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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Alrighty then, I'll...wait a second! I didn't go to the dry cleaners in WEEKS!

 

[Omar_25]

"Uhh... Well there's a sack of laundry that's in front of me with the name Unikorn on it... That is your name isn't it?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yeah...but it doesn't necessarily mean that it's me! I'm sure tons of people has that name...

...or maybe I just forgot a sack last time

 

[Omar_25]

"Well, uhh, if you could come pick it up that would be greatly appreciated."

*Hangs Up*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well...

*goes to the dry cleaners to pick up his laundry*

 

[Omar_25]

*You enter the dry cleaning service building to see that it is filled with men wearing full plate armor. Rather unusual is it not?*

A man sitting by a desk to your left says, "Welcome to ye' old dry cleaning service. I'm assuming you're Unikorn?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Uhh...yeah?

*takes a defensive pose because he has a bad feeling about those armored men...but maybe it's nothing more than a feeling?*

 

[Omar_25]

Hearing your name, the men in plate armor draw their swords.

The man to your left reveals a giant club from underneath his desk and heaves it upwards in preparation for an attack. He yells, "FOR THE KING!" The men in plate armor yell in response and begin to charge you.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I should've known...

*barely dodges his attack and calls Natz~ on his phone (thank you, speed dial!)*

 

[Natz~]

I should've known...

*barely dodges his attack and calls Natz~ on his phone (thank you, speed dial!)*

*flashes back to a depressed katt, slowly laying face down in despair as her friend as been gone for over a week. slowly living her life out, rotting on the sofa*

*phone rings*

*reach out hand, having trouble pushing the answer button*

...hello?

*clashes of metal going on in the background*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*tries to hold on/survive*

*Uni screams in pain, having been stabbed in the arm*

 

[Natz~]

*jumps up at the scream*

uni? uni?!? UNNNIIIIII?!?!?

*call goes dead*
...
...
... KONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*jumps up at the scream*

uni? uni?!? UNNNIIIIII?!?!?

*call goes dead*
...
...
... KONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(You tagged the wrong guy, so I'll tag LoneKonWolf for you )

 

[Natz~]

(You tagged the wrong guy, so I'll tag LoneKonWolf for you )

[HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*is trying to stay alive, having already killed one of his multiple assailants, hoping that Kon and/or Katt would trace his call*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*tries to call again to give Katt his position...YES! THERE'S SOME SIGNAL!!*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*jumps up at the scream*

uni? uni?!? UNNNIIIIII?!?!?

*call goes dead*
...
...
... KONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gets called from the other room from his studies*

What? What do you want now?

 

[Natz~]

*Gets called from the other room from his studies*

What? What do you want now?

u-u-u-u-u-ni-ni ju-ju-just called *sniff* fig-ht-ht-hting...

*phone goes off again*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Answers it*

Helle? Sg?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kon! Thank God! *coughs madly*

There's some people trying...well, about to kill me... *more coughs* Please don't tell that to Katt...it'll destroy her...

I managed to...to hide...but I don't know how long I can stay here before... *violent cough* before they find me...

Help...

I'm close to...to Ye Ol' Dry Cleaners....

Quick...and bring some weapons! *coughs even more*

...OH ****! *phone suddenly hangs up*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*patiently waits for Kon to save him...Katt will probably follow as well, which wouldn't surprise him in the slightest*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*comes back at Kon's apartment in a weak, tired and horribly mutilated state an hour after his call*

I KNEW I COULDN'T COUNT ON...ON...

*falls unconscious on his carpet, leaving blood all over the floor*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*his last thought before losing consciousness was to hope that Natz~ wouldn't see him in such a mangled state*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

[You know. . . why do you always jump the plot? I was planning something elaborate before i could of post, and instead you moved it on without anyone elses interaction. Now i don't know how to move forward from here]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Spoiler: OOC

You should've just said it instead of doing NOTHING... I'll try to switch it back

*wakes up, caught by his assailants long ago*

(****! 'Twas just a dream...or was it a nightmare?)

(Either way, it wasn't real...)

(Also...why am I not dead? Why are they keeping me alive?)

 

[Omar_25]

The Stoopid Unikorn

Spoiler: OOC Question

So are saying that you were captured by the guys in plate armor? Just trying to get this right.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The Stoopid Unikorn

Spoiler: OOC Question

So are saying that you were captured by the guys in plate armor? Just trying to get this right.

Spoiler: OOC

Did you notice anyone else attack me?

Of course it's the plate armored guys!

 

[Natz~]

*notices konnie closes the phone*

w-w-well what did he say?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*looks at Omar_25 and spirs blood at his face*

WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!

JUST KILL ME ALREADY!!!

I KNOW YOU THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, SO WHY WAIT?!

 

[Omar_25]

The Stoopid Unikorn

To kill you is not my intention. If it was... Well, you wouldn't be here.

*The man sits down on a nearby chair*

"Now, I have been informed that you have a tome of spells within your possession. Is this correct?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The Stoopid Unikorn

To kill you is not my intention. If it was... Well, you wouldn't be here.

*The man sits down on a nearby chair*

"Now, I have been informed that you have a tome of spells within your possession. Is this correct?"

That's for ME to know and YOU to find out!

 

[Omar_25]

That's for ME to know and YOU to find out!

*Facepalms*
I shouldn't have asked him in the first place...

"Well I already know you have it, so I must ask you this. Where exactly is it? You see, that's quite a valuable book, and I just happen to know someone who would pay quite a bit for it."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Facepalms*
I shouldn't have asked him in the first place...

"Well I already know you have it, so I must ask you this. Where exactly is it? You see, that's quite a valuable book, and I just happen to know someone who would pay quite a bit for it."

*chuckles like a madman*

You really think I'd just TELL YOU?!

Oh boy! That is RICH!

 

[Omar_25]

*Scratches head*

Eh, It's what I hoped you would do.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You pathetic sack of ****!

You might as well just kill me...

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(Will LoneKonWolf tell Katt what I said on the phone?)

 

[Omar_25]

"Well I'm not willing to kill you, and you don't seem to want to give up the whereabouts of the tome sooo.... I guess were gonna be here for a while."

...

...

...

"Know any good jokes?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Most of my jokes involve your death at this point...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

[I can when i ever get online, i have a physical life that i need to attend to so i can live]

*flashes back to the wolfens apartment, hours before the above conversation takes place*

*confused as to what has happened, kon uses the phones mapping to look up the place sg has said and memorized it*

*Tosses katt back her phone*

Oh he just wanted us to go pick up his laundry from a couple of armed violent medieval assailants

I figure we might as well take a detour and go pick him up too and bring him back to bash some sense in

*Leaves for his room to grab some things*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*back to NOW, Uni/SG/whatever is still laughing as he is losing blood due to the injuries of the previous battle, which could potentially put a stop to whatever Omar_25 has planned (since I could die of blood loss)*

 

[Omar_25]

*Looks at watch*

Well, your friends will probably be here soon, so might as well let you go then. It's not like your going to tell us anything.

*Gets up and walks behind you*

*You can hear a door open behind you*

"There, you're free to go."