The Neverending Story 3

[EliteSayianDarkDragonMaster]

went to fetch ...

 

[The Duck]

...a severed hand which was rotting with flies ond maggots on it...

 

[nox_15]

... then a flying cat came n ate all...

 

[Meowth]

of the rounded...

 

[SuperSpy]

melons. They forgot about the hand. This hand belonged to...

 

[Ticadrius]

Timmy from South Park. He promptly got out his.....

 

[supersmashboy]

shiny new pair of pants and...

 

[SuperSpy]

and burned them. Then he started yelling "Timmer!" After that he fell out of his wheel chair.

 

[supersmashboy]

The impact of the wheelchair bagan a chain reaction that resulted in an earthquake...

 

[SuperSpy]

and it was all Timmy's fault. So they setup a line. Everyone would pay 5 cents and slap Timmer. Then...

 

[sum41]

they made millions and Timmy died. That was OK because...

 

[SuperSpy]

Timmy was a criminal. and he deserved it. Now they made a profit out of someones pain. Then everyone laughs. They threw Timmy in the ocean and laughed some more.

 

[RichBrown]

and then superspy decided to check his PM's because themasterfoot PM'ed him. meanwhile, fish in the ocean found timmys body and...

 

[supersmashboy]

used it and a pebble they found to create an A-Bomb.

 

[Blaster]

But Timmy died earlier in the story because his head exploded. The one they thought was Timmy was actually...

 

[RichBrown]

vern troyer from austin powers. vern wanted to take over the world so he....

 

[Zootematix]

could own all the toy stores in the world, and have an unlimited supply of.....

 

[Zabie]

TELETUBBIES TOYS!!!!!!But only bowser nuy´s it so he doesn´t have enough money for live and die but Bowser......

 

[ECVlion]

Gives Peach a billion dollars, and Peach marries Bowser!!! ECVlion is shocked at what happened...

 

[RichBrown]

then bowser and peach threw ecvlion into the ocean. then they turned to mario....

 

[Fourside]

...said bye,then ran away.

 

[psychicpuff]

Peach, kissed Bowser with venomous lip stick, killing Bowser and she inherited the billion dollars and...

 

[Fourside]

Gave the money to mario.

 

[McFox]

Mario used the money to open up a spaghetti/bar. Only then he realized that Luigi was a multi-billionaire because everyone liked him more than Mario (even if I don't ). Mario gave the billion dollars to Luigi, so Luigi...

 

[Major_Ace]

decided to be mean and put mario out of business, mario hated luigi even more now so mario decided to.....

 

[Lanky_F]

Kill luigi then mario...

EDIT BY TBC: NO SIGS!

 

[beanbean]

had to run away from all the luigi lovers who were out to kill him with...

 

[psychicpuff]

a pipe stick. Mario borrowed BananaDragon's Yellow Dragon boat and paddled down the pipe falls. He then noticed...

 

[Fourside]

That he had to make everyone hate Luigi.

 

[Zootematix]

Luigi just then noticed that he had extreme....

 

[psychicpuff]

headache. It worsened, and Luigi collapsed onto Peach. Peach was disgusted and...

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

threw a potato at him.

 

[SuperSpy]

Then Mario walked in the room. Mario kept kicking Luigi. He didn't stop. Then Peach joined Mario...

 

[sum41]

And then Luigi got out his famous water ice and started beating them with it...

 

[psychicpuff]

and flipped out his poltergust 3000 and attempted to suck them in. However, this made Peach get an upskirt, and she started to...

 

[Fourside]

Laugh and...

 

[supersmashboy]

then she realized that her dress was WAY up, so she...

 

[annoying jammez]

pulled it up higher showing her ugly...

 

[Fourside]

Scar she got when she was young.Then Mario said...

 

[SuperSpy]

mama mia! whya didn't you a tell me Peach a? Then Mario put some powder and stuff and made it disappear. Then...