he nearly got a........

 

[Jango Fett]

pea stuck up in his nose . So he got someone to .....

 

[Mega_destroyer]

to take it out was.......

 

[Jango Fett]

Bill Clinton ! He said....

 

[mic_777]

Son how the h**l did you get a pea stuck up your nose

 

[Jango Fett]

and then Bill Clinton grabbed his arm and .......

 

[BeeboW]

pulled it off and said.......