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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

about damn time i did.... the thing was annoying

Wait!

*takes the plush, noticing something in the fluff*

Oh, you sneaky plushie...

*finds the thing he was looking for: the page*

 

[Substitution]

[No! Not my plans for world domination! I had the formation ready and everything!]

 

[LoneKonWolf]

(Completely missed this till just now)

What the **** happened to you?!

*Points to katt*

She kicked me up the stairs. . . and then i fell back down them. . .

I just woke up now. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Points to katt*

She kicked me up the stairs. . . and then i fell back down them. . .

I just woke up now. . .

She's a real pain in the ***, isn't she?

But seriously, are you okay?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

She's a real pain in the ***, isn't she?

But seriously, are you okay?

Oh please this is nothing

This is about the equivalent to a scratch that she can and has done

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh please this is nothing

This is about the equivalent to a scratch that she can and has done

I know, butt at least, you're still Kon-scious

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I know, butt at least, you're still Kon-scious

*Gives something equivalent of a death stare*

Pun aside, i was unconscious just a little bit ago. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know I don't care when you give that look

I hope he forgot about that whole spell book thing...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I didn't dimwit, nor your little explosion fest

*overhearing his terrible whispering*

First thing in the morning. I want an explanation.

*walks off back into the building*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*sigh* Why wait?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Because its the middle of the night, im tired, and I'm currently in terrible pain

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

A bedtime story can't do much harm

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . .right. . .

Well enough of this fascination, I'm going to go pass out from the overall pain that I'm currently tolerating

Night
*Heads to my room and collapses on the bed*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I can't tell you the truth, Konnie...

If I do, you'll be a target too...

For your safety as well as your sister, I must leave...

Au revoir.

*packs the necessities (and his spell book) inside a backpack and leaves*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Snores*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*writes a note to Katt where I say goodbye forever and practically beg her to not try to find me*

 

[Natz~]

*wakes up and goes through uni's exploded door that still hasn't been repaired*

yaaaaaawn~.... morning uni...

*groggily rubs eyes*

...uni?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*is long gone*

 

[Natz~]

... uni?
... Uni?
... UNI?!?!

*starts to freak out*
... KONNIE!
*charges into konnies room to wake him up*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*is walking within the woods, thinking that Katt might freak out if she sees that he's gone*

Yeah...she might kill everyone...

At least I didn't write where I'd go in that note...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Continuously gets shaked by katt, violently*
Ow, ow ow st-stop katt

 

[Natz~]

UNI'S GONE KONNIE!

*continues shaking*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ok-ok-ay ju-st-st st-op sh-sh-ak-ak-ing me

 

[Natz~]

*finally stops*

hmph... he's gone konnie, GONE!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*sheds a tear, regretting his decision to leave, but firmly believing that it was the right thing to do*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ahem. . . okay

*Gets up to check sg room*
*Sees that all his stuff is packed up*

Huh. . . hmm?

*Finds a note on the counter that sg left*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*looks at his backpack...wait!*

Did I really forget the backpack?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

(Sg. . . I'm still waiting on like some sort of weird voiceover of me reading the note in your voice)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Spoiler: The Note

Dear Katt,

I've had a lot of fun times living alongside you, but you know your brother. That guy's always ruining the fun but this time, his "party pooper" attitude could've gotten the both of you killed, so I left.

Don't freak out though. I may not be here anymore, but wherever I am, I know that you'll be safe.

Please, don't try to find me or being me back. The further we are from each other, the better things will be.

I'm so, so sorry, Katt.

Your good friend​

Uni​

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Spoiler: The Note

Dear Katt,

I've had a lot of fun times living alongside you, but you know your brother. That guy's always ruining the fun but this time, his "party pooper" attitude could've gotten the both of you killed, so I left.

Don't freak out though. I may not be here anymore, but wherever I am, I know that you'll be safe.

Please, don't try to find me or being me back. The further we are from each other, the better things will be.

I'm so, so sorry, Katt.

Your good friend​

Uni​

*Scowls while reading*
That jerk. . . trying to blame his leaving on me. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Spoiler: There's more!

P.S.: If he ever insults me behind my back, punch him for me.

 

[Natz~]

*was nearby reading the note with konnie*

*uppercuts konnie alongside the head*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Stutters from getting hit*
Ow. . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

[I'm gonna need to return to get my backpack...]

 

[Natz~]

hmph... anyway...

start preparing konnie!

we've got a uni to drag back!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

[Oh wait! It's right there!]

*grabs his backpack on the ground*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*keeps walking as far away as possible from Katt*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Maybe...maybe I should give her a call...

No! It'll just make things worse!

*my phone is ringing*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Aw **** it! Let's answer that call!

*takes out the phone and answers*

Hey there! What do you want?

 

[Omar_25]

"Hey, this is Jim from the dry cleaners. Just calling to let you know that your laundry is finished. You can come by and pick it up whenever you want."