The Neverending Story 3

[kirbyphreak]

That I have a serious case of misspelled name, Bahamut has Acid Reflux Disease, Nin10do_Revolution and FireKP1 have diarheea, and Bahamutess has Bird Flu. Pezaddict is lounging around his pool laughing at us. Suddenly, he goes for a swim, but OH NOES! The pool has to much chlorine and pezaddict turns into a gigantic evil.......

 

[pezaddict]

Goomba, but I transform back in one second. So now everybody is in the hospital, except for me. So now...............

 

[ZMan]

ZMan walks in and says something dumb. For that, everyone in the world...

 

[TorchMan]

does nothing, and then we find out that King Kong has gotten out of his cage and has come to terrorize us. He then swings his arms at Firepk and Okurama, then................

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I scream and add no kind of help to the situation whatsoever. Anyway...

 

[kirbyphreak]

FireKP1 is added to the list of misspelled name-stricken combatants. This gives us -10 Strength, -20 Dexterity, and -15 Agility. However, our Magic abilities are as high as ever, so we team up to cast "Supreme 1337 Pwnage" on King Kong. This turns him into two koopas with hammers and strange helmets. One says "LYKE TEH OMG U R TEH PWDNEDGD!!!1!1!!" Then....

 

[FireKP1]

Thw two kill each other with their hammers out of stupidy. FireKP1 leaves and walks away while the others......

 

[zsaber80]

......Steal the hammers because FireKP1 forgot...........

 

[kirbyphreak]

that his -15 Speed leaves him unable to move. Then, we get a huge barrel of rotten tomatoes and throw them at him. Then we start to leave, but a magical pixie dust comes down and...

 

[zsaber80]

We jump roughly 50 feet into the air.

 

[FireKP1]

While they're in the air I break free of the -15 speed trick. Now I'm pissed at Kirbyphreak so I hit him with very hot fire. Meanwhile there was a shadow 3feet away from us which was coming. Back to fight Kirbyphreak crashed into FIreKP1 sending the two......

 

[kirbyphreak]

back into the pixie dust, then we fall and all go SPLAT! Except me, and FireKP1,and zsaber80, and pezaddict, and Zman. But then we kill Zman and eat his flesh. We all become zombies and.......

 

[zsaber80]

Step into a holy place, which hurts us even more

 

[FireKP1]

THe shadow who is revealed as Mcfox9 enters the warehouse where we are all zombies. Mcfox9 traps Kirbyphreak with his awesome trapping poweres and heals Pezaddict and FIreKP1. Mcfox9 drives the two with him in his pink 4x4. He drops us off at a Pizza hut cause there is a Smashboards Adminastior meeting in 1 hour and Mcfox9 needs to be there. So he drives eastward on highway 34 so we follow him in a........

 

[zsaber80]

Big black van going 60 MPH

P.S. You really like hurting Kirbyphreak, don't you?

 

[kirbyphreak]

Suddenly, kirbyphreak was forced to start a new sentence! Still a zombie, me and zsaber80 use mad skillz to go after FireKP1. First, I use my awesome Forum Games skillz to make FireKP1 go to Shroomers, and then instantly make them lose. Then, I force him to lose every match in the CPU tournmanet game 2. Then, zsaber80...

 

[FireKP1]

No I'm just writing part of the story.

While following Mcfox9 to the adminastors meeting FireKP1 commented on how slow this was. So he lit a rocket onto the back of the car with exploded and sent the black van stragiht into a building with the adminastors meeting.

 

[kirbyphreak]

Due to this, Pezaddict died. Mcfox9 used mad Admin powers to warp away just in time. FireKP1 was miraculously spared, due to the author NOT hating him and trying to kill him. (I see you, FireKP1. I see you and that gun in the bushes. I'm right by that window on the 14th story of my elaborate mansion. With a pool. And a pony.) Then, FireKP1 was reprimanded for not editing. Or will he? Then...

 

[FireKP1]

He didn't so Gideon kicked him 15 miles away. 2 days later Pezaddict's funeral was held with everyone crying except FireKP1 who after the funeral was painting her toenails red and black. Now we turn the zsaber80 who is........

 

[kirbyphreak]

Still a zombie.
kirbyphreak: Oh my, it appears zsaber80 has fallen over a cliff!
FireKP1: A cliff? Brilliant! *clinck*
kirbyphreak: Indeed!... When did you get here?
FireKP1: I defied the laws of physics! Anyone can, now that youve started playing Jigglypuff!
kirbyphreak: Oh. Well old chum, why are we still talking in British accents and in play form?
FireKP1: Oh, its just because......

 

[FireKP1]

Before FireKP1 could finish her sentence her daugther Natalee {who was in thsis story previously} hugs her mommy and asks Kirbyphreak who the **** he is. Kirbyphreak realizes that FIreKP1 has a daugther he runs away. The zombie zsaber80 comes to the two but is knocked unconscious by.......

 

[pezaddict]

a random Machoke who dies of a stroke one second later. But my sprit appears!!! And because I want revenge, I decide to posess Natalee. Natalee's soul ends up going into firekp's body and......................

 

[FireKP1]

now Natalee has full control of FireKP1's body. She jumps into the black van and drives it to the mall. She buys and looks at several magainzes while trapped inside her own body is FireKP1. She thinks of her teenageer life and hwo she got these powers. Natalee gets bored so she.....

 

[TorchMan]

runs out of the mall to find me waiting in the parking lot wit Kirara. "U think u want to get out Firepk's body?" asked Kirara, but as we could see she didnt, so then........

 

[nin10do_revolution]

a giant Ralts appeared out of nowhere, and I caught it. Then, I made it attack FirePk1's body to get Natalie out...

 

[TorchMan]

then me and Firepk took off to go regroup with the others. When we had got to the hidden base cave, Okurama, and Pez had some bad news for the whole team, it was...........

 

[FireKP1]

that Pezaddict was dying of lung cancer. FIreKP1 has no choice but to do surgery on PEzaddict. After 3 hours the whole team agrees and we get into white coats, surgical masks and rubber gloves. First we decide who cuts a opening to Pezaddict's lung and that person is......

 

[TorchMan]

ME!!!!! So then i make alittle fire cutting knife, then i start cutting, then..............

 

[FireKP1]

Torchman faints cause fo grossness. So now FireKP1 finished cutting the opening and sees.....

 

[zsaber80]

This is gross!

......something. Meanwhile, the zombie zsaber80 accidently drank a remedy and is now back to normal. He sees the knife and........

 

[CuckooOfTime]

grabs it, making little jabby motions at FireKP1, saying, "I cutchoo, hombre, I cutchoo."

Meanwhile, two ******* carrying a stretcher that CoT was sleeping on arrive, and he wakes up. A green aura swirls around him and the words, "Cure3" appear above his head in a little blue window. Pezaddict's lung is engulfed by multi-colored sparkles and is immediately rid of the cancer, and the incision even sews itself back up.

FireKP1 is about to mention something about a Final Fantasy 7 ripoff, but CoT immediately drops back to the ground and falls asleep again. Seeing that their ******-lord is now asleep, the *******...

 

[camo-man]

reveal they're not *******!!! They actually are from the Giant clan, come to kill CoT! So the two giants take off their disguise and get an SMG each and they.....

 

[kirbyphreak]

Realize that they can't shoot, because being cramped up in the ****** suits broke most of their bones. Then I warp back into the story and eat their flesh, because the zombiness is not all gone. Then I reveal that thats really not flesh, its Pepsi Twist! And I reveal that I'm not really kirbyphreak, I'm......

 

[Okurama]

your and ........ well....... your a bio-genetic mutaded loving pepsi beast (hey is the best i could come up with), so now you run to a pesi factory and drink all the pepsi in the factory, so now we...........

 

[CuckooOfTime]

find some REAL ******* to carry me around on another stretcher. I wake up, however, and pull out a generator along with a TV, a gamecube, and ssbm. Everybody piles onto the stretcher with me to play, but the ******* can't hold such a heavy load, and they both snap in half. Seeing the loss of my ******* makes me so mad I....

 

[kirbyphreak]

Start crying and stamping your feat like a baby. But then, FireKP1 realizes you're not crying, you're using Tantrum! The sound pierces the Pepsi containers, spilling it all over the floor, until....

 

[CuckooOfTime]

more horrible Pepsi-mutants emerge and begin lapping up the spilled Pepsi.

I stop using Tantrum and Warlock Punch the nearest mutant, causing the rest of the mutants to...

 

[FireKP1]

Run away screaming like little girls. We hear a loud noise coming from the steel door so me and Torchman melt the door to find........

 

[ZMan]

Drugs, yo. Drugs that belonged to...

 

[Okurama]

a mafia organization, that where about to sell it to some people. Luckly we hide in a ..... somewhere in the organization, but zman broke something by accident, and that was........