Social The Gates of Hell: Bayonetta Social Thread

[Wolfie557]

What are everyone's headcanons regarding the Bayonetta character? My headcanon is that she is a lone wolf, rejects socializing, friendships, and romance, and pretty much hates everyone and everything.

Here are some scenarios in this regard:

Bayonetta eats a Chips Ahoy! cookie, and then immediately spits it out saying, "how dare they call this a chocolate chip cookie? That kind of cookie is supposed to be soft and chewy!" (I actually like Chips Ahoy! myself, this is just what Bayo would think of them)

Bayonetta bumps into Danica Patrick and then goes on to say she's not that good an auto racer, and curses at her. A feud is born.

Bayo has ZSS and Kirby as absolute besties. Ryu has a crash on her. Found herself two new little ones that happen to be naughty angels. Shiek is her nemesis cos reasons.

 

[deepseadiva]

In Smash Bayonetta refers to everyone like this:

"Love/darling":

"Little one":

BFFs:
Makes carry her purse:

 

[8-peacock-8]

Wario is totally Enzo.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

P PF9 didn't Kamiya already say Bayonetta isn't into relationships?

 

[Burgundy]

P PF9 didn't Kamiya already say Bayonetta isn't into relationships?

I think he said that in regards to Bayonetta X Luka that Bayonetta wouldn't settle down with him because she would far outlive him.

 

[Spelt]

Bayonetta can do way better than Luka anyway.

 

[Zajice]

Yeah.

Like Dante.

 

[Brickbuild101]

At least in terms of how she treats them, Kirby is the new Cereza, and Pit is the new Luka.

 

[FullMoon]

Wario is totally Enzo.

Dedede is also very fitting for that role I'd say.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

My custom title says it all! Have a memorable and safe Christmas everyone!

BayonettaHype~

 

[thesuperjag]

Thanks Jazz. You too... Playing Bayonetta 1 at the moment before Her release in February.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

At least in terms of how she treats them, Kirby is the new Cereza, and Pit is the new Luka.

Atleast Pit gets to live...Dark Pit will not be missed

 

[David Viran]

Atleast Pit gets to live...Dark Pit will not be missed

Neither live. She killed both of them at the end of the trailer with the final smash. Eaten alive and this is a kids game.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Neither live. She killed both of them at the end of the trailer with the final smash. Eaten alive and this is a kids game.

You do know Pit can't die pretty much right? Pittoo yeah since he's a clone, but Pit's to stubborn to die(he got his wings burnt off, and still somehow kept himself alive...after he stopped breathing of course).

Well that, and Pit is always being eaten by people, so he should be used to being eaten by now.

 

[David Viran]

You do know Pit can't die pretty much right? Pittoo yeah since he's a clone, but Pit's to stubborn to die(he got his wings burnt off, and still somehow kept himself alive...after he stopped breathing of course).

Well that, and Pit is always being eaten by people, so he should be used to being eaten by now.

It's not everyday you get eaten by demonic hair.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

It's not everyday you get eaten by demonic hair.

He's been eaten by a Tempura...nothing can be more embarrassing to be eaten by than that(we'll maybe a Nintendog)

 

[Rinku リンク]

Cute Bayonetta comic I found on Tumblr today.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

How many ships will Bayonetta be sailing on?

 

[Silvera]

How many ships will Bayonetta be sailing on?

One.

 

[Strider_Bond00J]

Merry Christmas - Umbra Witches and Wizards! :D

I've often lurked this thread, and although this could be considered late, but congratulations to all Bayonetta supporters! May the moon light your path to glory in the fields of Smash Bros!

 

[4chanJoe]

How many ships will Bayonetta be sailing on?

Enough ships to rival the size of the US Navy.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

One.

Ain't enough

Enough ships to rival the size of the US Navy.

Still not enough

 

[Tythaeus]

Still not enough

What about twice the amount of ships of the US Navy?

Oh, and happy holidays everyone.

 

[PF9]

I'm thinking about writing a Bayonetta/Once Upon a Time crossover one-shot wherein Bayonetta kills Mr. Gold and becomes the new Dark One. I mean she's got everything a Dark One needs.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

What about twice the amount of ships of the US Navy?

Oh, and happy holidays everyone.

Happy Holidays and how about OVER 9000 TIMES THE AMOUNT OF US NAVY SHIPS!

 

[Tythaeus]

Happy Holidays and how about OVER 9000 TIMES THE AMOUNT OF US NAVY SHIPS!

That's still one ship short.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

That's still one ship short.

True, we need more ships for her and her alone

 

[Rinku リンク]

Greetings everyone, just wanted to wish you all a...

 

[Flavius]

Ah yeah it's that time of the year

Merry Christmas Baes

 

[Tobi_Whatever]

So has anyone here ever gotten good at Bayonetta?
I mean really good, good enough to see all the flaws in Bayo 2 and call it a ****ty game?
Because I feel like trying.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

So has anyone here ever gotten good at Bayonetta?
I mean really good, good enough to see all the flaws in Bayo 2 and call it a ****ty game?
Because I feel like trying.

There's not enough Sexy Bayo Time...that's all a got that could make it seem ****ty

 

[kuk]

ESRB and PEGI probably lets you show more of sexy Bayonetta in the games, than the management of this forum does on this site. The trailer had a butt shot, can I post it here or will it be modded because of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN THEMSELVES NAKED!!"?

 

[Metallinatus]

In Smash Bayonetta refers to everyone like this:

"Love/darling":

"Little one":

BFFs:
Makes carry her purse:

No love for Samus? I think Bayo might have designed her in this game.
Anyway, merry christmas and hi, Bayo boards!

 

[TMNTSSB4]

No love for Samus? I think Bayo might have designed her in this game.
Anyway, merry christmas and hi, Bayo boards!

Murry Chrishmaush

 

[Cutie Gwen]

ESRB and PEGI probably lets you show more of sexy Bayonetta in the games, than the management of this forum does on this site. The trailer had a butt shot, can I post it here or will it be modded because of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN THEMSELVES NAKED!!"?

If it gets modded, go to forum support. The site want to be PG13, so posting a trailer from an E10+/12+ game is A okay
btw

 

[Lorde]

wow i really love it when Smashboards doesn't send me alerts so i have like 87 pages to catch up on

tysm SWF i really appreciate it ur such a gr8 website

 

[Lady Byakugan]

I'm so confused about Bayonetta's world's origin. Anyone mind explaining to me?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I'm so confused about Bayonetta's world's origin. Anyone mind explaining to me?

Kamiya wanted to make a strong female protagonist. Some chick said 'give her giant **** and make her strip'.AND THUS, BAYONETTA WAS BORN!
I don't actually know, and the plot is pretty bad. Didn't stop Caddicarus giving Bayo2 a 10/10

 

[CG✫Nova]

I'm so confused about Bayonetta's world's origin. Anyone mind explaining to me?

What exactly are you asking? Just how the universe and worlds were created and stuff?

 

[ZakoAction]

So has anyone here ever gotten good at Bayonetta?
I mean really good, good enough to see all the flaws in Bayo 2 and call it a ****ty game?
Because I feel like trying.

Yes I went back to 2 briefly today and lord the combat sucks compare to 1. Medium and larger enemies can only be launched in WT, Wicked Weaves are nerf in damage, Enemies frequently combo break and Umbran Climax is overpowered. That's only the tip of the iceberg. Not to say Bayo 2 is horrible is just lacks compare to the first one as far as depth goes.