The Manly/Cool Tier List

[ChronoPenguin]

Top
Oldmanondorf
Pink Falcon
Ganon
Captain Falcon/ Ganondorf

High
Snake.
Ike
Falco
Bowser
Donkey Kong
Meta Knight

Middle
Mario
Wolf
Lucario
Link
Fox
Sonic
Wario
Diddy Kong

Low
Mr. Game And Watch
R.O.B.
Luigi
King DDD
Toon Link
Ice Climbers
Yoshi
Pit

Bottom
Kirby
Pokemon Trainer
Ness
Olimar
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Lucas
Marth
Zelda/ Sheik
Zero Suit Samus/ Samus
peach, she has a ****ing game where her power is her being on her period.

Some tests were inconclusive for some characters though. Ganon for instance, turned his kitten into a monster-like minion and he and Link fought for the rest of the session. R.O.B. could not compute the kittens and Snake pulled out his box and sat his kitten in the box and cooed at it. This did not have naything to do with the milk however and was also inconclusive.

Your Ganon one makes him more manly >.>
Taking something cute going "too prissy" and bulking it up, and then fighting a guy?
Basically a beer fight but a mutant kitten instead of beer.
Falcon was just some loser who knee's kittens.

 

[litlwing]

well ike belongs lower based solely on the fact that he "fights for his friends", snake and gannon both have beards, beards = top tier, peach is easily more girly than ZSS, wolf wears a stinking wife beater and has a wolf belt buckle he needs to move on up the list, meta knight has the deepest voice in the game, he is actually a cross between dracula and antonio banderes so he belongs high, but thats all my opinion.

 

[majora_787]

Ike
Falco
Bowser
Donkey Kong
Mario
Wolf
Lucario
Sonic
Wario
Diddy Kong
Mr. Game And Watch
Luigi
King DDD
Toon Link
Ice Climbers
Yoshi
Pit
Kirby
Pokemon Trainer
Ness
Olimar
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Lucas
Marth
Zelda/ Sheik
peach, she has a ****ing game where her power is her being on her period.

THESE are the characters that belong below Samus. I will admit though, her power suit is probably not PAUNCH proof, so I think Captain Falcon wins. XD

 

[Deleted member]

well ike belongs lower based solely on the fact that he "fights for his friends."

Then that's stupid. He really DOES fight for his friends. There's also the fact he can hold a 2 handed sword with one hand. That's pretty powerful. You'll get no sympathy from me.

 

[majora_787]

Then that's stupid. He really DOES fight for his friends. There's also the fact he can hold a 2 handed sword with one hand. That's pretty powerful. You'll get no sympathy from me.

power doesn't make manliness, look at Sonic. A powerful AND fast final smash, but he's the least manly character ever made...except maybe peach.

 

[Deleted member]

^Maybe, but there are other reasons too.

1. He has a kick *ss pose
2. He leads a mercenary company
3. He almost never smiles (don't really know how thats manly, but i just wanted to say it anyway )
4. Chicks in Fire Emblem dig him.
5. His standard B can bad*ssely emit Fire. 6. Final Smash is wicked awesome.

And yes i realize that half of these reasons are fanboy reasons, but its in my nature. I'm a Fire Emblem fanboy .

 

[Bowser King]

Bowser should pass falco.

Top
Oldmanondorf
Pink Falcon

I stopped there.

 

[majora_787]

^Maybe, but there are other reasons too.

1. He has a kick *ss pose
2. He leads a mercenary company
3. He almost never smiles (don't really know how thats manly, but i just wanted to say it anyway )
4. Chicks in Fire Emblem dig him.
5. His standard B can bad*ssely emit Fire. 6. Final Smash is wicked awesome.

And yes i realize that half of these reasons are fanboy reasons, but its in my nature. I'm a Fire Emblem fanboy .

2: If that's the case, then my OC in MYM3 is WAY more badass than Ike. And that's somewhat sad.

3: Mario. Bowser. Samus. <_<

4: So do guys from what I hear. XD

 

[iEatPikmin]

Are you kidding me?

Yoshi has Boots, AND a Saddle!

I don't think wearing a saddle counts as being manly...It means people ride on Yoshi, which means Yoshi is submissive. Peach+Pit have to be absolute bottom tier.

 

[Cerebral demon]

Lucario should be higher, when he punches FIRE comes out of his hand and the more you hit him the stronger he gets, I mean he purposely get beat up then pwns the other guys 2X.

 

[kr3wman]

My Tier list.

Top :
Normal Blue Captain Falcon
Pink Captain Falcon
Black Captain Falcon
Blue Captain Falcon
Red Captain Falcon
Green Captain Falcon

Bottom :
All them other chars.

Any advice? I could probably make it a little more accurate.

 

[M@v]

umm, Zero suit st the bottom? AND below Peach? Lol.....

 

[KillaFrmNY]

Ive seen some ridicolous statements, and let me make it clear again, this list isnt only determined how manly a character is but also how cool/popular they are. Some characters are placed in certains spots because of that. Also im seeing some complete bias statements from characters mains saying thier character is too low. I mean come on guys do u really think yoshi should be any higher for example?

 

[Red Arremer]

Ive seen some ridicolous statements, and let me make it clear again, this list isnt only determined how manly a character is but also how cool/popular they are. Some characters are placed in certains spots because of that. Also im seeing some complete bias statements from characters mains saying thier character is too low. I mean come on guys do u really think yoshi should be any higher for example?

^I've taken that into consideration in my corrected list.

 

[KoJ]

Top
Oldmanondorf (What the heck? Higher than Falcon? Olddorf runs like an arthritic jogger.)
Pink Falcon (Absolute Manliness)
Ganon (You really overestimate Ganon, don't you? There's no way he's manlier than Falcon. Everyone (Except for the Marth fangirls) thinks Falcon in the manliest.)
Captain Falcon/ Ganondorf (Move Ganon down NOW.)

High
Snake. (In my opinion, second manliest)
Ike (Ganon goes right above Ike)
Falco (Yeah)
Bowser (Yeah)
Donkey Kong (Yeah)
Meta Knight (Above Lucario? Heck no.)

Put Lucario above Meta.

Middle
Mario (MOVE HIM DOWN, NOW!!! "It's a meeee, Mario!" is NOT manly.)
Wolf (Not much to say.)
Lucario (Put him above Meta.)
Link (Leave him or bump him above Wolf.)
Fox (Ehh... Leave him.)
Sonic (Leave him.)
Wario (Bump him down.)
Diddy Kong (Leave him.)

Low
Mr. Game And Watch (Leave him)
R.O.B. (Leave em)
Luigi (BUMP HIM DOWN, NOW! Bottom for Luigi)
King DDD (Leave him)
Toon Link (Bump him below Ice Climbers)
Ice Climbers (Leave em.)
Yoshi (Bump him down. He lays eggs.)
Pit (Leave him)

Bottom
Kirby (Bump him above Yoshi's place)
Pokemon Trainer (Are you ****ing delusional? PT has Charizard! Move him up to bottom of mid, now!)
Ness (How the heck is Ness below Yoshi and Pit? Move him next to Ice Climbers)
Olimar (Evil dictator who beats down massive monsters with his bare hands. Bump to top of bottom.)
Pikachu (Leave him)
Jigglypuff (Leave her)
Lucas (Leave him)
Marth (Bump him to the very bottom)
Zelda/ Sheik (Leave her)
Zero Suit Samus/ Samus (BUMP THEM UP NOW!!! Power Suit Samus has eradicated all of the life on two planets. That's more than most characters here can say. Go to top of low.)
peach, she has a ****ing game where her power is her being on her period. (Leave her as just above Marth.)



Your Ganon one makes him more manly >.>
Taking something cute going "too prissy" and bulking it up, and then fighting a guy?
Basically a beer fight but a mutant kitten instead of beer.
Falcon was just some loser who knee's kittens.

Falcon doesn't knee kittens. He does this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TbJbfeFq9M

 

[KillaFrmNY]

Before we continue, id like to say why i placed people where they were placed by doing a little explanition near each characters name. Remeber they are just my opinions


Top
Captain Falcon- Self explantory
Ike- Carries a 2 handed sword with 1 hand, has a great battlecry and u just dont f*ck with him
Snake- Self explantory

High
Ganondorf- Dont f*ck with him
Falco- Hes cool combine it with he comes from brooklyn
Bowser- Has the toughest face in the game only behind Ganon
Donkey Kong- Powerhouse combined with his popularity put him here
Meta Knight- Deep a55 voice and he just spits out coolness

Middle
Mario- Most popular video game chracter in the world
Wolf- Hes a Pretty Cool chracter and a accent to match
Lucario- Although hes a pokemon, hes pretty cool and manly. If only he wasnt a pokemon
Link- Hero of time who battles monsters and the best battlecry ever
Fox- Headstrong attitude combined with hes f*cking krystal
Sonic- Not really manly at all, but his popularity puts him here
Wario- Hes like actually people
Samus- Popularity puts her here, but she is more manly then some actually men
Diddy Kong-Always saving Dk it seems plus hes f*cking dixxie

Low
Mr. Game And Watch- Who is this guy and what has he shown that is manly or cool?
R.O.B.- See Mr game and watch
Luigi- He would be lower if he wasnt so popular
King DDD- Big Fat Penguin Whos King OF Waddle D's is not manly in my book
Toon Link- B*tch version of Link
Ice Climbers- These Guys are so unpopular
Yoshi- Everything he does is just not manly
Pit- His balls havnt dropped yet

Bottom
Kirby- Everything he does is cute
Pokemon Trainer- Pokemon are not cool(Ya thats not just my opinion too, most people in HS think that)
Ness- Hes a boy
Pikachu- Although very popular, hes just so unmanly that hes put here
Jigglypuff- See PT
Lucas- Hes just a b*tch
Marth- Looks like a girl and makes sounds like hes getting *****
Shiek- Cooler version of zelda
Zelda- Shes a woman
Olimar- Hes 3 inches tall and fights with plants
Peach- Very Girly
Zero Suit Samus- Shes sexy not manly

 

[Frown]

Someone who kills people in his sleep deserves a higher tier.

 

[Snowstalker]

GOD:

Mr. Game & Watch (He gives the finger as his down taunt, AND he has Mr. in his name)
Captian Falcon (Self-explanatory)

TOP:

Snake (He'd be at the top, but he doesn't flip the bird or do falcon pawnches)
Ike (He fights for his friends)
Luigi (The poses taunt, and an awesome stache)
Donkey Kong (His coconut gun fires in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!)

HIGH:

Wario (Not afraid to act like himself, and is a treasure hunter)
Falco (Brookyln accent, and a loyal devotion to his bread and pizza cake)
Wolf (Texas accent, and has the best LANDMASTER)
Ganondorf (He sorta has a falcon punch, but not as epic. He's here cuz of the beard)
Link (He killed Ganondorf, but he needs facial hair)
Mario (He's saved everyone's @$$es a trillion times)
Bowser (You have to be awesome in order to be Mr. Nintendo's archnemesis)

MIDDLE:

Yoshi (Eats like a real man)
Lucario (Killing him only puts you in deeper trouble)
Kirby (See Yoshi, but the pink doesn't help)
ROB ((A robot, and robots are kind manly)
Olimar (Has slaves who actually like him, and he's married)
Meta Knight (Awesome mask and sword, but he doesn't fight fair)
King Dedede (Giant hammer FTW!)
Ness (Just a kid, but has psychic abilities, and unlike Lucas, has balls)
Fox (Like Falco, but no accent, bread, or pizza cake)
Toon Link (Like Link, but his balls haven't droppped)
Charizard (An awesome dragon, but he's also a mindless slave)
Diddy Kong (He'd be lower if not for the jetpack)

LOW:

Pikachu (Annoying, but electricity)
Pit (A sword that changes into a bow and arrow, but OH GOD HIS VOICE)
Squirtle (Mindless servant, an water isn't as manly as fire)
Samus (A chick, but she has missiles)
Ivysaur (Also a chick, but poison helps)
Sonic (YOU'RE TOO SLOW)
Ice Climbers (Popo is Mid, Nana's Bottom. This is an average)
Pokemon Trainer (Uses slaves to fight for him while he sits back and watches)
Shiek (A girl, but looks enough like a guy to be higher than Zelda)

BOTTOM:

Lucas (Psychic powers, but a ball-free coward)
Zero Suit Samus (Not manly at all, and would be right above Marth if not for the gun)
Zelda (She'd be at the top on a womanly tier list, but this is a manly tier list)
Peach (See Zelda, but not as responsible, and the pink)
Jigglypuff (The name, the voice, the look, the EVERYTHING)
Marth (Nuff said)

 

[Red Arremer]

k, since you all want explanations, here my mere thoughts:

God
Captain Falcon - Nothing else to say about it.

Top
Pink Luigi - He would be God Tier, but unfortunately, he has no Falcon Pawnch, only a Fire Jump Punch. Okay, too. MANLY!
Snake - He has the best line EVAR: "Mei Ling. Samus took her clothes off!". Also, very manly voice, some beard, and missiles.
Pink Captain Falcon - A mix between Pink Luigi and Captain Falcon, Pink Captain Falcon has too much white to be higher.
Ganondorf - He would be higher if his run wouldn't look like he needed to have a pee as soon as possible

High
Wolf - Texas accent, badass claws, chain sound when landing and a effing spike collar
Falco - Hands of his bread!
Bowser - He's a big monster with muscles and a turtle shell. And he breathes fire. Manly enough.
Fox - Makes out with Falc... Krystal, defeated evil overlords lotsa times, has a visor and a father with sunglasses, and a Scottish name.
Sonic - Sexy. Nuff said. =D
Lucario - I actually like his Japanese voice better. He's pretty manly for a Pokémon, though. <3
Link - If he would stop making that high-pitches squealy cries, he'd be higher.

Mid
Ike - Huge sword, no sympathy from him.
Donkey Kong - Well, he's a giant ape.
Meta Knight - The manliest out of the Kirby characters, MK has a sword, a mask and a cape. He's like the Darth Vader of Kirby. Unfortunately, Kirby games make even Darth Vader look cute.
Mario - A fat Italian plumber loving mushrooms and wearing bright red? Not that manly, but his mustache makes up. He's pretty much the medium.
Samus - Although Samus is a girl, she annihilated practically all Metroids, has laz0r beamz, missiles and was united with a hatchling she saved.
King Dedede - He has a huge hammer and is a penguin, but the fact Sakurai voiced him makes him not THAT manly. HE MUST RECOVER!
Wario - He would be higher if he wouldn't love garlic so much. That's disgusting. And some of his jumps look strange.
Diddy Kong - Lowest mid tier, Diddy is pretty manly (though in a boyish matter) for a chimp.

Low
Toon Link - Small version of Link. Child playing with bombs... compared to others still manlier.
Yoshi - A cool dinosaur having cute noises and laying eggs. He though has some stuff which makes him go high, for example eating his enemies.
Luigi - He would've been higher if Pink Luigi weren't existing.
Ice Climbers - Popo alone would be mid tier, but Nana takes a lot of his manliness.
Mr. Game & Watch - He's a monochrome 2D figure beeping. Urh. Yea.
R.O.B. - Practically sharing his place with G&W.
Kirby - He would be lower if he wouldn't suck his enemies and be able to Falcon PAWNCH!
Pokémon Trainer - Annoying voice. Would be Bottom tier if there wasn't Charizard to rescue.
Ness - A boy. Not very manly.
Pikachu - A small yellow rat. Not very manly.
Lucas - A boy and *****.
Olimar - He would be manlier if he wouldn't be a gardener.
Sheik - The crossdressing alter ego of Zelda.

Bottom
Jigglypuff - Would be higher if she didn't have that hairstyle.
Zelda - She wears effing boots!
Pit - The incarnation of every annoying girly boy you want to kick in the nuts.
Zero Suit Samus - The incarnation of every sexy and bad*ss woman.
Marth - The incarnation of every pretty and smart girl.
Peach - The incarnation of everything girly.

 

[KillaFrmNY]

Where is the cool/popular factor in your lists. Also im seeing that u guys are just basing it off of this game alone. Luigi is very unmanly guys dont even try and convince me otherwise.

 

[unwelc0med]

falcon and snake need man tier

 

[~rh]

Blood Falcon needs Brute-man tier.

 

[Frown]

Lucas for Marth-tier.

The only thing that keeps him away from it is that awesome hairstyle.

 

[Roihu]

Kirby should be in High Tier. =\

 

[majora_787]

Kirby should be in High Tier. =\

Kirby isn't manly. He has a falcon punch but it's not a falcon PAUNCH!!!!

Samus deserves to be AT LEAST middle tier manliness. Seriously. But CF and Snake belong at god tier.

 

[iEatPikmin]

Where is the cool/popular factor in your lists. Also im seeing that u guys are just basing it off of this game alone. Luigi is very unmanly guys dont even try and convince me otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umqhea97K10&feature=related

Weegee can kill you without lifting a single finger...

 

[ShikaChef]

Metaknight should be slightly lower...

 

[PaintedGhost]

This fails for having Jiggs in bottom. Jiggs is right behind, if not higher than falcon.

Jiggz > falcon. You can't deny it.

 

[Moy]

Falcon > Jiggs but Jiggs > Metaknight.

 

[wazgood]

Captain Falcon is so manly there should be 2 tier lists.

One only for Captain Falcon's alternate colours and the other for the rest of the not-as-manly characters (IE Everyone else)

qft kthnxbye

 

[Samuelson]

Are you kidding me?

Yoshi has Boots, AND a Saddle! Not only that, but he's so manly, he doesn't wear anything else! Not to mention he eats like a real man, and I think you know the true purpose of his tongue

If that isn't manly, then I don't know what is

Yoshi is a girl, she doesn't even belong on this list. Lucario in my opinion is very cool. He's like a ninja and his paws are on fire, blue fire, which is hottest kind of fire. The person that did his voice is Goku from DBZ. He should be in the top 5 IMO.

 

[~rh]

Metaknight should be slightly lower...

Haven't you heard his MANLY voice?

 

[doomweasel]

Fox and the other space animals should be in a "furry tier", whereas Samus/ZSS should be somewhere around mid-tier. More man than Marth. Also, top tier should=snake, CF, and Ike.

Due to the fact that Sheik now has boobs, she has been removed from the list.

 

[Jigglymaster]

Zomg

How Is The Jiggernaught Low Tier. Its The Frikein Jiggernaught!!!

Its the manliest thing in existance excluding falcon and chuck norris.

 

[roy is my boi]

Everyone needs to stop complaining about this list and just deal with it. If you don't like where your character is on the tier list, then do something about it. Go shoot them up with testosterone or take them to a female mud-wrestling match or convince them to stop wearing a tiara!!!111!1one11! >_>

The main reason you guys need to stop complaining is because you're ignoring the extensive amount of research that went into this list. Why, I heard that one of the tests they performed was to sit all the Smash characters in a room with a table with milk on it and a bunch of kittens crying for milk. The first one to buckle under and set a kitten up on a table had manliness points deducted and they were ranked in the order in which they gave in to the kitten's cries.

Some tests were inconclusive for some characters though. Ganon for instance, turned his kitten into a monster-like minion and he and Link fought for the rest of the session. R.O.B. could not compute the kittens and Snake pulled out his box and sat his kitten in the box and cooed at it. This did not have naything to do with the milk however and was also inconclusive.

Falcon was the only one who had no problems with any of the tests and passed them all with flying colors. In the kitten test for instance, he grabbed it, threw it into the air, did an Uair combo on it, followed by a purposely whiffed Justice Knee just to mindngame that cute little furball before giving it a FALCON PAWNCH!!

That's why Falcon is on top tier, because his manliness is completely broken.

^this is too gud

 

[Youko]

Kiiiiinda getting sick of the "______ Tier List" threads...