The Neverending Story 3

[Rock Man X]

....a fun sized lawn gnome whose name was Fartknocker came and released his Nerve Gas related Fart of Doom on the monster and the entire planet. Then Captain Planet came and said, "With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" His gay theme song played and played until it completely obliterated Fartknocker the lawn gnome. Captain Planet was the world's new champ! Until....

 

[ECVlion]

Waddledoo appeared! Waddledoo slashed at Captain Planet but...

 

[Rock Man X]

....Waddle Doo was extremely weak compared to Captain Planet's tidyness. Waddle Doo was defeated by Captain Planet. Then Stitch came and took a shot at killing Captain Planet and his gayness. Stitch....

 

[Link_in_park]

then turned from his disney form, to his k*cka$$ form. taking out double maching guns, then captian planet started to play his gay theme, Stitch had to dodge the sound waves of his voice, or else his head would explode from the extreme gayness! Stich wasn't about to...

 

[Lord Nic]

wasnt about to give up til James Bond appeared with double SMG and killed Captain Planet, then Stitch thanked him but then got killed as well and was turned into a coat.

 

[2quick4U]

then brinstar blows up and they all die

 

[Rock Man X]

But, Brinstar being in a location nowhere near where they were, everyone lived. Stitch was turned into a coat by an evil hag named....

 

[ECVlion]

Gruntilda!! Gruntilda put the coat into a cauldron and it blew up, but...

 

[spartacus751]

when it exploded, Monkeys and Badgers jumped out of it, and ate Gruntilda. They then went on a campaign to conquer hte northern....

 

[Rock Man X]

....Edge of my a**! The badgers got hungry on the way so they ate the monkeys. After having digested the monkeys...

 

[ECVlion]

...they threw up! Then the evil monster under your bed turned into his "throw up" form and ate the badgers and the throw up!

 

[Meowth]

Then he got sick and vomited on...

 

[Fourside]

... a monkey holding a banana peel and a strip of bacon.

 

[Masher Mario]

That monkey was Baby, but the vomit mutated Baby into...

 

[ECVlion]

Adult! Adult started a fire and attempted to kill the monster under your bed, but...

 

[Bob Omb]

...all the vomit in the previous posts merged togeth and became a giant...thing(too lazy to think)...and somehow destroyed the beast, but at that very moment...

 

[Masher Mario]

Tom Nook sold a sledgehammer to a maniac, and he started to smash everything and...

 

[spartacus751]

became a squirrel, and rode a nuke to Cannada. But after the Impact,

 

[Meowth]

he ran into a Nude Hampster riding a Concord. They said hi and...

 

[spartacus751]

started getting a little nasty, but the Hampster wasa cannable, and ate the squirel, who poped out of the Hampsters Stomach. But then, a flying monkey picked him up.

 

[Meowth]

He took the squirrel to the Wicked Witch of the West, who said...

 

[spartacus751]

"who gives a **** about a squirel?", and she are him. But the Squirel was really Hitler, and he jumped out of her throat, and created a evil Nazi army, to conquer...

 

[Masher Mario]

...All of Smashboards! Of course, Gid banned them, and then...

 

[ECVlion]

they came back disguised! Gideon didn't know this, and neither did anyone else (except me, hehe!) and they became supermods, but...

 

[sum41]

the Forum Guardian was soon on the case. First he took ECVlion as a Prisoner Of War and...

 

[Rock Man X]

...tried to make her talk! He first threatened her with a can of beans and said, "Talk, or I'll threaten you with this can of beans!" ECVilion had too great of a will power so he...

 

[Mic_128]

said "It's allright for you lot but i have a very limited vocabulary!" Eventually ..........

 

[Lord Nic]

eventually he broke free and ran off to Mexico where he ran into a crazy flesh eating Badger thing.

 

[Rock Man X]

The crazy flesh eating bagder thing, only known as "The Crazy Flesh Eating Badger" and he became quick friends. They loved to party with all of the desert animals. One night, they were partying and all of the sudden.....

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Something blewv up right next to them! They ran, but one of them tripped! Suddenly a huge, clawed alien appears next to her and...

 

[Masher Mario]

...and said "tell me your secret plans or else!" Nobody took him seriously, so they shot him. But he was impervious to gunshots, and whipped out a...

 

[Fourside]

A slug named Bob, who wanted to travel to Guatemala. He had a huge...

112th post here! I'm the top poster in this topic! YAY!

 

[sum41]

Xbox that was 10 times the size of him. Unfortunately he couldn't do much with a machine that big so he...

 

[Masher Mario]

chopped it down into 100 small keychain-sized Xboxes. But of course, the Xboxes overloaded and exploded, causing...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

a severe rash to break out across the world! Everyone found Dr. Mario, and the doctor said...


(No, it's not "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!")

 

[Rock Man X]

...."It's-a-me, Mario!." Everyone died because of Dr. Mario's not usefulness. Then a hero from unknown origin came. His name was....

 

[Meowth]

Brian! He saved all the non-bad people with his...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

cueling ducky! THen he...

 

[Taddara]

cracked the ducky's head open and got all itz powers!

 

[Fourside]

He found an evil guy dressed in a gorilla suit, singing the anthem of Venezuela and jumping in a bowl of potato garlic salad.

113th post. You guys will have to post a lot if you want to beat me.